My LEGO Nexus Organization

XD this is gonna be interesting. So, you basicly have to get the cookie. Here is the example of a few posts:
Me:
Player 1:
Placer 2:

And so on, and on, and on, and on...
Rules, except for the obvious:

Don't reuse the same place twice a page. Each place can be used once.

No things like "The cookie is in your head" please...


Okay... Now let's start.

The cookie is in the middle of a collapsing suspension bridge.

i use a bomb to blow the cookie off the bridge.

It is now airborne.

I fly to it while singing "Gravity hurts*

It's now falling into the abyss.

I use hi-tech swimming gear to make sure it doesn't get soggy.

The cookie is in my hand and about to be biten.

I find a dog to get it

The dog ate it

I create a tractor beam to stop it before it got eaten.

The cookie is in midair.

I create a transporter beam to get the cookie in tractor beam (remembers the rule)

The cookie is with me in space flying at hyperspeed

I "borrow" the Millenium Falcon to catch up and take it back.

The cookie is on the MF, guarded by R2-D2.

A Cube comes and takes it away.
The cookie is in a well guarded chamber inside the cube.

I create a teleporter to get the cookie out.

The cookie is in the palm of my hand.

I take it away. LI

The cookie is inside a pulsar.

I take a high-energy cannon and destroy the pulsar.

The cookie is heading for a black hole.

I jump inside the pulsar, grab, the cookie, and the pulsar blows up with dudebot in it.

The cookie is in my pocket.

What used to be the Borg Queen's ship, and is now my portable Unicomplex, goes transwarp and gets the cookie.

I then shoot it into Subspace.

I tear through Uz's Unicomplex ship and grabs the cookie.

It is now with me free floating through space in subzero temp.

I burn stuff to raise the temp, sending Hypr into shock, allowing me to grab the cookie.

The cookie is on the top of Everest.

I bring the real unicomplex that shoots it's galaxy-destroying beam at Mt.Everest, and teleports the cookie before the oblitaration.
The cookie is now in the Unicomplex.

I invade the unicomplex and steal the cookie.

The cookie is on the run.

I shread through the real Unicomplex grabbing the cookie in the nick of time.

The cookie is reentering the atmosphere.

The other Unicomplex gets it.
It is now on the Moon.

I rebound off the other Unicomplex to the moon, grab the cookie, and shocked UZ with my handy-dandy taser.

the cookie and I are at Mars (I think)

The Unicomplex destroyes the Solar System, including Mars, but saves the cookie.

I take the cookie back.

The cookie is in my possession.

I take it. Simple.
*Leaves it*

I rip dudebot's arm of and gives it to a bear.

The cookie along with it.

I assimilate the bear along with the cookie.
I then send them both into space.

I go into space and get the cookie back.

The cookie is in my new robotic arm.

Wrong. It is MY robotic arm. MWAHAHAHAHA!

The cookie is now in MY robotic arm.

I steal the arm and transform it into this: (http://www.borg.co.za/forums/images/smiles/icon_datz.gif)

I am now watching what will happened next.

I gain a different robotic arm and take the cookie back.

The cookie is in a fire-proof safe.

I take a chainsaw and get the cookie.
The cookie is now inside my chainsaw.

I do this to UZ; (http://www.borg.co.za/forums/images/smiles/icon_ducken.gif)

once again, I watch the show.

I throw the standerby (Hypr) at the chainsaw to release the cookie.

The cookie is in a flamethrower.

I (http://www.borg.co.za/forums/images/smiles/icon_flucht.gif)

I grab cookie and run.

You haven't posted anything abouth the cookie in two posts.
I scream that I'm not green and then I ban Hypr from the game for not taking any action to obtain the cookie, or in any case prevent further extraction of the cookie from the hiding place you didn't mention.
So I hate dogs.
Because the cookie is currently being eaten by one.

I fire a Ki beam at the dog and take the cookie back.

The cookie is inside a force field.

I take a grenade and blow the force field up.
I then remake it with my own acces code.

I hack the force field and take the cookie.

The cookie is under a moving tank.

I totaly blow the tank up OH YEAH.
The cookie is in an oven being finished.

I come out in a digger and tank jack whoever is in the tank.

I speed the tank up and get out of there.

*Goes with Rakoua, since he posted first*

I take the cookie out of the oven.

The cookie is in a frying pan for no reason.

I take another frying pan and bang someone on the head with it, and take the cookie.
Then I run away, and put the cookie inside an active volcano.

i (http://www.borg.co.za/forums/images/smiles/icon_gott.gif) to the cookie's mighty power and not trying to take it any longer. In other words, KI am done with this game.

I get Tahu to freeze it, since Kopaka would let it burn.

The cookie is in a block of ice.

I take it out whle saying  "My preciouss..."
I throw it into a LotR CD.

I take it out of the CD

The cookie is is in a computer floppy drive.

I download and print it.
I then put it inside a safe that papercuts everyone's hand when they try to steal it.

I take it out of the safe using telekinesis.

The cookie is in a cheese grater.

I teleport it out.
The cookie is in a teleportation beam in the state of molecular flux. Whatever that is.

I take it out of the molecular flux. Whatever that is.

I put the cookie in the admin area of MLNO.

I sneak into it and teleport it into the Astronomy forum's admin area.
It's now there.

I "borrow" Rakoua's keys and grab it.

The cookie is in my e-mail.

I take it and email it into a random place.
It is in a random place now.

I google search it, but come up empty.

The cookie is lost.

I cried the cookie to come back, and it did.
The cookie is back!

And went straight to me.

The cookie is on my dinner plate.

I take Dudebot and smash him, and take the cookie.
The cookie is mine, ALL MINE!

I use a time machine, and go back to the start, but loose it when i get home again.

The cookie is in a time hole

I dive into the time hole and take the cookie.

The cookie is precariously placed in the middle of nowhere.

I go nowhere, and since nowhere is so inexisting, I find the middle, and pick up the cookie.
I put the cookie somewhere.

I make a cookie searcher, and find 2 cookies, one in a bank, and one in my forum

I take them both, and destroy one.
The cookie is now in quick drying cement.

not quick enough!!!

I take the cookie and teleport it to one of the moons of Saturn

I make a wormhole and get the cookie back.

The cookie is now in the sink.

I call a Borg plumber to get it.
The cookie is now inside a car smasher.

I let it get smashed and then give it's remains to Rakoua.

Rakoua now has the cookie (crumbs).

I recreate the cookie and take it from myself, creating a never ending paradox that destroyes the universe (Except for the cookie).
The cookie is alone in a void.

My clone enters the void and claims the cookie.

The cookie has been eaten by my clone.

I delete the clone from existance.
The cookie is now in a random place.

I go anywhere, since anywhere is random, and retreive the cookie.

The cookie is near a stick of dynamite.

I ignore the dynomite, since I am invincible, and snatch the cookie.

The cookie is now in the forward nacelle of......

An assimilated Voyager. Deal with it.
The cookie is now in a cube protected by millions of cubes.

ohhh... sorry... you got the cookie halogram.....
I have beamed the real cookie to ...
uhm............
I know I put it somewhere......

My army assimilates the galaxy untill it finds the cookie.
The cookie is now a cookie in a cookie onmy comp.

Your comp is disassembled by an army of  monsters...
the cookie is now somewhere on Sesame Street...

I go into the street and take it.
The cookie is now at home.

The cookie has been brought to life by Dr Frankenstein, and  wakes up , fleeing into the night.

The cookie is finally free...

I catch it.
The cookie is now in prison.

I hire an attorney..
the cookie is out on bail.

*Kidnaps cookie*

The cookie is tied up in the back seat of my car.

I untie it and make the car crash.
The cookie is now in a wrecked car.

I get the jaws of life to get the cookie out.

The cookie is guarded by me with the jaws of life.

I punch both untill they die.
The cookie is now in the jaws of death.

whahuhhahahaaaaa...
now I have a car AND a cookie.....

the cookie is now speeding down an undisclosed highway!

I use a mask of speed to catch up and steal the cookie.

The cookie is moving at an extreamly high speed.

I borrow 2Mak07's jetpack thrusters from LU , and once again the cookie is mine!!

I take it back to LU with me...and put bricktausaurus in charge of guarding it...

I grab an anti-legosarus tank and shoot the bricktausaurus to pieces.

The cookie is in a heavily armored tank.

You smashed my bricktausaurus?? do you have a CLUE how long it took to make that thing.....

It regenerates and smashes the tank to bits, and the cookie escapes!!!

The cookie is free once again!

I put the cookie in a cage.

The cookie is caged.

(http://img362.imageshack.us/img362/5270/moodbutton7bi2.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

I take the cookie and beam it up to  my secret outpost in the Orion Nebula

I order my cubes to destroy all stars, planets, and nebulae (Is that slepping correct?) in the Orion consellation and take the cookie.

The cookie is now on a planet in the Casiopea (Again, SP error I belive) consellation.

I beam the cookie out, and give it a safe home.

The cookie is now... uhm...where'd I put the cookie???

I read MsRR's mind, and take the cookie from her back pocket.

The cookie is now in an incinerator.

BURN STUFF!!

I have a fireproof droid who retreives the cookie,

tne cookie is now on a land speeder....

I take it and send it into a wormhole.

I transport to the other side of the wormhole and am there to catch it.
I give it to Qwark.

I teleport it away and destroy DS9.
I take the assimilated Defiant and hide the cookie in it.

Ah ha! Sisco successfully resisted assimilation, and reclaims the cookie!
The cookie is now at Starfleet HQ.

I steal it and take it to Dudebot HQ.

I arrest you for robbery and hold the cookie as evidence.

I quickly eat the cookie out of your hand, destroying the evidence.

The new cookie is in the oven.

I use telekenis to acquire the cookie,
and move it to a high rise building in NY City....but which building??

I use a Mask of Flight to get the cookie off the Empire State building.

The cookie is now dangling hundreds of feet in the air.

I borrow 2Mak07's jetpack thrusters and foil your plan.
Then I replicate a brickzillion additional cookies and hide them all in different planets ...you will NEVER find the right one now...

I assimilate you and find out which one was the right one, and destroy the others.

It is now temporaly shifted.

Assimilation UNsuccessful...  through the power of my mind I made you believe you had the right cookie... and the destruction was a total illusion.

I warp off to the gamma quadrant with the cookie.

I destroy the Gamma Quadrant, and the cookie, as the sole survivor, drops in my hand.

I shreik " what are you doing with a cookie, it's almost time for  dinner" causing Dudebot to drop the cookie...

I grab the cookie, and don the mask of invisibility.

I don the Kanohi Arthron, the Great Mask of Sonar, find you, and take the ccokie back.

I wave a magic wand and make you think the cookie is a spider... you throw it out the door,
and I have the cookie again. I use tghe wand to dissappear.....

I find you, take the cookie, and hide it somewhere.
It is now somewhere.

I use my mind control device to force you to hand over the cookie..

it is now with my friend the wolf...

I go back in time to before you gave it to the wolf, and steal it from you.

The cookie is now in the time vortex.

 Due to a transporter malfunction, I am now in the 24th century, WITH THE COOKIE and I don't know when I'll be back. But hey, leave a message. Someone might get to it.

I hitched a ride on the TARDIS, and got it back.
The cookie is now in a safe, guarded by Kilometer thick walls of steel.

I beam the cookie onto my flyer and open a rift in space to........................... ............................

I build a space car that goes very fast and a sonar built in it. After, i go into space and find you, grabbed the cookie, and then left to Earth.

After going back to my house, i loose the cookie inside the car because i am so forgetful. :P

I destroy the car with a giant explosion. After getting the cookie, of course.

The cookie is mine.

 When i saw it happen, i yelled," You blew up my ride!" So then i threw a bouncy ball at your hand, and then the cookie flew off into a locked car with only one narrow open window.

So basically, the cookie is inside a car.

I tow the car to an impound lot, confiscate the cookie and lock it up in an evedence locker.....

i use the computer and find out where is the evidence locker.and then at night, i quietly go inside and without being noticed, i where gloves and carefully open the locker. After, I took the cookie, left untraced, and i went to a market because i had chores. :P

And then when i left with the food, i forgot i left the cookie in the store, and it was Closed!

I broke into the store, and got the cookie. After that, I made the shop a-splode, cause I couldn't resist.

The cookie is stuck in the cement truck in my sig.

Because the sun was bright in your sig, i wore sunglasses 8) and then i used a metal grabber to get the cookie out of your cement truck carefully and quickly, and then i left the sig.

So after a longed day, i went to sleep with the cookie inside my game cases. LOL.

and the tooth fairy came in the night because they thought the cookie was a tooth under your pillow, but didn't leave you any money for it. The tooth fairy threw the cookie out the window, where I was waiting, and I jumped on my motorcycle and zoomed away!

I got Trogdor to burninate your motorcycle, and he got the cookie
It's now with Trogdor.

(Don't know who trogdor is? See him being made here. (http://www.homestarrunner.com/sbemail58.html) Be warned, that website uses the 'C-word' a lot)

I don my dragonfire shield and reclaim the cookie, then escape to my fortress...

I break into your fortress, and get the cookie back.
I find Alpha team, and the cookie is now in this Ice orb:(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee17/_hidatchi/100_8329.jpg). It is located in ogel's fortress, and there are drones guarding every stud.

hahahahahahahaaaa   Have you never seen my gallery module???


The cookie is MINE!!!
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/7875/legoalphateamva8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

D'oh! Didn't see that!

I use a teleporter to move the ice orb to Ogel's underground ice cave, and it is now there, where anything within 10 miles will be frozen, no matter what it is - even fire.

I break out my deep freeze defender, and reclaim the cookie...
(http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/3987/legoiceplanetdeepfreezeic7.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

I a-splode your DFD, along with the ice orb the cookie was in.
The cookie is now in the dungeon of the Dragon fortress, where the golden dragon is kept...
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee17/_hidatchi/100_8331-1.jpg)

When the golden dragon slept, i quietly went to get the cookie.I got the cookie but when it woke up, i ran fo my life getting away from it.

When i got back, i left it in my house (and NO TRESPASSING!)[just to make it a bit harder].

No trespassing? Like that's going to stop me!
I trespassed, and stoled the cookie. I went to sentai mountain, and put the cookie in the Striking Venom, so the robots can marvel at the cookie..
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee17/_hidatchi/100_8336-1.jpg)

My Stealth Hunter scares the Robots who run off and hide,
(http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4338/legoexoforcestealthhuntbk8.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

The cookie is now in his hands!

The Robots stole the cookie when you weren't looking, and it's onboard the Mobile devastator. The mobile devastator is currently in the battle for the golden city. Axle is having a break from being a rock raider, and is helping the humans (excuse for using a LU creation lab picture)...
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee17/_hidatchi/exobattle.png)
Yeah, I actually own all of those...

I roll over all that and acquire the cookie once again...
(http://img368.imageshack.us/img368/5369/legoexoforcemobiledefenvk5.jpg) (http://imageshack.us)

Jungle Ryo's mini-bot retrieves the cookie, and it's now in the Hybrid Rescue Tank. Jungle Ryo's now flown off with it...
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee17/_hidatchi/100_8352.jpg)

(http://zets.21.forumer.com/images/smiles/zets/zgas.gif)

My tie fighter swoops down grabs the cookie and fills up with gas before taking off again

I get a jet and track you down until i tricked you into going down, and the cookie flew up.


But it fell into a pit called 'The pit of life.' Whoever goes in will end up somewhere in there life. there was no existing way to come out.  ::) maybe :P

I caught the cookie, and threw it into the pit!

The POL was actually a wormhole. It transported the cookie into the jungle,where an elephant stomped on it...
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee17/_hidatchi/100_8358.jpg)

THAT was a crummy thing to do.....
lol

I guess I will have to make more cookies....  chocolate chocolate chip, with walnuts and pecans...

I refuse to steal those new cookies, so I go to the jungle and retrieve the cookie crumbs.
I glue the cookie back together with icing (it's still edible(sort of)), and it's now in a room drying.

blech......nasty.

Yes, but we have to keep the original cookie.
Maybe you could go back in time to before it happened?

but it has elephant toe gunk in it!! eeeuuuwwww

Did you read the small writing?

Well, after reading the message that Jas said, i will follow what it says. ;D

I built a machine that can go back in time, and went back to the part when MsRR was about to through the cookie into the PoL. i ran as fast as i could, and jumped to catch the cookie and make it back onto the surface.

and then i covered it with plastic and threw it quickly onto a car that was leaving to Reno!

I join  the highway patrol, put up a roadblock , and rescue the kidnapped cookie.

The cookie is now in protective custody.

i found the facility, and carefully took the cookie, and left in my race car to race at Jurassic Park.(yeah..........i'm that daring for survival.)

ha haaa you took an undercover cookie masquerading as the real cookie..

I have taken the real cookie to a secret mountain sanctuary, heavily guarded by trolls and dragons!

As i find out that the cookie was a fake after the race, i saw the 'Not So Secret Mountain' and suspected that it was there. So i took a dangerous route through jurassic park and when i found a bridge connecting to the mountain, a T-Rex was about to chase me. :P I turned up the car with adrenaline, and drove up the rode to when i see dragons. the T-rex and dragons fought while i left about to run over the trolls, but luckily for them, they got out of the way.

I got in, took the REAL cookie, and then left trying to through the angry mob. Finally, i left to go continue racing in the X.L. Tournament at Motor City. 8) (i made up the story :P)

I go back in time and make you use SUPERSLOW, despite your fantastic story,  and I take the cookie to my underwater city.

So i resign the tournament before racing, and go to your underwater city, and found it in a house. I went in grabbing it with a sub(i guess), and then i go up the ocean and leave the sub. I, then drove in my sports car, and then saw the cops. I began a high stakes pursuit and made a risk doing a difficult stunt as i went to Scrap Yard Joe's Junkyard. I saw a 2 cars:1 bent straight to sideways up, and 1 a bit up at a little angle. I tried to perform an escape by doing a 360' Rollspin, but failed and got injured with the shards of glass.

Being arrested, the cookie was held in an evidence box with a combination lock on it.(i like making cool stories, but i hate writing stories)

I use a mind control emitter to get the combination, and stop to put some bandaids on your injuries, then rush off to my recording studio with the cookie. you need 100 platinum albums to enter!

On Sunday, I Use The Hypnotic Fyquency Machine to enter, take the cookie, and then took it to my School locker and locked it up(and note that i can change locks any time i want) and i erased my memory of what the combination was. :P--------> (I was actually okay. I lied just so i could see where you were gonna go, and also so i could not go to prison first)

liar liar pants on fire!!

And since the HFM would not work in place of 100 platinums, I reagin the cookie , AND put you in prison...

I a-splode your Recording studio, and get the cookie back. I then a-splode the jail, so RR is free.
The cookie is now with me, in a snap-seal plastic bag.

I jump in my X wing, zoom in and snap up the cookie, and whang..I am off to another world.

Thanks Jas, and now that i'm free, i make a jet to go to space. i use a sonar to track you(again) and then i saw you. I take the cookie and left off with it.

It then falls of into a wierd planet that has purple dinosaurs on it :P.

OHHHH Purple is my favorite color... I will vacation on this planet, and reclaim the cookie.

(Purple's one of my favorite colours, too)
Ha! This mysterious purple dinosaured planet (that is purple itself) is Shredtopia, the planet of the Raven Shredders:
(http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee17/_hidatchi/planet4.png)
The cookie is now in a heavily guarded temple (on Shredtopia).

ahem... HOW did you get the cookie from me???

Whoops...
The purple dinosaurs stole it off you while you weren't looking.

since I look so good in Purple, I sneak into the temple and take the cookie back, then I rush off to the next galaxy at warp 9...

I catch up to you at warp 10, and get the cookie off you.
Unfortunately, I dropped the cookie while retrieving it, and it is heading towards a black hole!

I swoop down in my x-wing and retreive the cookie before it reaches the black hole.
I then enter an oscillating  worm hole to another galazy, which means it never shows up in the same place twice!!!!

When I retrieved the cookie off you, I left a tracking device on the ship.
I find your location, get the cookie back, and dump it in the bermuda triangle.

ha!
I planted a tracking device inside the cookie!!

I retreive it from the Bermuda Triangle, and hide it aboard a pirate ship.....

Ahhh... but I use a particle beam disruptor, snap up the cookie and warp away in my X wing...

Your lego x-wing explodes due to the fact that legos cannot withstand the vacuum of space. I slowly move the cookie towards my mouth.  >:D

C'mon guys, the cookie has been slowly moving towards my mouth for a couple of days now.

OH...you thought I was using my LEGO X Wing??? LOL

I grab the cookie and head into the  mountainous rain forrest to my secret mountain fortress..

My Megasaurus pet crashes thru the rain forest and grabs the cookie. He heads back into a time portal and escapes back to the beginning of the earth.

You have had the cookie long enough. I build a time machine with secure command codes, travel back to get the cookie, and then forward...to a galaxy far far away, in a time many years from now.....

Great Scot!  I use 29681 circuit boards to build a Flux Capacitor that I install in my Speedy Motorcycle.  I travel through time and space to your location, then use the Mind Control Emitter to brainwash you into my loyal slave.  You gladly hand the cookie to me.  I then take the cookie and my loyal servant to the Mines of Moria, where my pet Balrog guards it (and us).

You haven't noticed that I disguised myself as your pet Balrog and I snatch the cookie from your hand. I build 3975 Cruiser Thrusters and blast my way to Mars.

You fail to notice the sleeper bomb I attached to your ship.  I detonate it, and the cookiee ignites as it flies through Mars' atmosphere.  My loyal servant waits on the planet's surface to claim the cookie.

Your servent trips for no reason. I claim it somehow and accidently fly into a black hole.

I use the Death star to blow you up.  The resulting explosion blows the (scorched) cookie past the event horizon of the black hole, where my loyal servant grabs it in her x-wing.  She goes to warp, but something goes wrong, and she is transported to...THE TWILIGHT ZONE!   <cue Twilight Zone theme music.>

Out of character: has anyone else payed attention to the fact that my loyal servant is MSRRH (who I gained as my loyal servant by using the Mind Control Emitter on her)?

lol, of course I knew that!

I ride on Takanuva (in his twilight form) to the Twilight Zone <music stops.>, then play an electric guitar and MsRRH loses the effect of the MCE, and I grab the cookie once again, and throw it into the land of indentical cookies.

I blow them all up and recreate the real cookie.
The cookie is now in the Unicomplex again.

The ISPs come and destroy the Unicomplex. I go to the TOotCT Rec Room (http://universe.lego.com/en-US/CreationLab/DisplayCreation.aspx?id=8d8646f2-e321-43c8-89d8-ca23cdc109a2&challengeId=&SearchText=&SearchIn=&Sort=&MemberId=e560c4f3-3399-4a0c-ad46-f03f2abe079e&Tag=&BackToPage=0) and hide the cookie in LAG's jetpack.

My good friend LAG894 gives me the cookie and helps me escape into the unicomplex, where I use my own nanites to assimilate the entire Borg Collective (including UZ).

EDIT: the entire OotCT comes to back me up.  Just in case the Collective wasn't enough. :P

Before you get to do your evil, cookie-stealing plan, I use a very strong magnet and attract the cookie, because while you guys were stealing the cookie, I inserted an edible paper clip to it. When the cookie lands in my hands, I remove the paper clip and time-warp to the BIONICLE universe.

The cookie is now about to be dumped in Ta-Metru's furnace >:D

 I create a mechanical version of the Morbuzhak to steal the cookie.  my goal accomplished, I slowly bring the cookie to my mouth...

too slowly, I am afraid... I materialize right next to you, rescue the cookie, dematerialize, and am transported to my intergalactic cruiser, which can only be followed by someone else with an Intergalactic cruiser... and is impervious to all weapons.

I hop in my good buddy Timposter's Intergalactic cruiser and chase you down.  I then use a phase-cloak on myself, pass through the walls of your cruiser, steal the cookie, and escape back to Shredtopia, where I hide the cookie in a vending machine (http://mln.smfforfree4.com/index.php/topic,575.msg54002.html#msg54002)...

(follow the link to see what I mean.  Short version: MSRR still has the cookie.)

takes the cookie MSRR and run like fire and hide it in gimp

I get a temp job delivering the mail and reroute the cookie monster's package to my mountain fortress, deep in the forest  and heavily guarded by trolls and gnomes.

uses the force and sends it to the moon under a rock

Hops in X-Wing and retrieves the cookie...   flys through Stargate

get someone to kill you and gets the cookie

I grab the cookie and throw it into a garbage can beacuse it is all beat up and dirty and black and ...

i got back in time and get the cookie when it was made and take it to the market

I give you a giant hug and you hand me the cookie!

..........i give her a bigger hug and she give me the cookie back because she loves me

I start singing "The Power of Love" and dancing.  I do nothing else of consequence.  :P  ;D  :D

While you 3 are dancing, Venom drops the cookie and I hide it a watermelon.

i ask a friend to eat it because i dont  like it and i get the cookie

I invite venom over for dinner, then take the cookie and feed it to my dog!

goes back in time and leaves the cookie at home

I break in to your house and throw the cookie in the pool!

jumps in the pool and gets the cookie

I freeze you right before you run away with the cookie, and pry it from your very cold fingers.

the the torch comes and warms me up then he takes the cookie

torch? I wonder about that while I tackle him and throw the cookie down a mineshaft.

i start mining for the cookie and find it and hind it under a rock ut still mine for it so people think i have not found it

I ingest some bota, which ups my midi-clorin levels, so I can read your mind and find out you found the cookie, and get an army of clones to take it from you, then disintegrate it.

gets a robot to put the cookie back together

Since I have an unlimited supply of bota, I force hurl the cookie into a black hole.

uses a jedi to get te cookie for me

unfortunately, the jedi had a small tear in his vac suit, so he dies. And I get the cookie.

does not know that this jedi does not need one so he can live in space with the force and takes the cookie to me

actually, you can't survive in space without one, so therefore I still have the cookie!

but the jedi uses the force to i get the cookie back

the force will not protect you! so therefore, I STILL HAVE THE COOKIE! :P :D

fine lol gets yoda to get the cookie for me

I get a really tall person to beat yoda up and get the cookie

yoda gets very mad and its a giant to get the cookie

huh? I wonder what in the universe he's talking about, then I bake a million cookies and lure you with them, while I get away with the real cookie!

eat all these great cookies marajade312 made then go after the real one then gets it back to take back home

i... have nothing, but I manage to get the cookie somehow

takes the cookie back when marajde312 was thinking

Actually, a Jedi can survive in space without a spacesuit, it's called the Force Bubble technique.

I send my army consisting of the entire Borg Collective (who has now assimilated the Federation, The Empire, The New Republic, and the entire population of Middle-Earth), the Order of the Cloven Tree, and an army of mindless drones to attack and steal the cookie.  I use the Mind Control Emitter and several high-power Jedi Mind Tricks to brainwash you two into my loyal servants.

My pet Megasaurus stomps on your entire army and the cookie, in my hand, catches on fire for no reason.

is catches on fire because i took the real cookie before you caould get it;)and i put in a lake

I drain the lake and suck the cookie up through a giant straw!

i cut the straw ad got the cookie

@R8 - My Lunatone used hypnosis to make you asleep. Quietly, I snatch the cookie out of your hand, and  I am about to feed it to my Garchomp.

i steal the cookie back and run for the hills

I catch up to you using super speed and snatch the cookie, until I run to Mexico and change mine and the cookie's name.

i as flash to run as fast as he can and look for my cookie and gave it back in less then 9 seconds

I stick out my leg and trip you, then feed the cookie to the Sarlacc and bake a new one (that old cookie was getting kind of gross...)

(yeah it kinda was)...get the new cookie and hinds it in a shop

I find the cookie, then soak it in jalapeno juice!

i put it in the diswasher and then take it out when its all clean

I take the cookie from you and I do everything to the cookie that has happened to it in this topic so it looks like this O. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!

I go back in time to when the cookie was first hidden on a bridge, in UZ's possession. Before hypr can blow up the bridge, I run up to the cookie, and zap myself into a parallel universe.

i ask my seft in the other parallel universe so i get it in record time

As you return to the regular universe, I hijack the teleporter, leaving you trapped in the teleporter. Meanwhile, The cookie slipped out of your hand and managed to get out of the hole. I control the teleporter and send you to the world of Mega Blocks. Currently, I am about to mix the cookie with ketchup, mustard, mayonnaise, relish, and hot sauce.

me and i talk it over and find out a way to get me back to steal the cookie then send it back to me

That cookie you stole was just a tangible hologram. The cookie is already mixed in with the sauces >:D.

does not know that my other self switched the cookie before it got stolen:)

lather, rinse, repeat above action...

just runs up and takes the cookie

I steal the cookie and go into dreamland. :P :P :P

I trap you in dreamland, and you dream the cookie right into my hands!

i go and do taekwondo on you to get the cookie

I use the Force to grab the cookie and take it into DreamLand, but Kriby steals it from me and eats it.

i go and take a nap and go into a dream which i rule some of the lnd and they find you and take the cookie to me

I wake you up from the dream and take the cookie and stuff it in our 25 lb. turkey and stick it in the oven!

get the cookie out and the gets the superhero atom to get it and make the cookie the size of a atom

I resize the cookie and shrink Venom and his clones and other selves. I return to Dreamland and place the cookie on a nightmare's plate. The nightmare is SO scary you couldn't bear to look at it. I quickly flee dreamland in less than a second and watch what happens.

marajade312 get meand my others back to size so i can get the cookie back but i take a superhero with me to get it then i give it to superman to take back to his home

I smile and bat my eyelashes, and superman gives the cookie to me.
I use a cloak of invisibility and go far far away with the cookie.

i ask a ninja to get te cookie and take it back to his hidout

i, being the master of cuteness that i am, trick the ninja into thinking that I need protection from the big bad MLNO members. So, he beats all of you up, and spirits me away to safety, with the cookie.

I snatch MsRR's invisibility cloak and steal your cookie. I travel back in time to the Silurian period and I travel down underwater. I am about to let a Pterygotus (an eurypterid slightly bigger than an average man)[a sea scorpion] crush the cookie with its pincer.

I charm the... creature... into crushing you instead, and I throw the cookie in an Underwater Volcano, which suddenly erupts, disinigrating the cookie and everyone who is after it (except me)

gets flash to get the cookie before its gone and gives it to me

Sorry marajade, the sea scorpion pinched one of my clones. I get the cookie from Venom in a flash because I drank WAY TOO MUCH coffee today. I time travel again to the Devonian period, and once again, I go underwater and slowly draw the cookie to a Dunkleosteus's mouth

Dunkleosteus (Yeah, that big fish there) -->http://www.uta.edu/paleomap/homepage/Schieberweb/images/general/dunkleosteus.jpg (http://www.uta.edu/paleomap/homepage/Schieberweb/images/general/dunkleosteus.jpg)
Pterygotus -->http://lesdinos.free.fr/pterygotus.jpg (http://lesdinos.free.fr/pterygotus.jpg)

But you didn't notice me, because of the cloak, hiding just inside the mouth?? I have the cookie and I teleport far into space, back to my XWing, which has been modified with a full invulnerability sheild, and a cloaking device.

i get superman to get the cookie and leave you lightyear from home

He wasn't fast enough for my X wing...he just took a hologram... I still have the cookie!

I get a power miner to come and take the cookie, then trap it in their new game!

marajade312 come for a party and i take the cookie and run

...right into me. I take the cookie, and go to my non-trackable-non-followable-non-detectabe-non visible planet in my imagination of which only the real me (so clones of me can't) can get to. I go there in my non-trackable-non-followable-non-detectabe-non visible ship. Then I lock it in my non-visable-not detectable-non-followable-bombproof-everythign-that-can-be-inflicted-on-it safe, then change the combination 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times and forget the combanation.

I take control of your body and I install X-ray vision in you. I use my x-ray vision in the safe (It doesn't harm the safe), and combine the x-ray vision with a power to make the cookie intangible. I lift the safe and use a tractor beam to keep the cookie out just in time. I then make the cookie solid again. I am about to smash the cookie into bits.

i run just in time to save the cookie then i go back to earth and ask the highest military officer to hide the cookie in the safest of please so that it will be safe

You forgot that I had 2 safes, I just didn't mention one. The real cookie was in the other one. I take it and go to my non-trackable-non-followable-non-detectabe-non visible planet in my imagination of which only the real me (so clones of me can't) can get to. I go there in my non-trackable-non-followable-non-detectabe-non visible ship. Then I lock it in my non-visable-not detectable-non-followable-bombproof-everythign-that-can-be-inflicted-on-it safe, then change the combination 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times and then throw my planet into the shredder. Then I run my planet (which, BTW, still has the cookie on it) over with a steam roller. Then I Pour lemonade all over it, then acid rain, and then cherry soda. Then I dump it into a swimming pool and drain the pool. Then I repeat the process above 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 times.

I go back in time and got your cookie, and I throw it into Godzilla's mouth.

I have godzilla trained, so he spits it out into a basket I am holding...( you didn't think I was gonna touch it with critter slime on it did ya??)

I orb deep into the jungle and hide it in a deep dark cave... wait are those two yellow eyes... yes.. my cookie guard is here..

i get a wizard to get the cookie and to send it in a secret world

I stand  in the sunlight and raise my hand, palm  upturned...
The wizard meekly hands me the cookie...

i find dark magic that the sun only gives them more power and they take the cookie and give it to me and will fight everyone that is going after me

I magicly take the cookie and shred it 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 timers and then throw it into the dumpster.

i just take it back and run with it

I catch up to you and eat the cookie :)

you love me 2 much and you give me the cookie so i can get away

aw come ON ...This is getting like a soap opera!!!


I rip the cookie from your hands and throw it into a passing U haul trailer

i get in my seet ride and go after it with a friend and then i drop him off witht the cookie so he can hid it from all friends

I attack him, get the cookie and it crumbles in my hand before anyone can do anything about it.

Then suddenly another cookie comes flying out of nowhere.

i get superman x2 to fly and he hands it to me so i run to supermans house

The Joker switched the house labels so Superman's house turns out to be Batman's and he steals the cookie from you to bring it to me.

but batman comes and gets the cookie from you and the fight you and the joker and i get away

But that was a fake cookie which turns out to be a bomb and it explodes in your hand. You get hit with the real cookie but it flies away in my hand.

i get captain boomerang to get the cookie and he send it by a boomerang

The cookie gets hurled into a swamp where The Joker gets it for me.

but it got swo wet it slips right into my hands

But I take it away from your hands with a cookie magnet.

there is no suck thing so i still have the cookie

FALCOOOOOOOOON PUNCH!

Captain Falcon uses his signature attack on you, grabs the cookie, and flies off in his ship...

His ship blows up and the cookie lands in my base.

master chief works his way in the base and blows it up after i get the cookie

I re-programmed Master Chief's suit and mind so he goes after you and gets the cookie from you which lands in the waterfall.

but i get the avatar and he is under a spell so he gets master chief and throughs him in the air and gets the cookie for me and hides it in his hame town

Two R.O.B.s set off a Subspace Bomb at the place where Venom hid it.

The town (and thus the cookie) have been sucked into Subspace.  You'll need to find a safe way into this mysterious realm if you want to get the cookie now!

I jump abord my trusty rusty Intergallactic Cruiser, which is specially equipped with Subspace warp drives, and reclaim the cookie. Then I warp off to my private planet, which is heavily guarded, and surrounded by space mines which explode if you get too close...and only I have the navigation codes.....

This whole messed up subspace world turns out to be mere hypothesis which means I've been running with the cookie in my hand all along.

i get the flash to get the cookie and to run to the future 10000 year so no one can get the cookie

By the year 10,000 the Earth doesn't exist as it was devastated by World War III approx. 7000 years before that time.

So you get stuck with the cookie in your hand with no hope of survival...

but then i find another cookie that will make me like superman so i run around the earth so fast that it goes back in time so i am 1000% safe witht the cookie

There is no Earth, it's shattered completely out of even the tiniest particle. So your action was just gibberish.

but  i have superpowers so i just fly to the nearest planet with the cookie

I destroy every planet every existed along with you, so I get the cookie.

but someone goes and gets the cookie for me and i fly away

I sabotage your jetpack and get the cookie from you.

i am not using a jetpack so i still have the cookie and i fly away

Batman knocks you out and gets the cookie for me.

i am in space so batman cant get the cookie because he died in space

You crash into Darth Vader's ship and I get the cookie.

but i still have Superman's power so i just go right through Darth Vader's ship and it get the cookie while his ship blows up

You lose your Superman power due to Darth Vader brutally stabbing you thus destabilizing your movements in space, the cookie lands on Earth and I get it.

but Superman himself came to help me because the earth is gone so he gets me the cookie then i get supermans power

Superman's power can not be obtained through it being shared from Superman, so you never got it and I kill Superman. The cookie lands on the shattered remains of the moon where my accomplice gets it for me.

does not know that i got all of supermans power i did not share it and i attack vezon and i get away

And you run right into me annd I get the cookie and run to my ship where I sail away to never never land, where you can never catch me.

but then peter pan gets the cookie for me and gets away from you and gets it to me

I impersonate you, so he really gave the cookie to me. Then I reg a setting, so if ANYTHING in the room moves, the cookie explodes.

i get flash to get the cookie for me who moves so fast nothing can see him so i get the cookie and he gets me out of the room

I run up to the flash, ask for his autograph, and steal the cookie from you while you're not looking.

I have now put the cookie in a safe with mile thick metal walls.

i get ironman get the cookie for me and he flys away

I get the doctor to use the TARDIS to catch up to him, steal the cookie, and go to the year 985 quintillion.

my great great great....(100 years later) great great grand son gets me the cookie and goes ack in time and gets me the cookie

I hire Khan Noonien Singh to go back in time and kill your grandfather, so nothing you did ever happened.  Then, just to be safe, he kills everyone else's granfathers, too.

I then walk to where the cookie was at the very beginning...


...only to find myself fading into nothingness.  He must have killed my grandfather, too!

Khan comes back through the time portal right in front of me, and with my last breath I yell:







KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i get the Capitan to get me the cookie and i fly away in his ship

I take the cookie from you and parachute to the ground with the cookie.

i run to you and i give you a kick to the stomach and then i run away to my house where you have no clue where it is

I use a gps to find your house and steal the cookie. The cookie is now in imperia online strategy game.

i get on runescape and my person gets the cookie for me and i reach in the computer and i get away with the cookie

I get the cookie magicly from you and put it in an vault where it is everything proof and can't be opened ever.

i use my magic to take the cookie and put it in the tv

I hire an actor to get it for me.

I decide to incenarate the whole earth and everybody is dead the cookie is gone and i have one the game! Mwahhahaha

You didn't realize that the whole Earth was blown up earlier, so you blow up Venus. While laughing, I take your cookie and fly away.

i fly 2 you and i attack you and use my taekwondo moves and i get the cookie and get away

You grabbed a holographic cookie, so I still have the real one. I advance to lightspeed where none of you can follow.

you ca get 2 lightspeed because phisics will not let you and i get the cookie

I grab the cookie and kill everyone posting in this board. and blow the cookie apart.

i can get killed so i get the cookie before you blow it up and you run away

I take the cookie, throw it away, and bake a new one.

i am a spy so i steal the cookie without you knowing it and i get away

I take the cookie agian and run into a room and hide it in the toilet! nobody will eat it now!!!!

i make 10000 cookies and toss them in the room and i flush the cookie down the drain without you and i get the cookie on the other side where no one will ever go

i eat all the cookies and become really fat

The old cookie is so disgusting that i quite this game.

ICK... I must flash back through time and rescue the cookie before Venom does his evil deed.
 The cookie is rescued, and there is a celebration. I hide the cookie in an LU Creation lab creation...but which one??

MLN help get the cookie from you and give it to me in a pm

I shoot a thornax at your PM, which explodes. The cookie flys into my hand and I hide it on a cloud.

i go and give you a kick to your legs and i run with the cookie

I decide to come and post so i grab the cookie from venom and fly int space with my spaceship and i put a forcefeild around me.

You took a fake plastic cookie, so venom still has it. I take it from venom, and run and run and run and run and run and run and run and run.

You run so hard you do not even notice my trap until you run into it.

I take the cookie back to my mountain fortress guarded by dragons, trolls, and a wizard.

However, I am working undercover as the wizard, and take the cookie back to my ultra-secret cave in the end of somewhere's nowhere, and enlarge the cookie for even more yumminess.

The cookie is now in the location I just described.

I knew you were the wizard.. you took the DECOY cookie... be careful, it may have recalled ingredients...

I still have the Real Cookie..

And now you don't; I stole it off you while you weren't looking.

It's now with me in a padlocked safe.

However, I swoop down in my Axalara T9 and break ot with my Midak Skyblasters, and take it.

The cookie is now iN mY bAsE...

I cast a spell on you, and you just hand over the cookie.... with a smile.

The cookie is now in the invisable cookie jar, along with 100 decoy cookies... which may be made with recalled ingredients.

I use my wizardry powers to cast out the real one and take to the Jurrasic period.

The cookie is now on a pterydactyl.

I hop in my Xwing and slay the Pterodactyl... The cookie is mine, and I rejoin the fleet in another galaxy.
The cookie is protected...many jedi guard it.

I fly in, in my axalara T9, throw thousands of lightsabres at the jedi and take the cookie to the future...

The cookie is now in the future...

i go in the future and i get the cookie and i run away from you

I catch you in an ALMIGHTY HOLE and take the cookie. I take down to the skies of the core of the universe!

The cookie is in the skies of the core of the universe.

i get a claw that will get me the cookie with out me moving so i use it and i get the cookie and i run from you after i kick you

I use my Skopio to catch you up and take the cookie to wherever I am!

The cookie is wherever I am...

AH... but there is a homing device in the cookie.  I reclaim it, and encase it in 100 lbs of lucite, then take off in my deep sea diver to my undersae control center with it.

I dive down to the underwater base, and find the cookie encased in lucite. However, I mind control you to make a new one for me to take away from you.

I then take the cookie to Bara Magna....

I hop in the X-wing, and reclaim the cookie, then take it to Terra Noir...

I then lead an army of spacecraft and vehicles to Terra Noir(wherever that is and whatever it is) and steal thye cookie. I then use a Kanohi Olmak to take it in to the most dnagerous dimension of all and place it in thin air....

i get the most dangerous person i can find and i go get the cookie

I then steal it from you, and then Shoot the cookie into a Star, where it will burn up unless I touch it...

i take off your hand and i go get the cookie and i fly away

I pursue you in my Axalara and grasp the cookie!
I then take it to the Endless Ocean Planet!

i get people who love the water to get me the cookie and 2 put in a place you would never find it

I find the place I would never find and Take the cookie to n00bland...

i tell the noobs to get the cookie for me and i would help them not be noobs anymore

I then n00bify the n00bs again and tell them to give me the cookie in 1337.

I then take my cookie to my super awesome great ultra secret base, and have the cookie surrounded by c00k13s...

I followed you in my cloak of invisability.
I get the cookie, but you won't notice.

I take the cookie to a secret cave buried deep within the mountains on the LOST island.

I notice the cookie is missing and I set out to find it. I then find myslef on the 'LOST island mountains' and dig my way into the cave and stealth steal the Cookie, and take it to a Parellel universe where I am given cookies all the time...

I take the original using previous information and leave. When I leave I freeze all portals leading to and from that universe to anywhere and hide it in a 'black hole'.

I then set off again, thinking I had hid the cookie. However, I get sucked into that black hole and just about reach the cookie. I then take it foward in time to the time when the world is destroyed and throw the cookie in a lake of some non-existent cool lava.

i run in the lava but its not really there then i get away by a plane

I tehn fly my AXalara to your plane and take the cookie to the Land of the BIONICLE...

but you did not know that everyone there got me the cookie and i get away from you all

I then tracked you to where you are and take the cookie, and throw it to sentai mountain!

i get people of people of people to get me the cookie

I then do a Nova Blast of light and take the cookie fdrom you!

I then seek ouut an even more powerful vehicle: The Skopio XV-1. I then convert it to 'Space mode' and then track down the Planet of DOOM thanks to some info a Minifigure gave me. Then, I find your base and wreck using the Skopio, then use its Midak Blasters to obliberate any walls I see.
I then find you, and then Mind Control you to give me the cookie. Before I leave, I set a bomb to Explode in 5 seconds. I then warp to Speherus Magna, with the cookie in hand...

As I rise to me feet and dust myself off,
to view the carnage, disgusted I cough,
I move to my craft the one I named LUSI'
revenge is at hand it's gonna be juicy

I notice she's damaged
and look for a bandage
repair her real quick
Then get on the stick

lighting the fires
I head for the mires
I'm here at Speherus
so it's gonna get serious

low and behold he's taking a nap
with cookie in hand, it's there on his lap
snatching it quick
and just in the nick

I head for the stars and if you just take lookie
I'm thinkn' outloud, ALL THIS FOR A COOKIE? ;D

I then wake up... and notice the cookie is gone. I get to my Skopio, only to find it wrecked.
Instead, I take the Thornatus V9. Using a Cookie Detector, I find it amongst the star with you.
Then I head for it. There, I find you and the cookie, and a battle ensues. After calling on a Replacement Skopio, I win the battle and you are just sitting their, frozen in space. I take the cookie and cleanse of it dirt and other bad stuff, and take the cookie to the Universe of LEGO, known as LEGO Universe...

I grab the fusion spawn from the Cartoon Network universe and have them give it to me. Then I give it to Yuuzhang Vong Warrior and he guards it using his unique weaponary.

BTW my 'black hole' was a big black asteroid.

I then search throughout the universe, only to find with this 'Yuuzhang Vong Warrior' and fight it to get the cookie. However, I am danaged badly in the battle and can only use a spacesuit with a jetpack. I am them zooming around the universe behind asteroids with the cookie.

Then an Hour passes, and the stasius deactivates.
I find my armor and weaponry fixed, so I go and find another space traveling vehicle, which this time, is an A-Wing. I then try and find you, but fail. Noticed cookie crumbs, I see a trail and follow it.
I then find you with the cookie and more battles ensue.
Cloning a Cookie, I through it into a black hole and fool you. I quickly grab the Real cookie and fly away to a Star which I can miracously survive on, with the cookie...

I end the storyline by 'blowing up' the cookie after I take it from you.
Actually...
I cloned the cookie and blew it up, jumped into the website known as Gamespot and hand it to my superior. Then I launch the Sun Crusher and blow up the sun you were on.

My Apprentice, Toa Crisp, then tracks you down for revenge of killing me. He then battles you and gets the cookie.
He then gives the cookie to my Ghost Form, and I now have gained new powers of invincibility and Invisibility. Bad move for you, good for me, with the cookie...

That was a dream! However Toa Crisp did take the cookie and I steal it from him and get my mom to guard it.(she's super protective)

I try and find a way to get the cookie... and do! Which is blow up the planet you and your mom is on! I then find the non-cloned cookie and take it back to my home planet of Endless Ocean...

Gr.... I ask my Mon Calamari friends to get it for me and take it aboard my flagship 'hidden'(not anymore) under Coruscant's crust, and bust out of there killing half of Coruscant and causing a diversion. Then I jump into other space.

I then Find you in outer space and blow your Flagship up to get the cookie.
I then take it to my Fleet, consisting of billions of Skopio XV-1s and Axalara T9s, Jetrax T6s and Thornatus V9s, along with some X-Wings and A-Wings...

However I made it off my flagship and take the whole fleet of superweapons, Star Destroyers, Star Defenders, X-Wings, A-Wings, Y-Wings, Delta 7s, Eta-2 Actis class star fighters, Correllian Corvettes, Super Star Destroyers, Republican Assault ships (Venator and Acclamator-Class), STar Destroyer (Impervious Class), V-Wings, TIE: Fighters, Interceptors, Phantoms, droids, Bombers etc., ARC 170s, Torrents, Vulture Droids, Star Crusiers, B-wings, Dreadnought Class Heavy Cruisers...

I could go on for a long time but you get the poing
Anyways I destroy your whole fleet and take the cookie.

I then slowly rebuild my fleet... and add Super Star Destroyers, Death Stars and Planet-Lookalike Ships which can destroy galaxies to it.
I then command my fleet to find the Cookie and find you, and destroy YOUR fleet as revenge. I then take the cookie back to earth, ending all space craft.

THAT'S WHAT YOU SAY...

I take my other hidden fleet and blast earth your home to bits (you survive to continue the plot) and tractor in the cookie!!

Party!

However, you didn't destroy my fleet, and it merges with my other fleetS and my fellow team member's fleets and we find the cookie in one of your spacecraft in your fleet.
We then send a disguised person to get the cookie, and we succeed, never revealing our position.
We then go into an alternate reality named 'BIONICLE'...

However I take my army of toa, my other army of toa, my other, other army of toa, my army of matoran and my undead army of cheese and overrun the MLN Maniacs!! And take the cookie and bring it back to my hidden fleet!

I then realize the cookie is stolen... and find it with you again!
We then infiltrate again and take the cookie back to the End of all Endings...

You went the wrong way and brought it to the beginning of all beginnings! I use my fleet and crush your defensive team and, ironically, forget the cookie there. :o

AND STOP WRITING IN GREEN YOU RIP-OFF ARTIST!!! Not that I care....

I then realize I don't exist, creating a paradox that ebgulfs you and gives the cookie to me. I then go into LEGO UNIVERSE...

(I'm in Matrix Green so I don't care)

Time, and time again you forget my fleet is still there and I bring my hidden fleet to you and kill all that exist in LEGO Universe, even though they respawn, and take the cookie and bring it to my other hidden fleet.

I then find 999,999,999 fleets willing to ally with me to get the cookie and blow your hidden fleets and fleets up. I then find the cookie being sucked in the vacuum of space and grab it.
I then Destroy all of our fleets and take the cookie to LU where I can respawn miracously...

I get my other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other fleet and grab the cookie and hack into LEGO Universe and have you respawn as a mouse droid.

I then rebuild myself into my Titan Toa Form(bad move for you) and find your fleet.
I then smash it, and get the cookie, and enlarge it so that it hides me... and it is now on a dinner plate, next to me...

I get mr. Giant to eat you and hand me the cookie, shrink it and get to my other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other other fleet and escape! (I'll stop using the other fleets.)

I then find you and smash the fleet... again. I take the cookie and hurl it through Time and SPace to a Random time and place...

And that random time and space is in the middle of the Clone WArs. I steal the Clone Army fleet, get the cookie and go to another time and place, also random.

i get you to get me the cookie aND I GET AWAY

I just do the same but with and ignited lightsaber as a persuaser.

i dont get scare and i get my lightsabers and attack you with the cookie in hand

While you two are battling, I zoom in and grab the cookie quickly.
I then move my position to a random Asteroid Belt...

the cookie its one of the asteroids and gets shot to earth where it falls in my hands

I go to earth and find you. I steal the cookie. I turn into Titan Toa Form. I smash the Earth. I Move to mars with the cookie...

I get my army of undead cheese again and take the cookie!! And render you with a smell that I can spot for 4 lightyears away before you come.

i zap there so i just take the cookie and i zap away

I rid myslef of the smell Kaulus7 gave me, and come out of nowhere, and take the cookie! Then I go into something...

i just zap to you give you a kick and zap away with the cookie

I capture, take the cookie, you shove you headfirst into the vending machine after stopping your zapping abilities and go into a nonzappable zone in Calvinball!

Psst... Is the cookie chocolate chip?

the cookie uses cookie powers to go to the moon

it is now on the moon

I drive a rocket to the Moon and get the cookie.
I go back to earth, and place the cookie right above a bottomless pit, which I then fall forever in, with the cookie in hand, so I'm falling through a Bottomless pit with the cookie...

i run and take the cookie from your hands and i run away

I shove you in the vending machine again and run away to China.

i go to China and i take the cookie

i use a mask of mind control to make you give me the cookie, and then trap it in a 100 foot thick steel box  ;D

I use my new Mahiki to turn myself into a cookie. You mistake me for the real cookie, and you take me along with the real cookie(now a 'fake' cookie to you). You go to bed and I steal the cookie.

I am now at Ninja-Pirate mountain with the cookie, with my forces of Ninja-Pirates!

I walk in and take it and walk out with you falling down really, really, really fast.

However, you seem to have forgotten about the Ninja-Pirates. They then maul you and give the cookie back to a wounded me.
We then go inside Ninja-Pirate Mountain, find some mines, and go into the core of the universe, with the cookie...

i use the power of the kanohi olmak to follow you, and i then use my mask of intangilibity to avoid your mines and ninja-pirates' weapons.
i sneak up on u and grab the cookie out of your hand, nock you out, and transport back to my base in an alternate dimension, where hundreds of millions of bionicle soldiers (completely loyal to me  ;D ) live. i go into a frotress in lockdown with the cookie, gaurded by dozens of super-powerful titans, and get out a plate and napkin..........

*/hears gasps in the background/*

dun dun dun.......

However, that was my disguised Insane Flaming Marshmallow. I was disguised as one of your titans and you discover you have no fortress, but a frotress instead. I then dash for the cookie, stunning loadsa titans and make my getaway, and then send my insane flaming marshmallow army at you. I get away with the cookie and go to the skies of the core of the universe...

I jetpak up and take the cookie and walk out unharmed while you fall... again.

i like your style  ;D

so then :

i use a mask of rahi control to control a giant dragon and make it attack you.you drop the cookie and i catch it. i use a mask of truth to make sure that it raelly is the cookie, and erect a force feild around myself. my mouth opens............. my hand, holding the cookie raises to my mouth...............

Aha! you said to your 'moth'! Your moth is a secret agent of mine and it hands it to me and I... well, walk out of there again!

People start attacking me!

WHAT  ?!?!?!!?

Or maybe I misread it.... oh well you got mixed up anyways and sent it to your moth... and I'm still walking! ;D

my mask of rahi control makes the moth give me the cookie. i freeze the moth in a block of ice and open a portal into the core of the sun. i put the cookie thru the portal and, with an evil laugh say "if i can' have it, nobody can!!!!!"

Yawn.. I wake up to find the cookie in my hand. I walk on.

That's the first way, and there's more!

the cookie is then teleported out of your hand and into mine.  >:D

i shall eat it!!!!!!!!!!!   :D>:D :D >:D :D

Then I take it from you, and Jetpack Eat you.

I have the cookie... ON A PLATE, NEARING MY MOUTH!

But this is only what you dream of!

I still have it!

I wake up!

And epic battle ensues! I win! We become Toa Nuva! I take the cookie. I prepare it to be eaten...

I notice it's missing and I hit EZ return cookie button and it comes to me!

like axxon in reign of shadows, i use my Rode to break me out of my dream and wake me up. i see u with the cookie, look to the side, grab a bag of cookies that i see, knock the cookie out of your hand and put it in my bag. i then continue to knock u out and run off.

I hit the cookie sheath collector and it comes along!

I then eat you for Breakfast.
I Take the cookie.
It is now guarded by a stupid laser system that makes people tiny and...

Uses the mask of time to start over and I take the cookie from the beginning!

I grab the cookie from your hands. I then insert you into the Vending Machine, I then also insert myself and... TEH KOOKEE!!1!!1NOOO as well.

I attack you, take cookie and walk out to my not destroyed fleet that you blew up in a different destiny...

while your vending machine shannigans were going on, me and my loyal bionicle army (which i had before this whole thing started) planted hidden explosives in you ships. we then become intangible and wait for the cookie to take off.


(btw, the mast of time dosen't do time travel - but i'll let it fly - i have a cookie to eat.)
 (no for real - my mom made oatmeal cookies ;D )

My hidden fleet comes along and takes the cookie again!

KZ should no how bad this is....

I should?
Well, using my INSANE FLAMING MARSHMALLOWS and NINJA-PIRATES, we take down all 1,000,001 of your hidden fleets. We recover the cookie, but not withough 5,00- casaulties.

I AM NOW COOKIE-MAN, because I just... placed the cookie in a superlaser.

unfortunately I have 1000000000 hidden fleets

And then I take out my other hidden fleet and blow you up and take the cookie!

I use my 58558585804309489457587530957 85984932405487598530543045985 87605098537085780958959857577 32755988539865396853 hidden fleets to get you and take the cookie, and it is now slowly reaching my teeth... >:D

the cookie was then sucked thru a portal and is now buried somewhere on tatoowen (oh come on - you know what i meen, even if i cant spell)

my warriors and me teleport to my underground lair on tatooine and wait for y'all to come.

That was a hallucination!
I once again take my other hidden fleet, which can beat up 58558585804309489457587530957 85984932405487598530543045985 87605098537085780958959857577 32755988539865396854 fleets anyday and take the cookie!

no, i made u think it was a halluciation. remember, my mask of truth  makes me immune to that.  >:D

However, I sprig out... in front of the cookie. I then throw it into outer space, and craft a better cookie and take it to... the land of STUPIDITY!

I realize that the cookie the original one is better because it is a 3 foot diameter chocolate chip cookie! and take it!

i break the cookie in half, and take one part.

I notice that you broke the wrong one.

no i broke both  ;)

 :o

GET THAT COOOKIE IN THE ER ROOM NOW!!!!

I fuse the cookie together and run away!

curious - how did u fuse it?

i stop the cookie (which is still on a gurney ;D ) and take controll of the gurney. i then proceed to roll the gurney (and the cookie  :P ) thru a portal i just crated, which puts me in a submarine on the Endless ocean planet (ya' know - from bionicle  :P ) and summon 10000000000000000000000000000 000000 ancient sea beomoths http://www.biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/Ancient_Sea_Behemoth (http://www.biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/Ancient_Sea_Behemoth) to defend me.

Good thing Gali is fast. She takes the cookie, gets away from the behemoths which are so big that they collide together and gives it to me!

I use my newfound power over the universe to make you give it to me. I then eat myself, leaving a void which I jump into.

The cookie jumps out of MT and goes to a Different Universe!

... And I find it, keep it, and asign the mask of life to guard it with Helryx.

it leaves you and goes to me.

The cookie then blows up and the crumbs are scattered in different years of time!

the cookie comes together with magic cookie powers and i have it

getting stupid. i'll be signing out of the cookie wars for a while.  ;)

I steal wagner's cookie and stop all silly powers from happening!

Tyen... I have cameras and lasers guarding TEH KOOKEE!!1!1

i get in assassin style and take the cookie and get out before anyone knew i was there

Unfortunately, I employed you and you give it to me!

However, I employed YOU and you give it to me!

That was a dream! I'm running away to somewhere!

I go to somewhere, stop you, and get the cookie!

I have the golden touch! I turn you into a statue of gold. And fly away in a Eta-2 ship!

i take you hand and touch you with it and it turnes you in to gold and i get the cookie and run away

You bump into me, and I grab the cookie...

I am freed and grab the cookie!!

I Grab the cookie back. Then I run into a mountainous region with EXPLOSHUNS 8D...

i snach the cookie out of your hands and super-glue dynamyte to it. i light the fuse and chuck it into an abyss.

Crush the Abyss and crush the Cookie with it. Guys this is a cookie not a Million Dollars or a Million Pounds!

The cookies is worth a billion dollars and the magical cookie powers fuse it together and I run away!

i use telekinisis to grab the cookie out of your hand. i then teleport myself and the cookie into my Sovereign-class starship (manned by my completely loyal and all-powerful bionicle army). We go to warp 9.9999 to a black hole. when we reach the black hole, i transport the cookie into the black hole. the black hole sucks the cookie up.

NOW WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO ABOUT THAT?  >:D  >:D  >:D  >:D

I blow up your ship by creating a temporal rift within it by means of a time paradox.  The resulting explosion unleashed a quantum singularity that reverses the polarity of the black hole, restoring the cookie to its rightful owner (me).  However, before I can enjoy my well-deserved snack, Vezon appears, grabs the cookie in his mouth, and disappears forever into the bazillions of alternate realities...

NOW WHAT ARE YA GONNA DO ABOUT THAT?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA!

I ring the alarm clock, which wakes you both up... you were dreaming... I have had the cookie all along. I created the cookie It will always return to me.

I stick a Mask of Truth on you, which reveals that Rakoua created The Cookie and that it will always return to him.

I then realize what I've done and try to grab the cookie, but I'm too late.  The Cookie was just an illusion; the real The Cookie has returned to Rakoua.   >:( :( :'(

( ::) :P :o 8))

i was in Rakoua and a cookie fell into my hands

However, you can not be in Rakoua, who is a living... thing.
Which means... THE COOKIE IS IN PARADOX! WITH VEZON AGAIN! I then run after Vezon, get the cookie and create a billion paradoxes...

i use my staff of fusion (that was fused to me  :P ) to unfuse vezon from the olmak. i then fuse the cookie to the olmak >:D

i jump from the sky and kick you in the head and you  fall to the ground and i take the cookie and take you to jail so i can get away and you can stay where i know where you are

However, you forgot about and ignored me. I ride my Rock Steed, Hyleki, and I, to find you and take the cookie... I then throw straight out the universe, with me following, as the cookie shouts "I'M SENTIENT NOW! YAY!"...

oh dear...

i use my density control powers to phase thru the jail, then pull my alaxara out if a poket dimesion i call my garage.  ;D  i create a portal in front of me that takes me to whereever the cookie is and speedafter you. when we come out, we are all on the promonade in deep space 9.  :o the now-sentient-cookie uses mystical cookie powers to make a body for iseelf (imagine toa ignika with a cookie for a head :b ) I un-fuse the olmak forom the cookie. Quark comes over whie we are squabbling over the olmak and traps the cookie in stasis, and pulls into his holodeck.  :o

dun dun dun!

i walk behind you ask for the cookie you give it to me and i walk away

yes, but thats a decoy !!!!

i look at the cookie and i see its fake and i run back and attack you and then you finally give me the real cookie and i get away

read the posts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't have it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quark does!!!

I steal the cookie from 'quark' and I run into our ship where I give it to you!... Wait...

cool!! the MTM-MT allience is now in possesion of the cookie!!!

I just put the cookie in the fridge on our ship. :b

MT - your turn.

I Take it out as it slowly reaches my mouth...   :P

hey, guys - i'm not interfering - i'll just take a bite after he does. >:D

I suddenly throw the cookie out into the vacuum of space! I chase it and hide it in a Star Constellation

you did not know the people there are my friend and they get me the cookie and send it by mail

My nanites invade the internet, scan the cookie, and let it pass on to Venom.

My nanites then return to my room and clone the cookie (minus its new personality).  I sit on my bed and (finally) enjoy my snack.
<Yes, this is it, I am finished fighting for the cookie for myself.  I will now take on the role of the Cookie itself.  Mwahahahahahaha!>

The cookie arrives in Venom's inbox...and eats him!

Cookie: NO ONE tries to eat me!   RRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

does not know my clone got was the one that wa s getting em the cookie then i go and eat the cookie..that was good. i get a friend to make a new one and we start the game again

or you could all come to space wars  ;D

I grab the cookie of off venom... and insert it into the Vending Machine! >:D

i get the cookie as it comes out of the vending machine

I punch you with a metal glove, and take the cookie! >:D

I give you THE LOOK, and you apologize for hitting Venom and give me the cookie.

I put the cookie in a titanium cookie jar / safe, that is part of the structure of the frame work of my mansion...

I smash the foundations, and with the mask of strength and a blind fold, >:D, I run off with the mansion, chuck it off the cliff, and take the titanium jar off the wall and run with the mask of speed and a blindfold! >:D >:D >:D

i go back on time and take the cookie out after MRRH puts it in the jar but before Kaulus7 takes it so i run away with the cookie while everyone thinks Kaulus7 has it

But sinced you changed history, I realize that there's nothing in the jar and with a blindfold, I use the force to kick you and I take the cookie!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I then went back in time to the time when this topic was started, and I steal the cookie from there, resulting you all doing things to get a nonexistant cookie!

But while everybody is confuzzled, I see the truth! I throw you out the airlock in your ship, at the time when you're in space, and grab the cookie and capture you ship!

i use the force and i take the cookie and fly away using the force

but you did not know i that i can not be force mind tricked so i give you a fake cookie and i walk about

But I ate you with the cookie in the past, causing chaos! In the Chaos, I get away with the cookie on my super great gianthead shipium carbonite ship thingy!

I take the original cookie, I was not duped no matter what this time and you're going to have to take it from me, and run for the TLU and use devvy01 as a guardian!

but devvy01 is my friend and hands me the cookie

What..??

NOO!!! HOW COULD'VE I FORGOTTEN THAT!!! I'm so miserable you still have it!

i run away to a place you cant find..


hehehe i was there my friend

You don't go there anymore...

I join the PIs!

I use one of your combs to find one of your hairs, and track you down with a DNA tracker.

but i did not hide the cookie there i gave it to a friend and i get away while you run in circles

Well I happen to know them, and then I take it from them, politely, and run like the wind!!

but tis friend youy never meet so you get a fake cookie from a friend but i told them that it was the real cookie so you get a fake and i go get the real cookie and hide itt in a safe that has 1000 safes in it so it will take you years to crack each one

I use the mask of dimensions to get me to that specific safe, grab it and get back where I am! Then I use the mask to go to the Bionicle Universe!

Unluckily, my antidermis is in the gigantic Robot body of Mata Nui. I stun you with my feet and take the cookie, and fling it to Bara Magna for my friend mata nui to hold...

I'm a toa of ice so he gives it to me!! ;D

i run and get the toa of fire and he melts you to water and i get the cookie

... Toa of Ice Rule #1.

Gain resistance to fire, your greatest weakness.

You don't melt me, just melt my icy wall. So therefore the cookie is not the real one!

i take my  mask off and get the mask of light and i come and attack you till you fall and i take all the cookies you have everywhere and i get away

Since, you have the Mask of Light, I bump into you. Then I overrun the MoL and make you very sleepy... then I take the cookie as a sound is heard far from me:

"omnomnomnomnomnom nice cloned cookie"

a friend of mine wakes me up and makes you sleep for years and i get up and get the cookie

Fortunately, years are actually very small seconds in the GTCN universe. So I freeze you and then melt the ice, then set up a trap behind me while I escape with the Cookie.

Well I'm a friend of venom grab the cookie and hand it to him!

I jump out like Indiana Jones on a vine, and snatch it.

I hire a band of ninjas \n/ <(~.^)> \n/ to take the cookie from you and they bring it to me.

*I beat up the ninjas and make everyone else freeze and I grab the cold cookie*

i get the buy from heroes that can stop time and he gets me the cookie and you run away with a fake

However, I appear from nowhere, and grab the cookie out of your hands.

I am then running away to Sentai Mountain, where everyone is a Sentitent Pickle fighting R-bots =P

However, agent Hikaru snatches it and hands it to me! I hand it to someone named poochythegenius, hint hint.

I knock lil poochy unconcious and snap up the cookie!

I left a magnet on it, and use my magnet to get it. Then I eat it.

You guys got it all wrong!! First of all 'lil poochy' is flipz!! And not little. Hence you hit the wrong poochy and got the fake one!

*Spits out plastic*

Forget y'all, I'm going to the REAL cookie factory.

*munch, munch*

Mmm, duplicates of it taste good.

Since... no more cookie fighting? D=
I guess it's Get that Cookie Factory NOW! Now then.

*Throws Cookie factory to mars for his Dulapa to protect it*

Unless... (uses hyper-nuclear bomb on army).

Well, I've taken the flag, this base is mine.

Good thing I have the original cookie so my factory is the best!

I decide to rip space, and lead Legodac into a black hole, I take his cookies, and wave goodbye as he goes into the realms of the puppet dimension.

I take over his factory, and rule! I decide to but state-of-the-art security systems around the factory, that only Lv. 25 enemies can do (the highest level in the universe is 16). It'll take years to get that high.

I track down legodac, eat all of his equipment, avoid all the security measures, and take the cookie. I then blast my out with a Mega Vulcan Cannon to my fleet.

But then a riot of the whole earth got mad at you guys and forced you to give the cookie to me! And now my recipe is flawless with sale prices growing!!

I accidently trip over a teleport machine which turns the lever to 'Cookie mode' and teleports the cookie out of Kaulus' hands to me. I decide to hide it inside the computer which controls Echo.
TBD
P.S Echo now likes cookies, and hates apples.

I send Echo a cookie, and he sends me a Cookie Pie. I take a Cookie out of the Cookie Pie and eat myself out of MLN.

I smash a rocket into a cave and grab the cookie. Well........what was left of it after the explosion.

I find the crums using the cookie-bots, and grab the cookie when you're not looking, grab a vine and jump out. I then swallow it, yum.

Unfortunately, legodac runs out of fuel whilst going to the Nebular Cluster. He falls straight out of the sky and lands exactly next me. I take the recipe of him, and run to TBD's Cookie Place (we make cookies there).
TBD
P.S Echo still likes cookies.

I blow up Echo and TBD's place. I take the blueprints, and, oh *paralyzed*.

Since you are now just oaralyzed, I take the cookie out of your own hand. I then hide in the servers of MLN, amongst Bartlebee and Echo's Prototype's Prototypes.

Bartlebee doesn't like cookies, so he kicks the cookie towards me, and I hide it in Zenith's server. Oh, yeah, I deadlocked the door for the server, so you can't get it out.

However, Zenith likes me becuase I once had a Z in my name, so he gives it to me.
I then run away, being elctrocuted several times and give the cookie laser-sight and sentience.

COOKIE: GET OFF OF ME.

I snatch it when you're not looking, walk away, nobody noticed.

I use a bulldozer to ram legodac down, then I jump out and take the cookie. Fortunately, hit Echo's server whilst doing this, so he can't annoy us any more.
TBD

that as to be the worst poem ever :P

*Takes TEH KOOKEE!1!!1! away from mtmerrick*

*runs off into the lawnmower land of whenuas*

I grab the cookie with my chocolate magnet, take all cookies, and blow up the voices of the horrible planet, I begin to start a factory building cookies, with immunity.

I blow up the factory before Saturn makes it immune, and I take all the cookies that were made. But wait... WHICH ONE'S THE REAL COOKIE?!?!?
TBD

in exchange for all the cookies that aren't THE COOKIE, you can have a mask of truth. deal?

No! *sniffs air and finds the freshest cookie, TEH REEL KOOKEE!!*

*Grabs TEH REEL KOOKEE!! and zooms out in the Pyromaniac*

*PRESERVES IT BY THROWING IT INTO THE FUTURE WHERE HHBGGGBHBS ROAM*

Even the oompaloompas can't understand what he just said. So they start singing...

Oompa loompa dippity do, I've got another cookie for you
Oompa loompa dippity do, fooled you again, it tastes just like glue

I then bourd LUSI once more and head for Willy's place, I need to ask him a question...
 (http://i681.photobucket.com/albums/vv176/legodac/zzzzlucy2003.jpg)

....How many cookies must a man eat, before he becomes a man?  ???

I wait a few seconds till a cookie hits me on the head. "It has arrived from the past when Makuta Teridax threw it into the future!" I say, and go into the past, and hide it there.
TBD
P.S Did legodac take the cookie with him? I don't know!

like?

 >:D

*goes to modify transporter*

*beams out cookie, leaving an exact replica down to the atomic level in its place*

>:D

ok. didn't work as planned.

new plan! >:D

fires homing antimatter missiles at legodac's ship

I use a special pipe, which keeps the antimatter missiles from touching the surface of the pipe, and then your ships are destroyed, and when Legodac is not looking, I take his cookie, and put it on fire, as well as other cookie factories ;D!

Pyro.

I use time control powers i harnessed from the Lustros Orb(Pokemon,to anyone unaware) to stop you from existing,therby saving the cookie. I fling the cookie into space to avoid it from falling into the wrong hands,and realize i should have kept it.

i capture the cookie, and bring it to mufastar (sp?).

i put it on the ground (i'm inside a force feild w/ the cookie) and get encased by molten lava.

i let the force feild go, incenerating the cookie, and step out of the lava. ( i am unharmed because i was intangible in the force feild)

http://www.biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/Mask_of_Intangibility (http://www.biosector01.com/wiki/index.php/Mask_of_Intangibility)

I frreze you in time,and snatch the cookie away,laughing evily.

I transport aboard your ship, knock it out of your hand, and step on it, crumbling it to cookie-powder.

>:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

I will sell you one neb for ONE MILLION CLICKS >:D or for the cookie.

I use the Vahi, and take the cookie from y'all, and put y'all in cages, without weapons, powers or items. You can't dig out either.

MN= :-\
ld= :-X
mtm= >:(
___________
| :-\ :-X >:(| 4:)
^^^^^^^^ 4:)
4:) 4:) 4:) 4:) 4:)

Based on the situation,your  4:) s turn into  >:D s,and ditch you.

Then we all turn into  0:) s.
_______________
| 0:) 0:) 0:)|            >:D
^^^^^^^^^         >:D


 >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D

And we fly out of the jail. I steal the cookie and ride away on my Speedy Motorcylce Masterpiece. Then i get to my Craftman's Cottage,where my Jeweled Triceratops defends me. Oh,i become a ;D .
                                                            
                                          0:)                  ___ ;D__
                                             0:)               0        0  
                                                                               

I put the vahi on the dinosaur, and he becomes extinct, I put the bones in my intergalactic cruiser, and blow you up. I then get the crimson apple, eat it, and become supah-strong, and fly away to the magical land of ice cream and spaghetti.

HOLY ****, I FORGOT THE COOKIE :o!!!!!

Unfortunatly,wait wrong topic.

But my space fleet comes and.....again,wrong topic.

My Pikemen prepare for battle,along with my Knights,and we fling rocks at your ship with our catapults. Meanwhile,i hide behind my Tower of Many Shields.

using the power of a mask of intangibility, I sneak in and take the cookie! I then shadowleech the cooke, and throw it into the dimension filled with creatures of pure light*. >:D

* =see Federation of fear, refrencing brutaka and Spirah.

I pull out my lightsaber,and use my X-man powers to slash a hole in the dimensions,and dive into the dimension the cookie is in.

What horrible fate will mata nui suffer? Why did mtmerrick throw the cookie into a void dimension when he should have just kept it? Find out on the next episode of:Coookie Wars-Return of the dough-guy.

*hears MN screaming "the light! the light! it burns"*


:P

I just continue to use the microchip attached to your brain (sorry, I forgot you don't have one, so the microchip in the vacuum in your head) and take the cookie from you, and my fleet uses the mask of reflection, and you targeted yourself, and you loose your army, and the tower of sheilds tumble due to an Earthquake.

I give you THE GRANDMA LOOK, and extend my hand... you apologize for beeing mean mouthed and give me the cookie. I leave without saying where the cookie is now...

I grab a puppy and give you the puppy look,which no one can withstand.

I take the cookie from Mata Nui, who just recieved it, and I jump into the dimension of Shadow Leeches!.Get bit by one and you're now of shadow powers!

I shape shift into a shadow leech, take the cookie, and leave.

excuse me? this means WAR!!!!!!!!!


i blast you with ligh, incenerating you. >:D
i then thake the cookie, become intangible, and drop down into the earth's (or whatever planer we're on) core.

I use my mask of speed to get there at the same time as you,and pass through the lava leaving me unharmed. I pass through you,and the pain makes your mask powers go off,and i run away with zee cookie.

i use a msk of speed as well, chasing you. i then shoot a nyrah blastt at you, trapping you in an energy sphere. i then take that energy sphere and put ir right by the sun  (2 miles away) in a decaying orbit. >:D

But i eat spinach,and knock the sun all the way into Dreamland. I then challenge you to an ultimate duel of wrath and endurence over th cookie.....poker.

However, seeing as you're battling him, not me, I sneak in and take the cookie. I then go to the place of doom and hide it amongst...


THE LEGO MESSAGE BOARDS

I attempt to take the cookie from the boards, but desintegrate. I try again, this time, the mods kill me using lock-down powers. I try again once again, but I melt. The next time, I wear a mod-suit, find it in a locked archives topic, take the cookie, and leave.

-Mod-suit exclusive to planet accounts.

Choice 1
I take a deep breath and dive into the spam. I use The Force to pull it from your hand,but i pull too hard,and the cookie SNAP!s in half. Gasping for breath,i run out of the LMBs as fast as i can,and as i narrowly escape,i collapse to the ground.

Choice 2(picked)
Being the whole Universe,i am able to acess a mod suit. I shoot you with a tranquilizer dart,and snatch the cookie away. I then send out my Feraligatr,which uses Hyper Beam and destroys Saturn.

Unfortunately, Mata-nui was proved by scientists today, he is only a myth, and you are not the whole universe.

-You were attacking a decoy, and I appear, and fire at you with my SPAM gun, and you are left on the ground, spamified, and I take the cookie.

You'll be shocked this summer...

I wear an Anti-Spam suit, exclusive to Beings of Great Power. I eat the room you are in, and take the cookie. I then hide it within...


THE NONEXISTANT CLUB PAGES

i pull the cookie out of the club pages through my freind Mac552's club page.

i have the cookie!

*eats a choclate chip*  :o

*makes the cookie white choclate, and i start drooling*

* a drop of drool lands on the cookie*

>:D

*the cookie is raised towards my mouth.................                      *




to be continued if no one postes

But then, I jump out of you randomly, shocking you and I ready my Shock Cannon! The cookie is flipped up into the air, into my hands! I aim the Shock Blaster anywhere and run off, ensuing in...

and you trip on a rock i created with me elemental stone power.

@ MT - i thought we were allies?

Yes, two of us, One cookie.... I MUST GET THE COOKIE!

*Talkes cookie out of your hands, and shreds it up, while screaming:


I AM A P4R4D0X OF SOMETHING

dude. i can make more cookies with my staff of artaka powers. ;)

let's team up, and i'll break it in half and make it 2 cookies, completely whole.

Noooo this has strayed away from the original parts

I hurl a cookie away

The Cookie is now in space

I am space. I transport the cookie to Makuta Miserex in his painting and the cookie is secure.

um, ok.

No one shall have the cookie. defending it is crucial. I guard it with my life. You shall never have a crumb of the Mighty Cookie of Greatness.Tremble at its name!

Who bolded that?! I did  not ccommand it to be bold! Although it IS more dramatic.....=jk,i did bold it.

I activate a black hole, which sucks you and the cookie in, after going past the event horizon, I jump in the alternative universe, take it from you, and find a white hole, which takes me to this universe. The white hole then disappears, and you are stranded without contact. I approach the cookie towards my mouth....

dude you need to learn some basic quantum physics.

a black hole sucks things from this universe into another.

the stuff is emmitted through a whiite hole in he other universe.

if you went through a black hole, then you got emitted through a white hole. to get back, you need to find a black hole with the same quantum resonance as your home universe.

which, BTW, is much easier said than done. :P

Sorry, I forgot jumping into a black hole, will take you somewhere, and you emerge from the white hole (the same funnel really).

-Anyways, *approaches cookie towards mouth*

*knocks cookie out of our hand*

*shoots at cookie w/ midak skyblaster*

Right before mtmerrick shoots the cookie, I threw diamond in front of the cookie reflecting the balster back to mtmerrick. Then I went to a wormhole, into a parallel universe, where I rule with Alien bodyguards from "war of the words" and the U.S Military of navy, marines, and nuclear arsenal in my fingertips. I also clogged all time warping, portholes, wormhles, blackholes, to my universe. Then I put forcefields around a 10 meter space around me then I checked the docters telling me it isn't a dream and that I have the cookie, I also have chuck norris, and bruce lee, jackie chan. And Before I took the cookie, I froze EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY(Area) And disabled timewarping, and brought the  military beside my side, and that I checked they wouldn't betray me, as well as my alien bodygaurds. I put the cookie in a safe in a room with auto machine gunes, protected sensors, lava filled rooms, electrified cornors, made of DIAMOND, and made sure THERE WAS'NT ANY VENTS AND The cookie safe IS INSIDE MY ROOM, IN MY UNIVERSE.

you need to do better than that..

*melts myself out of the ice with plasma*

*uses botar's power to phase out of one location/universe into another*

*goes intangible and walks right thorugh the force feild*

*i adgust my density so that i'm invunerable and walk throught the machine gun lined hallway, unharmed*

*the lava & electicty do not affect me either*

*when i see the motion sensors, i shapeshift into a dust mite, and use the power of the mask of speedto go over to the cookie instantly.*

* i go out the same way i went in, keeping the cookie invisible*


>:D and you don't even know........AAAGGGGGGGH! stepped on a motion decetor!

*freeses time*

*runs out of there like lightining*

* hops back to my own universe*

* assembles my super-space armada to protect me and TEH COOKIE!!!!!!

Man,i'll never get the cookie! Hey,what does this button do.....?


 ______
|DOOM|                                   
------- 


*presses button*
*cookie is stopped from being invented*             

oi!


__________
|  revert   |
-----------


*presses button*

WHAT ah... in.. how... the.... OH FIDDLESTICKS I'VE BEEN OUT SMARTED!

Not really *recruits you*.

Well, you'll be starting out as a 2nd lieutenant.

Now that I have let my fleet grow and grow for many weeks, I have assembled a superfleet of 999 nongentillion troops and elite forces, and they fire all at mtm's fleet at the same time, killing his entire fleet. I take the cookie, since my fleet had cookie-friendly lasers, watch mtm float in space, and capture him, and spill all his powers and masks past the metal detector, and he becomes prisoner of war, while I enjoy a tasty snack.

nice fantasy. my ships were phase-cloaked. your weapons went right through us. >:D


MT! where are you?

THis is not space wars.... I'll create a new cookie... THE COOKIE OF AWESOMENESS!

*Hides it inbetween a Black Hole and a SuperNova*

*activates http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Metaphasic_shield (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Metaphasic_shield) metaphasic sheils in addition to my phase cloak and goes right through the supernova, grabbing the cookie.*



i flew away ,and am currently inside a star. the radition levels make it impossible to decer my ship, and the rest are phase cloaked.

you'll never find me. but i will tell you one thing. read the first few pages of space wars, and you'll know the star i'm hiding in. ;)

Ples, can we get back to the rules of the game? Reread them, this is getting out of the original way:

Now, *grabs cookie from MTMerrick*

The cookie is on a plate

I grab the plate and ran away, sending in Howard the Duck to fight you Quack-Fu style.

*tranquilizer dart is shot at you*

I grab the cookie and runs.

*Hits you with a trout*.

Yeehaw! *chump, swallow*. Now for score:

Saturn: 2
Guests: 0

I grab my Bass,and we engage in aa Fish Fight:
[Turn-based RPG format]
A Mata Nui appears!
Battle!
Mata Nui uses fish slap!
Saturn2.0. takes 3 damage!
Saturn2.0. uses a fish slap!
Mata Nui takes 10 damage!
Mata Nui faints!
You gain 10 exp. points!
You level up!
What.....Saturn2.0. is evolving!?!
*evolves*
Saturn2.0. evolved into Gas Giant 2.0!
Mata Nui wakes up!
oh no! Mata Nui makes bass rain from the sky!
Gas Giant 2.0. is unaffected...it's just fish.
Gas Giant draws his lightfish-saber!
Mata Nui  draws his fish-saber!
You engage Mata Nui in combat!
[/TBRPG format]

As the two warriors engage in fierce fish-combat,a dark presence slowly creeps toward the cookie,which Gas Giant has put down. It snatches the cookie. This fiend then slices both fish-sabers in half.....and points its lightsaber close to them forcig the to get dangerously close to the nuclear reactor behind them. One false step and they both fall to a horrible doom. The fiend exclaims "I am Fawful! I have fury! Your doom will be the frosting on my evil cake's plan! Now,be gone with you two!" He points it so close to them,they both fall off of the platform. Seconds away from a horrible fate.....how will our heroes survive? "it is finished!"exclaims Fawful! "Now,Caktella......only a few hours before the power of the cookie brings you back to life! Hahaha!"Meanwhile,Mata Nui and Gas Giant,who heard all the Fawful said,are a few feet from the nuclear waste....

To be continued.....

BTW,how's my writing? And for anyone who doesn't know of Fawful,Click Here (http://www.mariowiki.com/Fawful)

Yeah, the fawful is standing on slippery fish, and I push him, he falls in the nuclear waste, and is dissolved. Unfortunately, he merges, and becomes a nuclear-FF, he pushes me into an air lock, and sent into space (just what I wanted*), while he throws Mata-nui in a pool of arachnids and insects, while his courage is drained, and turns into a slimy, creepy fear. He is then paralyzed.

*In space, I find a supernova, and swallow many gases, I become a vaporous giant, filled with adrenalen (spell?), and I burst the ship's hull, and say, "IT IS NOW YOU WHO IS SMALLER THAN ME!", and I decide to eat him, but burp a radio-active flame.

however,my Destructinator Vampire cells cancel out the damage to my body,however i am still weakened and lose some of my Mata Nui powers. I am now almost half Vampire. Fawful throws Shadow Leeches at me,and drains all light still in my. I become Vampre Nui,a vampire Makuta. However,my loyalty lies with no one,and i begin fighting Fawful...

..........In my stomach, I ate you too!

Who has the cookie again?

Remember to say that you have the cookie.

Why does everyone fight so I can just walk in and take the cookie? *Takes Cookie*

*Runs away and hides it in my secret staff of uber-Midaks*

Before you left, I put a GPS device on you, and figgered out where you are, I sprayed vapors onto your uber-Midaks, and you were found, about to eat the cookie, while I pick the cookie up, launch you into space, and enjoy a tasty snack.

-Also, if you don't want me to bring my fleet in, don't bring in yours!

-_-

*COmes down and stops saturn from eating it*

*Throws the Cookie like a Throwing Star and sends it to South Africa*

*Eats the Earth*

Say hi to Echo's remains, I ate him too!

Apparently you ate the topic too. TopiClosed, due to dying.

Due to the nature of things,
the cookie is back, snatched from MTM in CTAM and now headed for the woods....

*activates my cylon armada*

*they surround the forest*

*sends in attack helicopters*

But I STILL have the cookie!

*cylon raider appears behind you*

"give it to me. NOW."

"Yeah right...beat it buddy"
Shakes red heir and walks calmly away.

*cylon raider snatches it from you and runs off*

How can an attack ship snatch a cookie?  Looks in hand.. It can't.

Keeps walking with cookie.

Opps, mis-remembered >_<

let's salvage this. :P

*squad of Centurions drops to the ground*

"hand it over"

Knowing they are slow and clumsy, I dart between two and dash off into the forest.. to a secret place.

as you run, one fires a tranq dart into your back*

Which lands solidly in the middle of my bullet (and dart ) proof vest.

I keep running

*headshot*

I've enhanced them, if you haven't noticed. ;)

I duck and leap through a closing wormhole, just in time.

*one starts scanning the area* (tricorders - built in. :P)

via uplink to my ship, says "we've got a lock. transmitting coordinates"

*enters Super Saiyan form*

...

*waits for mtm to get cookie so I can beat him up for it*

*Negh'Var warships and Vor'cha cruisers de-cloak overhead of MsRR*

*spaceship hits into mtm's warships and cruisers*

Lionytai's ship is destroyed, moderate damage to one Vor'cha cruiser.

*squad of Cylons drop to the ground around lionytai's wreckage and Msrr*

Who still has the cookie, and escapes during the crash to.... not telling =P

*uses Super Saiyan powers to fly to the plant of Nöt Tellinġ*

:P

Lionytai joins mtm's team to hunt for the cookies.

 >:D

*sends ships to follow MsRR*

Looks like I got away free...

*transporter beam latches onto you*
*you appear on the bridge of an unfamiliar ship*
*someone snatches the cookie out of your hand and vanishes*
*the viewscreen activates and you see someone giving me the cookie*
>:D

*the cardinal bird flies to mtm and eats the cookie. Cookie now in stomach of the bird*

*Blasts the bird with a bazooka, disintegrating the bird but magically reconstituting the enchanted cookie!*

*stuffs cookie in vest pocket unnoticed as all eyes are on the birdie fits floating back to earth.*

* casually disappears*

*uses a subspace radar to find you*
*casually takes the cookie*
*puts it in a safe*

*Teleports to safe, blasts door off, grabs cookie, and teleports away again*

*locks on to your transporter beam and extracts the cookie*
*puts the cookie into a black hole*
*it is now in an alternate universe*

*films a good episode of Jersey Shore*
*creates rift in fabric of time and space, allowing me to access the alternate universe*
*grabs cookie*
*returns to regular universe*
*covers rift with duct tape*
*returns to regular universe*
*gets on boat and goes out into the Mediterranean Sea to hide*

*uses cheese to exit the alternate universe*
*dams the Suez canal and Gibraltar*
*finds the boat using radar*
*blows it up, taking the cookie*

*floats around in the sea*
*is found by fishing boat, Jason Bourne style*
*they give me Senzu Bean*
*ascends to Super Saiyan form*
*Chases you*

*punches you in the face*

HI EVERYONE
*appears in front of Rakoua and cynically blabs about cookies and the value of their tastiness, making him fall asleep*
*grabs cookie*

*The cookie  telekinetically flies out of your hand and towards me*

*jumps up on top of cookie, standing on it like it were a board of some sort*

This... is madness! (*That guy from 300 appears near Skrief*) "Madness!? THIS! IS! SPAAAAAAARTAAAAAAA!" (*Guy kicks Skrief off the cookie and vanishes*) *Grabs the cookie and teleports away*

*Fuses incredibly mis-informed sci-fi show with the universe*
*uses its science to 'rewind' your teleport back to where you were to reclaim cookie*

Huh. Well that's new. *Attempts to grab cookie back*

*attempts to bite Blade's fingers*

*zips in on my new high speed hovercraft and snatches cookie while Blade & Skrief are biting and grabbing)

*grabs at it with magnetic grappling hook*

*fails because it is not metal*