Message #259745

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A pretty funny joke not to be taken literaly. it is kind of funny

In a small town next to a river, the river was starting to overflow. Everyone evacuated except the priest of their chruch.

a police officer in a car came to the church and said to the priest, "Sir with all due respect, you need to evacuate, or you will most likely die."

"No don't worry," the priest said, "I am sure god will offer me a way out of this."

"If you say so," the officer said and drove away.

the river was flooding the town and the priest was on the roof as a boat came.

"Sir, you must climb on the boat. if you don't it will be fatal," said the man on the boat.

"Don't worry about me, i am posotive god will save me," the priest replied.

the river got worse and the priest was on top of the steeple, and a helicopter came.

"Sir you must get onboard," the man on the helicopter said, as he thrwe down a latter.

"I am sure god will give me a way out" the priest said.

Later the priest drowned. He was in heaven and asked god, "how come you didn't save me?"

God said, "well I gave you 3 chances"