Your servent trips for no reason. I claim it somehow and accidently fly into a black hole.
I use the Death star to blow you up. The resulting explosion blows the (scorched) cookie past the event horizon of the black hole, where my loyal servant grabs it in her x-wing. She goes to warp, but something goes wrong, and she is transported to...THE TWILIGHT ZONE! <cue
Twilight Zone theme music.>
Out of character: has anyone else payed attention to the fact that my loyal servant is MSRRH (who I gained as my loyal servant by using the Mind Control Emitter on her)?
