Count to a Million

[mtmerrick]

The real question is, are most Americans that stupid? And the sad answer is yes.

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[Trijhak]

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A cynical disposition does not make you more intelligent than those you perceive to be stupid. Cynically making statements does not fix any problems at all and will probably not help at all, due to their negative nature. An enthusiastic approach, rather than a cynical one, will probably get much more done because they aren't cynically making statements half the bloody time. Similarly, making statements with no idea what you're actually saying or trying to communicate will make people view you as a fool, since you do not know how to communicate. An example of the aforementioned making statements with no idea of what one is doing would be this entire paragraph, and by such logic I am a fool. This paragraph was therefore written in reaction to the above posts and also devolved into something to make me feel better about how much of a fool I am, however I should  have probably made no post at all.

[mtmerrick]

I have no Idea how to respond to that...

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[MsRowdyRedhead]

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Once again Skrief, I wish we had a like button.

[The Truth]

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Behold: The White House's official response to the "build a Death Star" petition.

[Flipz]

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So apparently $7 only buys me the games for two weeks or so.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

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WUT???

[Flipz]

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*father disabled Steam online mode*

[mtmerrick]

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EV3 news topic updated with new video.

[Canama]

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A cynical disposition does not make you more intelligent than those you perceive to be stupid. Cynically making statements does not fix any problems at all and will probably not help at all, due to their negative nature. An enthusiastic approach, rather than a cynical one, will probably get much more done because they aren't cynically making statements half the bloody time. Similarly, making statements with no idea what you're actually saying or trying to communicate will make people view you as a fool, since you do not know how to communicate. An example of the aforementioned making statements with no idea of what one is doing would be this entire paragraph, and by such logic I am a fool. This paragraph was therefore written in reaction to the above posts and also devolved into something to make me feel better about how much of a fool I am, however I should  have probably made no post at all.

^

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Wait that sounds kind of cynical to me

We've reached metacynic

[Jade]

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[Trijhak]

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Cynically ranting about cynical dispositions solves nothing, where an enthusiastic rant about something else would probably accomplish much more. Since I have nothing else to say, I will close my mouth now, which brings me to the subject of mute people, who can communicate through other ways and might take it as a sign of offence, so I have decided to repeal the decision to close my mouth and not offend the humble mute population of the world. This then can take us to a not-so-interesting topic, which happens to be when people should shut up, as some people end up ranting for too long and wasting too many people's time, therefore making me wonder why people ever listen to them, so theref

shut up

Done? This was getting old anyway I can't breach into being metametacynic even if I tried. Only the superhero with powers of CYNICAL STATEMENTS can do that.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

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*father disabled Steam online mode*

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I'm not... what... Why? 0_o

[MsRowdyRedhead]

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*father disabled Steam online mode*

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OOPS.. what happened?? grades or behavior??

[Trijhak]

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Flipz, according to his profile, is 21 so I'll hazard a guess and say neither. Although why do you even have what I assume to be parental controls on your computer when you're 21 years old? Unless it's not your own computer, in which case, you probably should acquire your own, and is therefore yours, not theirs, and therefore with a computer you own it is your decision to decide what happens to it.

[Canama]

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The problem with switching back and forth between Mac and Windows machines so often is that I keep hitting command when I mean control, and vice-versa

[Trijhak]

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Search a junkyard for some unholy combination of Windows and Mac that allows both. You could call it a Wac. But I guess that terrible joke doesn't work if it isn't audible.

Better yet, use an unholier combination of Windows, Mac and Linux.

Actually, how would this unholy combination even work? It would probably explode the minute you boot it up. In fact, you're probably better off becoming the computer yourself. Then you are the shining example of perfection as your intelligence would be quite high, with few errors, you would also be superior to most, as well as a freak of technonature. Technonature is totally real and totally not a word I made up on the spot just because it sounds cool. Technonature, heh. I like that word, I should use it more often and create it. Maybe a tree that grows Apple products, but without the price tag. Or maybe organically technowindows that may or may not crash or lot depending on your opinion of Microsoft Windows. If you find Microsoft Windows inferior to things, maybe you could try Micro-organism Windows.

What am I even writing

[Rakoua]

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Skrief, I didn't believe that your level of sanity could drop so low...

I have never been so wrong.

[mtmerrick]

It's not a Wac, the actual name for it is a Hackintosh

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[Trijhak]

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Come to my tecchnonature laboratory floating in the sky. I have a proposition for you, and if you do not reply the consequences will be ludicrous to observers. We can fix your miscalculations, and by we mean myself. You can be superior to them all. However, I believe I have just offended everyone that will not receive the bonuses we plan to give you, so this also serves as an apology before they rudely come storming into my technonature laboratory. Once again, such things would not happen if they had these certain bonuses and would know not to be offended. So they may be concerned with the ethics of my practices, but once I am done they will not be. Because I've met Ethics, I've met her, she's a plant. So I gave her some upgrades, and now she doesn't care, so the ethics of my practices cannot be called into question without being contradictory. Which brings us to the topic of ethically being cynical, and how you be cynical while having ethics yourself. The answer would be to be cynical about the ethics themselves, and tell Ethics to go off and visit the technonature laboratory, where she has been reduced to ashes, so that the atoms that make up Ethics can then go on to make up something more worthwhile in this world.

errr what did I just write