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« Reply #80 on: December 15, 2014, 05:54:11 pm » |
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(Judge): "Hmm, I see! Bailiff! Have forensics check the victim's pockets for fingerprints!"
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(Judge): "Have the results come in?"
(Payne): "Y-yes, your honor." He picked up a piece of paper and began to read it, sweating nervously. "A set of fingerprints were found in the victim's back pocket, and have been positively identified as belonging to Mr. Ian Phineas Diddet."
(Pike): "And there you have it, your Honor. Now, the defense once again requests that Mr. Diddet be search-"
"HOLD IT!"
(Diddet): "I-i-i-you! YOU! YOOOU! You worthless, ugly, stupid-HOW DARE YOU! YOU ARE BENEATH ME! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO CONVICT ME! I AM BEAUTY INCARNATE! YOU-YOU'RE NOTHING BUT GERMS! GERMS! WORTHLESS, UGLY, GERMSSSSSS!!!!!" With that, Diddet seemed to have screamed himself into unconsciousness, and fell off the stand.
(Pike): "...May we take that as a confession, your Honor?"
(Judge): "Err...yes. I suppose we can. Well. Ahem. In light of this revelation, I think it is safe to pronounce the defendant...
"OBJECTION!"
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