Message #265805

[Trijhak]

51511

COMPLETELY MORONIC PRODUCTIONS PRESENTS:

THE SWIM OF THE (LEGO) UNIVERSE'S MAELSTROM TRICKERY OF DOOM OF DOOM OF DOOM! Of doom!

I have just discovered I have been cursed by that vendor guy named Otto Matic. Vargas the Tormented will forever be eating my hair, despite it being the rubbery Exo-Force kind. My bad luck is getting worse. He keeps going on about getting bigger and stronger as he swims around the empty void that would be my brain if I had one. But I still learn secrets of the Maelstrom, such as Hael Storm being the offspring of some guy named Fong Shader, a ninja guy.

This ninja guy hates pirates, and yet, this Hael Storm guy is a pirate. That's when I learnt that Talli Reeko was talking to Gull Rawstew, about their plan to eat Crux Prime. I thought they must be stopped but they attacked me with dangerous weapons such as GIRLY FINGERNAILS (trust me on this one) and EXPLOSIVE PHONES. Eventually, they ate me, but I made my way out of their mouths. Yes, a plural, as I now two minifigures. Except one is maelstrom corrupted and claiming that he is Doctor Overbuild's father. Speaking of Doctor Overbuild...

He began kissing with Nexus Naomi, his self created Nexus Tower computer thingy. And then Duke Exeter accidentally the tower, meaning it is now upside down. It started drilling through Crux Prime (don't use Drills for tower tips, people!) thus removing its already nonexistent gravity, smashing all inside it forever. But then... Murgle Blotch saved them? What the brick? But only to smash them over and over, it appears.

I see Vargas has gotten tired of me. I am now dead.

I AM PART OF THE MAELSTROM AND I'M COMING TO SMASH YOU LIKE A GENERIC VILLAIN! GENERIC VILLAIN LAUGH!

the end