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He said that if anyone posted out of turn, he'd infect their computers with a virus of Brittany Spears singing Father Abraham in french, and it would continuously play for 3 weeks

It's Blade, he's not supposed to make sense.
Banned for making me think, I think I'll reincarnate as a cabbage
WWYDI your popcorn did not pop?
press the nuclear button on my microwave and try again
I didn't eat the fries, because the ketchup exploded.
*tackles Blade*
"Go play in quasars."
he couldn't be that cruel.... could he?
he's a politician. Of course he can

I don't really care about sports... I really only care about are ice cream. That's a sport, right?
Assimilated means "to be cake" right?
You shouldn't lie... or lick swing sets.