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Contrary to popular belief, nocturnal humans are not characterized by fangs, but rather by bags and dark circles under the eyes...
My dark circles are about an inch thick, actually. I'm pretty sure my classmates think I do hydrocodones or something.
Apparently, intelligent people subconsciously crave different experiences. Since humans ordinarily sleep at night, intelligent people want to be awake at night. (This is also the reason intelligent people have a greater risk of getting addicted to illicit substances)
I would say "oh that's why I want to move to the other side of the world" but then I realized that I'm an idiot so w/e