My LEGO Nexus Organization

There are no rules. There are no exceptions. This is a universe of pure chaos, and because of that it is likely to eventually explode. Let's help it reach that stage! Influence the universe in the way that you command, simply by saying so. We are all godly here.

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There is now a building filled with THE SACRED TEA CUPS on Mars, which is now suddenly habitable and being disputed as to who owns it between Earth and the newly-discovered three-armed three-headed dinosaur aliens of Mercury.

The Borg come, phasers ready, and blow half of Mars to oblivion.

*Kaze appears, and waves hello to the Borg, before destroying approximately a quarter of the army with his Ki abilities* Miss me? >=)

*A huge ship appears, full of citizens from a long forgotten planet, and waits for the two potential opponents, quite unwisely as the Borg could take this opportunity to assimilate them, or Kaze to annihilate them.*

*Borg assimilate the people, watchful of traps by using Kapersky Collective Security as an antivirus*

*Suddenly, a black hole appears between Kaze and the Borg. Doom, or no doom?*

*Kaze teleports away, and sends a Ki blast through the now-assimilated ship, and toward a further away Borg Cube, activating his armour in the process, to have protection against the negative effects of space*

*The Black Hole closes, disappointed that it didn't get to suck anything up. It instantly unloads its disappointment upon Kaze.*

(Black holes have feelings now. Black holes are cool.)

*Borg use a black hole generator to make a friend for the black hole*
Now the Black Holes and the Borg are allies.
*this new, terrifying alliance begins to take over the universe*

EMPs materialze inside all Borg ships, and go off, rendering all the artificial components of the Borg useless.

*Teleports onto one of the Borg ships in the middle of the fleet, and follows up the EMP with an energy blast straight through the heart of the ship, since the barriers went down* Have fun with that, won't you? ;)

*An observing but unseen force teleports Kaze right into the interrogation chambers in the depths of its homeworld*

*Borg adapt momentarily during the few milliseconds delay between the EMPs and only one ship is damaged*
*Borg begin assimilating Earth and Mercury*

*Teleports away, and destroys the fleet attacking Earth before the assimilation can occur* Not on my watch.

*Borg send a new force for the assault*
*Borg construction speeds up*

*Teleports into each ship, and sets a time delayed energy burst in each main engine*

*nothing happens since there are no main engines =P *
*A massive borg fleet appears out of transwarp and begins annihilating the Solar System*

*The hidden power reteleports Kaze back to where they wanted him to be, cutting off his connection to his abilities this time*

*Unfortunately, that's not possible, since his abilities are in his DNA* *Teleports back, after leaving behind a timed energy blast set to go off 5 seconds later*

*Quickly destroys the Borg ships that are heading to destroy the solar system*

*Another Kaze from an alternate universe appears in front of Kaze, this version of him hating everything Kaze stands for*

*A huge-ish army is gathered for an assault upon the Borg Ships from the remains of all surviving things*

*Walks up to alt dimension Kaze and simply stabs him quickly and repeatedly* There is one thing you never, ever put into a trap if you want to live until tomorrow... Me. *Helps the army opposing the Borg by shooting lasers at the Borg cubes*

*sits in corner, watching tableau unfold*

*The Borg just keep on coming, adapting to lessen Kaze's damage and their massive number begins to overwhelm everything*

*The army opposing the Borg does not appreciate the help from Kaze. It then sends Kaze off to another universe.*

... Honestly, what. *Teleports back, and teleports into the Borg ship* I'm the one you want; right? Then come on.

*The army opposing the borg, and now Kaze, teleports him into one of their ships*

"KAZE."

Why do you keep trying to stop me?! I'm on your side!

(Think that everything is in character, by the way. =P)

"WE ARE IN NEED OF SOMETHING TO SATISFY OUR CITIZENS. THEY WOULD LIKE BOILED KAZE AND ROASTED KAZE BRAINS FOR FOOD. DENIAL OF THIS COMMAND WILL NOT BE TOLERATED. IF YOU DENY, WE SUGGEST YOU IMMEDIATELY SURRENDER AND DIE."

... No you. *Teleports away, and destroys another Borg ship from the inside*

*the Borg surround Kaze and encase him in a massive tungsten carbide prison coated in a material that reflects 99.99999999999999% of energy*

*Snaps fingers and a TARDIS uncloaks itself* *Uses that to escape prison*

*The TARDIS, having a mind of its own, whisks Kaze away to before the universe began. It also brings the Borg with it.*

Hmm, well that's different. *Opens the doors, finds self in a place totally not expected* Hmm. *Taps commands into console, to try and go to the right place*

*Somehow, the TARDIS appears in human form in front of Kaze, claiming to have stolen him*

*And suddenly, a suspicious snowman is inside the TARDIS*

*The timeline is changed so the Borg that survived the creation of the universe warn the Borg of the present to destroy the TARDIS, which they do, undoing Blade's escape*

*Unfortunately for them, since Kaze/Blade is in the time before the creation of the universe, he and the TARDIS are unaffected by it*

*denotates redmatter droplets that have been planted at the center of all the Borg cubes*

*It's also lucky for the Borg, since destroying the TARDIS would rip a hole in the universe* *Looks at the human TARDIS* That's certainly new; that's never happened to me before.

*The human TARDIS bites Kaze as its first action of being in a body*

*The 'snowman' in the TARDIS moves behind Kaze*

Ah! Okay, okay, yeah, you bit me, that is different. *Looks at snowman* Why is there a snowman...?

*The Snowman smiles, revealing its teeth*

*appears behind snowman with a flamethrower*

*smiles wickedly*

*the Borg quickly turn the newly formed black holes into sources of power, making them have a massive amount of energy, and then start firing space-time-continuum-ripping lasers at every single particle on the universe*

(What Black holes? Parenthesis will be OOC for me, by the way.)

(Mtm detonated Red Matter in the cubes, didn't he?)

*SUDDENLY, DINOSAURS START APPEARING AND EATING PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY GOT BORED IN PREHISTORY*

ALSO DINOSAURS END WAR ON EARTH AND BRING PEACE TO EARTH BUT NOT ANYWHERE ELSE BECAUSE THE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD IS NOW A T-REX

BUT PEACE ISN'T CHAOTIC

SO WE CAN'T HAVE THAT

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

Dinosaurs? =D that means.... t-rex steak!!!!! =D

What?! The T-Rex President is outraged! He declares war on the planet of Mtmerrickia where Mtmerricks come from! It's also covered in mountains.

*eats t-rex steak on video, posts on youtube, and sends it to the t-rex president*

WHAT?!!?!?! Okay, now you've done it! The T-Rex president is sending out genetically bred SUPER T-REXES to EAT MTMERRICKIA!

*Watches the back and forth humourously* *Sends secret assassin to try and take down the T-Rex president*

*The T-Rex President comically bends down as he is about to be assassinated, creating a comically hilarious scenario in which he was almost assassinated but wasn't?!*

*He then gets stabbed. In the back.*