Message #244565

[Mahri828]

 Four passengers are in a plane, a lawyer, an old priest, a doctor, and a little boy. The pilot realizes the plane is going to crash, and announces it on the intercom and jumps out with a chute. Only 3 chutes remain. The doc says, " I save people, I should get to live", and he jumps with a chute. The lawyer says, "I'm the smartest man in the world, I get to live", and he grabs a chute and jumps. The priest looks at the kid, and he says, "You know, I've lived a long life, you can have the last chute kid". The little kid says, "Oh, don't worry Mr. Priest, the smartest man in the world just grabbed my backpack."