Message #318350

[Trijhak]

OOC:

Get ready for one of the most 'what did I just read' things so far...

IC:

Seth marched in line on a walkway suspended above many conveyor belts, with several other 'voluntary' prisoners, those that had surrendered. Whatever was happening, it felt like it was out of a cartoon. Why were they up this high, anyway? What exactly was going on? Asides from the forced implementation of Euron implants, it seemed... Seth then had the not-so-bright idea to whisper to the prisoner, a short, young female, who was behind him, about a plan.

"Do you think you could stall?"

Despite being surrounded by many 'drones', the prisoner stalled. Then, completely unprecedented, she fell off the walkway, down onto the conveyor belts below. What were presumably the thuds of her body hitting the various conveyor belts, and then, a grinding noise.

 Somehow, that was enough to create a spark of hope in several of the prisoners a few minutes later, who were not handcuffed, which was oversight #1 for the drones, and still had any weapons they had when they were captured, which was oversight #2 for the drones. A firefight erupted. A very, very small glimpse of hope, created.

Seth decided that it was time to get out of there, using the commotion as a chance to escape. He ran, finding a fire exit, and then preceded to jump into the swimming pool conveniently located next to the factory, action-movie style, as several gunshots were heard. If he could find a vehicle, he could get to a more ordinary place... although with what was about to happen, the rest of his trip was going to be anything but ordinary.

He then spotted a brand-new, shining motorcycle that looked as if it had came straight out of the factory. It would be decent enough, although he would probably have to self-drive it to be as safe as possible. He booted it up, hopped on it, and then got very unsettled as the motorcycle spoke the words "Hey, watch it!"

What the ####? A talking motorcycle?! Seth thought in his head.

"Listen, Ms.AI, you may be advanced, but you need to be disabled." Seth said, bemused at the talking motorcycle.

"I am no AI, you dork! I'm a person!" it yelled back.

"...Okay, listen, DEFECTIVE AI, you're going off."

"I'm a person, I can't be turned off. My mind is now the 'AI' for a motorcycle. "

"...I don't even.. what... this doesn't make any... okay fine I give up, I'm not going to waste my precious escape arguing with a person's mind stuck inside a motorcycle. Happy now? Now take me somewhere far away from this place. "

The motorcycle obliged, since Seth had seemingly accepted its partial humanity. Still, Seth has no idea what's happening and never, ever thought he would be talking to a 'human' motorcycle. It was going to be long ride, partially because the motorcycle started flirting with him soon after they left. The many looks on Seth's face as he was trying to respond to a motorcycle flirting with him could not be recorded, unfortunately.

OOC:

Human motorcycles brought to you by KZ and Blade Corporation. And yes, it is partially a comic relief character.