My LEGO Nexus Organization

First, let me tell you about myself. My MLN name is Nitwit. And this is the story of how I managed to reach Bank 10... INITIATE SUPER-FADE-Y FLASHBACK EFFECT!

BANK 0

I had just entered the network, and had just finished decorating my minifig image. I looked like El Ectric, only more popular.  Of course, there was no--one on my friendlist but I did have a mesage in my Inbox from 'Gecho', a robotic Gecko. I decided to visit his house-page. It turned out he was on a tombstone that said, 'Here Lies Echo.' Who or what this Echo guy is, I have no idea, but he sure sounds like an organic sound-making being that murders people. I am glad he died, I probably could not have seen this evil echo. Rumour had it that he ruled over MLNitwit a few years ago and it was called 'My LEGO network' instead and he helped his evil minions cheat to Rank 10.

I befriended this gecho, but it did take one year to convince him I wasn't a lawyer. Apparently he hates lawyers, because the last one sued him for overusing the word 'Hello!' I fed him an Apple. He spat it out with disgust, saying that it wasn't robotic enough for his tastes. Anyway, why the heck does a robot need to eat? He then led me to a person named 'Depressed John', who would teach me how to make a Cybernetic Pie in the course of a year. That was fine. I eventualy fed Gecho, and he gave me my first Disasterpiece, a half-ate cooking apple. Somehow, I managed to build it with five red bricks and eighty-three Cybernetic pies. But I have no idea how it stayed organic. I mean, are the people here insane?! I was met by a reply of yes. We handshaked, the reply of yes was then disgusted that it had someone else's bacteria on its hands and ran away.

When i actually built the thing, I became 'Bank 1'. I have no idea why they are called Banks, maybe they have something to do with this deceased Echo... then I had to go off and befriend someone named 'Idiot Keeper Bob.' Weird name...

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So... what do people think? Next up is Rank 1. Each Rank will have something like this:
Rank 1: One part
Rank 2: Two Parts
Rank 3: Three parts

and so on.

"'I still tell you; Echo wasn't evil... Just misunderstood."

Very good so far. =) No mention of the MLTV of course. =P

THE MLNTV: Short Side Series. And boy, they are short.
MLTV one: How to make sure your head doesn't pop off (liek min duz lol)

so duz yur hedz popz off all the tiem liek min? ten fullo tese instrucshuns. numb one, nevah evah speek nurmulz. numb too, eet yur brickz every day 2 mak shoor tey dont helpz u. numb tree, obey gecho, teh ovahlood of wrong recrding i hpe tht getz cut owt wehn emelen iz in nn bta. ant finaly, alwys spred teh gmga vrs!!1!! *gecho's head pops off and goes flying with a mysterious fire accelerating him.* ohz noez my hedz popd ov agen

Translation for those whose head will pop off:
So does your head pop off all the time like Mine? Then follow these instructions. Number one, never ever speak normal. Number two, eat your bricks every day to make sure they don't help you. Number three, Obey gecho, the overlord of wrong recording I hope that gets cut out when MLNitwit is not in beta. And finally, always spread the geomega virus. *gecho's head pops off and goes flying, with a mysterious fire accelerating him.* Oh no! My head popped off again!

ant so tatz wy wi fullo teh rules.

Hey, would it be possible to maybe expand on all this after your spoof's over? I may have some background on what happened to Echo and such. And an explanation as to why there's no Rank 11 currently. ::)

Yes. I will accept Canon fanon canon fanon.

Alright. Then once you finish your spoof, I'll start an epic based off both the real MLN, and this.

Haha, it's pretty funny so far. Can't wait to see the next.

Yes, this is a good idea, but you spelt "Rank" instead of bank in the first post.

That's out of the story. ;) So we know what it's like.

Ha, this is quite funny so far. I like the idea of "El Ectric, but more popular. I don't have any friends yet." ;D

Hey, I know what Gecho looks like, but I've been sworn to secrecy. =P

Bank 1

At this Idiot Keeper Bob's page, much was opposite of interesting. Nothing but a few idiots I could buy if I had a few jars for the text they produced. You see, IKP explained to me that this text was the same Gecho used, and if it was to dissapear, the MLNitwit would return to MLNetwork and Echo would rise again for his Empire. Heh. That would make a good Rank 11. 'Enemies from the Distant Past rise again to conquer and destroy. But ancient heroes rise to the challenge...'. But that sound too much like the Hero Factory Stars-heroes made out of Stars that represent older versions, like 'William Blaze V2.'  Anyway, onto the actual Bank. I then moved onto a person named 'Hen.' A Chicken that cooks. Obviously vegetarian.

This 'Hen' gave me a Jar Blueprint- a Jar covered in Blue printings. I should have explained that earlier. And should I add how annoying the MLTV is? The last one was how to make sure your head doesn't pop off, this one is how to 'mke shoor ur pge stais hrrble'. Anyways, I traded IDK for a few Idiots so I could clone them. I sent some to Floor, a talking female... floor.  She gave me a Plant, although I barely escaped from an Ekian that somehow got here. I do have to wonder what an Ekian is though. Some creeps from another Planet, I guess. I come to the Page of BurtleIdiot. He's kind of dumb. But he did give me an Idiot Battle Module. I had to set it up, along with a Flower Module Floor gave me. I did so. I noticed I had stickers to decorate my walls-but they were alive. Something tells me that they aren't stickers, but the actual thing. I had wondered how saNeDrivrbOring became the least popular-but now I know why, he had too many dragons in his sticker modules that ate people.

I had to wait a few days before my items grew. I harvested them and they went to my inventory. But I need to win a 'Super Idiot' from my Idiot battle module (rank 1.) While waiting for someone else to pit their idiot against me, I changed my Avatar. Not to be confused with James Cameron's Avatar. I now looked like Depressed John, only Happier. I wasn't very pleased with the results of my Idiot Battle. They were rigged-they had an IQ over 10! But still, at least I got a Super idiot. I was now ready to build the Dirty Queen Idiot. When I built, I wasn't impressed. I was still displeased, because it made a mess. At least, I'm Bank 2 now, ready to get the Tiny hat and befriend Mill Man Oh. He looks and sounds weird, I mean...

...HE ACTUALLY TALKS INTELLIGENTLY!

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As you can see, this is more loosely based on MLN rather than largely. But in all, it's still a spoofed version of MLN and I never said I would be Spoofing everything. I will do the Miniranks when Nitwit finishes Bank 10.

saNeDrivbOring... that's a touch of brilliance there. :D

 I was looking forward to the BeeBob Keeper part. Good job.

MLTV Two: hw tuh mke shoor ur pge stais hrrble

zo hay tere Nitwitters. ant nu tis duz nt hav aneeting tuh doo wit twitter. tuh mke shoor ur pge stais hrrble, doo wat i sai. frst, gve it lotz uf culurs. secndly mke ur sowntruck hrrble sownding. ferdly mke al ur drats trrble, liek 3 crygenic eat unts fur atey fowsand beeevers. ant ten bow town tuh mee-ewps wrng ant suntuns. btw eet al veeseeturs liek megastickmanleafcircle.oar contongoogle doo. ant ur pge wil b az hrrble az evr! ...o no sumwon mde mai pge a culur skeme...

Translation for the people with non-horrible pages:

So hey there, Nitwitters. And no, this does not have anything to do with Twitter. To make sure your page stays horrible, do what I say. First, give it lots of colours. Secondly, make your Soundtrack horrible sounding. Thirdly, make all your trades terrible, like 3 Cryogenetic Sleep Units for eight thousand beavers. And then bow down to me-oops, wrong and sentence. By the way, eat all visitors like megastickmanleafcircle or contongoogle do. And your page will be as horrible as ever! ...oh no, someone made my page a colour scheme.


=P

It's kinda of sad that my Mata Nui's guide spoof got almost no replies, yet this already has more than it and it was started two days ago.

That may be because this has more access. =P And hey, my alter ego got a mention. xP

megastickmanleafcircle? Yeah, he's based off of you. contongoogle is based off of TBD. And konky22036 is based off of me. saNeDrivrbOring is based off of CRX.

rickrollshieightthousand is based off of R8. blue127 is probably easy to guess. And finally, mace1!!1 is chase7007. Here, in MLNitwit, duping is encouraged... but everybody was outraged when SDO passed him. =P This will get a mention next part.

xP So far we've only seen 3 of course, but I'm still excited for it. =P

xD

What;s my MLN Nitwit alter ego? =P

And nice spoof BTW.

Yay! Thanks for the alter ego mention... contongoogle... I quite like that! ;D

Hm...not bad. It feels a bit random (and short) But still fairly good. Better than Mata Nui's Guide spoof, for sure. =P

It's the only successful comedy I've ever made. =|

The first 4 were on BZP. This is the sixth comedy I've made. At least I got it right this time.

BANK 2, PART 1

Mill Man O told me he needed a T-Square. T-Square? Doesn't that mean it's not a square? I have to go back to... BurtleIdiot's page... >_< Oh no. I barely escaped his page. People were gathering at his page for some reason, they were chanting 'saNeDrvrbOring nedes tuh go!11! mace1!!1 bak tuh nurmal!' I don't know why. I went to Smelly Pen Stock's page. When I got there, she asked for a 'beevur pleez! liek, i needz it fur mai stuf!1!'. So, I had to go find a Beaver. I ended up on Don Quote's page, for an unexplained reason. But still, I eventually got a Beaver and sent it to SPS. She gave me an evil-looking Beaver. I then learned I needed Blue Bricks. Apparently, I need an electric dam to get a module that grows Blue Bricks.

It needed 20 clicks. I decided to do the common thing here on MLNitwit-Duplicate Accounts. I used mine to get that module. It turned out to be a 'random blue module that conveniently grows blue bricks'.  Now I apparently needed a Heroic Story. I set out for one on an ADVENTURE! I braved the crawligng cage of death... (really Gecho's page) the chickenlike dinosaur of death... (really a Pet Dino grazing Module rank 1) the cheese of idiocy.. (aka a page without anything on it coloured yellow) just to find out I had to click on a module... with a windmill tilter. Windmill Tilter? I want to be one. I wanted to be the one who tilted windmills! Sometimes, there is nothing but the truth. And the truth is that rickrollshieightthousand, konky22036 and gguy4692 are my first friends! Yay. But they don't do anything. I have to wonder how they even got to this rank called 'Rank -1'... apparently they 'broke' the rules... literally. And ahd their names made more 'sootabul fur teh ppl whos heds wil nt pop of'. So, I changed my Avatar again in my quest for a WINDMILL TILTER! I became a well-fighting knight... I ended up fighting evil beavers... I fought badly, because I don't know how to fight... I guess this will have to take longer than Bank 2...

Twice as long. So, I must now embark on my quest... and by the way, buy the game: MLNitwit: THE QUEST FOR THE WINDMILL... TILTER!


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Bank 2, Part 1.

Now, thoughts?

I think I know who gguy4692 is supposed to be. =P

I like it, primarily because I got mentioned in it.

Hey, will you be coming to OLNM anytime during this spoof? =P

...OLNM? Organization of Little Napping M*insert rest of word here*

Or do you mean My LEGO Nitwit Organization?

Organization of Little Napping Monkeys. =P

Where am I? D=

The changing avatar becomes  a certain item thingy is quite good. I like that part.

BANK 2, PART 2

I finally found a Windmill Tilter. A giant too. Plus loads of Beavers. I don't know how I found them. They followed me, it seems... oh, right, I hacked White~Serenity for them. He's one of the worse members-he talks normally, he supports the MLNetwork. I had him hacked for that. Of course, WJN543 is helping me. He'll click my newly built Giant Hurling Module. But I need a millstone to throw the giant. How that works, I have no idea. But they did offer me purple parts. Before you get all rabid on me, there are three things I need to tell you: I need a Millstone; I need blue bricks and I want to eat your elephant. Somehow, that doesn't sound right. Does it? Please tell me, Gecho stole my brain because his core processor exploded while apologizing to someone-he lacks the ability to do so.

You know, some of my friends are a little weird. There's TMTabbuk, Ack!lonlon, WJN543, isupportgecho, isupportgecho1, isupportgecho2, and the rest, all with 'i'; 'support'; 'gecho' and some random number in them. I can't help but feel I'm missing something here... nah, nothing, I'm getting afriend request from isupportgecho57575775375 now. And contongoogle2. But, meh. I managed to steal find a Millstone on somebody's page, and used it for my own Giant Hurling Module. Sveral minutes later, I won. I have the blueprint for the Tiny Hat blueprint. The items  needed mysteriously appeared, so I built it. It crushed the tree that casted the shadow the Idiots and the Dirty Queen Idiot were under-also crushing them. Like, what next? A very slow motorcycle ripping the tiny hat in half? Gotta go now, I hear engines in the distance. Coming from a Scrap Yard... off to see Scribbled Joe. Not a minifig, a drawing.

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A few changes:

Up until Rank 7, each rank will have 2 parts. Ranks 7-9 will have three. Rank 10 will have one part.

wat no replys nuuu-Gecho, after posting a topic on the MLNitwitMBs.

MLTV 3: wats teh datle-i meen tituhl

u hav lurnt evereeting i, gecho, cn tel u. az a kongratz, i wil bee gvng u a prple knght fghtng a bnana uf NUUUU D=. teh nekst purson tuh doo teh em el tee vee iz IDK, alzo knwn az Idiot Duncan Kairman. hee iz teh itums orgunizer uv teh em el en nitwit. oh yeh ant u mst spl nitwit prperlee unlke evereeting else! ur u wil fase a giand rbot knwn az terry daks, mai gud frend. gt tht, kk?

nao, ontuh prt too. u mst bw dwn tuh mee elmnate gguy4692, a rbl. if u doo u wil bee rewrded *** usfull stf insted uv ur nrml stff. az a fnal tst. ten u shal be reddy tuh befrend mai custum mad nitwitter, 'teh yelo night'. hee shul giv u lotsa stuf liek teh art uf smrtnes, fghtng and other stuff-my head's gonna pop off! *pop*


no trnslashun, i hav tuh fint mai bodee nao. pls u shuld be tulkng or langwige bai nao.

Hacking is the new trading in MLNitwit... huh.

So far, so good.

Yeah.

What is demoted on MLN is promoted on MLNitwit.

Oh, and after Rank 10's over, a special chapter will happen-but not a mini-rank. Mini-ranks happen alongside the normal ranks, but they all take place before the special chapter... it's special because it's entirely made up, rather than based off of. Let's just say I have certain things happening in Ranks 6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 which lead up into it...

Terry Daks. xD

Nice chapters, KZ. Keep up the good work! =)

FAN COMPETITION!

Write two chapters for MLNitwit of one Bank.

Three people will win, in three categories. Bank 3, Bank 4 and Bank 5. If you win, you shall can post them here. The reason for this is because:

A. Ranks 6-10 are a lot more interesting than Ranks 3-5 and Ranks 0-2 were warm-ups.
B. All of these ranks are hard for me to spoof.
C. Time constraints.
D. You could see YOUR work as part of the MLNitwit!

Another note: because Rank 6 is generally short for most people, its two chapters shall be short.


Before you ask, 'why the sudden jump', I am going to tell you this: my experiences in Banks 3, 4 and 5 were not very exciting. Especially Bank 5. That was horror, paying off all the bills 'Political Cat' fined me.... they were ridiculous! I mean, a walking bill!? Not to mention, I will show you Banks 3, 4 and 5 before Bank 10 is shown. Maybe I could get others to record them for me,

Anyway, Bank 6 was very interesting. Here is the first part of  it, and the beginning of a great tail... I mean tale.

I had just finished building the craftsman's cottage. But there was music coming from inside it already! I ventured inside. What I found was various musicians, like dayveed lamptun or Sandy stir fried. I just had to get their instruments. So I did. I bought them. I now had to find my performance modules which I had also bought from people like Jaypeep novary ee tee and izlike bopcheese. Seno Evel feels a little too normal, though. I noticed my collection of items, I suddenly had Stir Fried's Autograph. On it was the name 'Rita Blisstow'. I searched for this person. It came up. A secret Nitwitter! I was taught how to make a Napnotic notsofrequent failing machine... and I was told to send it to people. But I didn't, as I had to be on my GPM in five minutes, with my mates notimpostor, Commander_baka and bwahahaharmancer. We rick-rolled everbody.

Needless to say, lamptun wasn't very happy with me. I was now going to send him one of those machine things. =D

bzzzt static bzzzt to bzzzt be bzzzt continyoud bzzzt in bzzzzt part two

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Not the best chapter, but I just needed to get the custom story going faster as well. There's a surprise at the end of part two, a groundbreaking revelation the nation of MLNitwit...

That, sir, just won the chapter right there. xD

Good job though, can't wait for the next chapter. =)

BANK SIX, PART TWO/TWO

So, I sent Dayveed lamptun one of those machines. Turns out I actually have to send one to Izlike bopcheese, rickroll the moon and... again to Dayveed Lamptun. Or as I like to call him, David Lame-onian. What I recieved was three parts of a secret message for a Forged Master Code Book. I quickly listened to the message... 'the NETWORKERS still live on!'

...onto that later. I created my FMCB, and sent it to jaypeep novary ee tee. What I got was a Mind control emitter... for the annoying troomput. Wish I could use it to get my way. I then harvestedt my GPM, along with my other modules and new Alter-Ego Module. Turns out it is what you would look like on MLNetwork. You could also control it if you focused hard enough. I got it from Tommy Marz... not sure wat he is, but he's definitely not a Nitwitter nor a MLNitwit member. Kind of weird.

Sandy Stir fried gave me something I needed-a few orange bricks, although I had 1000 of them already. So, I was now ready to take three hours waiting for my 10 Platinum Albums to come. That's 50 Gold Records. That's 500 Hit single. That's a lotta clicks. That's a lotta time. That's a lotta waiting. I was now ready to build the annoying Guitar. So I did, but the music exploded the Craftsman's Cottage-which, strangely, was the only Disasterpiece without a changed name.

Now, I remembered the message. 'The NETWORKERS still live on!' Did Gecho not exterminate all Networkers? No, he didn't. It turns out that Tommy Marz is a Networker. He told me the location of the Rank 7 Networkers, somewhere where I need to go. So I did. I ventured through a vast field with undergrown grass, flowers and bees, passing the Bank 1 Nitwitters. When I got there, I fell, and rose to meet Achaki. He said to me, in a sterm voice,

"You are not a Network Member. You are a Nitwitter."

And then, I had to tihnk of a way to get their trust... and it snapped into mind why Tommy Marz had given me the Alter-Ego Module... I had to use it.

And this, is the beginning of the most important part of my journey.

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And so, it turns out the Rank 7 Networkers and Tommy Marz are the only ones of their kind left, it seems.

Get ready for our first three-parter: Bank 7: Tribes of the Network?! Part One/Three

And the plot thickens. >=D

Good work KZ, and way to work in the Alter Ego, which isn't exactly all that useful in MLN. =P

*Catches up on the story* Ooo... spooky. Tommy Marz never really did do anything.

That's what makes this awesome; It's including things that never got featured in MLN all that much.

You win if you get the Avatar reference in this chapter.

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It's kind of hard getting used to the Alter-Ego while I control it in a safe place. Of course, I had to do some talking with Achaki to convince him I am a Network Member. Turns out, that if I really was a Network member, I'd have to build a Totem pole. But how? I looked toward the Animals you could buy that would try and find you a Totemic Animal. Plus a Wi-Fi transmitter, but that is my last priority right now. I'm more interested in the Animals. So, I decided to choose the wolf. There was a funny glitch with it that involved it somehow having a 'take down' button.

The wolf led me through several forests, a grassland of bananas, a banana that was formerly a Volcano, and dug deep. It just had to make the dirt go onto to my face. Not pleasant. I also have to make loads of friendship bracelets. GRAAAH. Glad I didn't do that out in front of the Networkers, because 'GRAAAH' is a Nitwitter battle cry and I'd get executed within four seconds if I screamed that out load. Kotori is also greatly annoyed with me. He calls me a skxawng-it means moron. When my Wolf finished digging, what I came to found was a stash of Totemic Wolves. I took five. Four the apparent next Bank with loads of Totemic Animals. Still have to wonder what happened to the House of Mantles, only the House of Goan tu lets exists now, apparently.

After gathering the Totemic Wolf with much pain, I set out for the Totemic Snake and Rabbit. They were also a pain, because they kept on requiring totemic feed to keep walking-the same with all the other animals. The Totemic feed, why is it so tasty to the animals, I mean, it is recycled from the sweat of pears. The Totemic Snake was found at the bottom of the NOT WHAT?! Ocean. The Totemic Rabbit was found with a couple of these things called Rabbiruses, invaders from another dimension that the Bank 6 Nitwitters can very easily defeat. Still don't get this tribal thing of rights.

Then, Hehewuti called me to learn a lesson. Apparently about the 'tyranny of the Gecho' and the 'evil of nitwitters'. So, wait... Gecho and the Nitwitters  are evil? Why do I get the feeling I'll end up starting a war and  needing a lot of shields for a very bizarre reason?

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Now, the TALE OF NITWIT mini-saga begins.

Nice chapter, nice reference about Avatar from what I saw, nice reference to Rabbiruses, and well... You know the last 'nice'. =P

Ha! You're getting better at writing!

I know I can never stick to a solidified number of parts. I'm too picky about how long and short the parts should be.

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BANK (rank?) 7: TRIBES OF THE... NETWORK? PART ONE/???

Turns out that hockey sticks are the weapon of choice for the networkers. Or at least they look like hockey sticks. Very destructive when you whack them around. So, I had to use one to fight today. And I'm keeping it. You know the Mountain Lion? Yeah, I fought one of those to get the totemic version. They're vicious. As are the 'laeurs' who work like layers but misspell everything and act like total idiots... something feels wrong about me, I don't usually say that about the Nitwitters... because I am a Nitwit member in disguise... I shouldn't be saying that but my mind urges me to do so... off of that, I also got the Turtle and Hawk in totemic form. The turtle was sitting on it and I was chased by the hawk.

Now, the pet Owl... that was not hard at all. It landed on my head and gave me it. Now, I have all the totemic animals. Now just to build them with my swamp-loads of bricks. Yes, when I was Rank 2 I also stole them. even though you can't mail them, I hacked them... need I say that while on the fight against the Mountain lion, I was taught how stealing, hacking and duping are wrong and against the 'great spirit echo's ways'? Funny, that, because everyone knows Echo is dead. Everybody knows Gecho killed him. So, if this "echo' is good, and Gecho is evil.... then what should I really be?

Now, I have to build my Wi-fi transmitter which takes some albums, gold and platinum now. I had them from bank 6. So, I saw an opportunity to use them. Built it using some special stuff Kotori gave me. Then, to build the totem pole... so I did. It was constructed by me. Now, I am ready. But disaster struck for me...

I fell down a cliff, and accidentally revealed the location of the Rank 7 Networkers to Gecho. He told the Hovering House of goan tu lets to move to just outside their area. But, when I was running away, I banged my head six times on a bush by accident, revealing the return of the House of Mantles, still with its Networkers alive. I know what happens now... and so, I shall build a Tower of Shields to escape into the seemingly-nothingness above... and you know what is about to happen on here? WAR! I can already hear the 'GRAAAH' battlecries of the Nitwits and the normalness of the Networkers... I'm saying good stuff about the networkers again, aren't I?

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Hmm, definitely an interesting twist, and nice references.

Lemme guess, instead of hacking, duping, and stealing, you should become unified, devoted to your duty, and focus on your destiny? =P

And hockey stick-like things used by tribes... Why does that sound familiar...? =P

I actually didn't know about the connection of them with Kohlii sticks until you noticed it... and no, you should 'trade, assist and destroy' is the Networker's Rights. =P

Ah, I see. xD

=P Now all you need is a mini-part that has a Nitwitter facing off against a white and gold Networker that shouldn't truly exist(DLP?), and that could become a parody inside a spoof. ::) Just mentioning a potential idea. xP

8: THIS IS THE REVOLUTION! PART 1/???

It's weird. I started out as a Nitwit member, now I seem to be assisting the Networkers instead.  I listened to an epic tale of how Gecho rose... He invented the 'Nitwitwater' using the House of Gauntlets' shields. He used it to convert all the networkers he could find into Nitwitters. He didn't kill anyone. He lacks the capacity to do so, as I just found out. But the Networkater is much harder to get-it's a mythical object that lies within the 'eyes of the bookman'. He lies in space. I need many shields. Many, many shields. Some from the Mantles, some from the goan tu lets. But first I must get the grey bricks. I wish Wallus Wizard was still here, as does Prince Pelle. Unfortunately, one of pwancecc canta's minions killed him. Ironically, he turns out to be the original King. So, I have to find these shields, borrowing from the Networkers and stealing from the Nitwits. I'll steal first, because it's necessary to escape.

It's harder than you think sneaking past the nitwitters. They have good eyesight. Gecho is also the overall leader of them. And I was seen by Gecho, after I had gotten the shields by pretending to be a Nitwit member with loads of transparent bricks. Heh. They were fake. But Gecho recognized me, too:

'u r a ntwt mmbur, r u nt? ur tht gy! u r sppsd t b hlping us fght!'

"No. Not anymore. Not since I learned what you have done."

'tats wat tey al sai!'

"I'm the first one to say that."

'u hav a gud poont.'

Using this distraction, I escaped with the shields in tow. I brought it to a field, and built half of the tower. No totemic animals needed, because they removed them when gecho came along. I wondered who this book-man was. A secret Networker, maybe? I ca tell I am about halfway through my quest, and the battles are only getting more intense. But, the problem is...

Is the banana safe?

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Yeah, I made this chapter a little more random and it also has the first mention of what he needs.

"tats wat tey al sai!"

"I'm the first one to say that."

"u hav a gud poont."

xD Nice one KZ, keep up the great work. =)

What is a Networkater?

Kind of new system I didn't even know about myself: Part 1 of a chapter is mainly getting through the rank, part 2 is mainly finishing and own-plot development.

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8: yai i gecho have invadd teh titul prt 2/???

Now, time to borrow the Mantles' Shields, which took much convincing. We eventually traded. I had to trade an outrageous price: 1 red brick! Once, I was a great warrior. On another site, called 'Uldra Blocs'. I fought the evil staff. But I got exiled. Because I like MLNitwit better. I made an error in judgement. I should have turned left. Turn left. TURN LEFT! I have figured it out... MLNitwit is an alternate reality around myself... nah, too cliche. I did have another remark battle with Gecho.

'wy hav u frgttn ur allgnce? u r sppsed tuh b hlpng us fght... hav u sene avtr?'

I proceeded to whack his floating head away with my hockey stick. useful weapon. oh noes gmga vrs! Not really, just tricked a Nitwitter. I started all this... I seem to be special. But I must do this. I took the shields too a clean plain. I quickly built the tower. This attracted many Nitwitters and the Networkers. I quickly climbed up half of it, before I could see the swarms attempting to climb up, but in vain-I had a lock on it. I could see the Nitwitters and Networkers clashing. I could hear Achacki screaming,

"We're outnumbered one hundred to one!"

And then I saw gecho's had float up.


---GECHO BOSS BATTLE INITIATED---

I talked.

Gecho's head fell down to the ground.

I won.

---NORMAL MODE INITIATED---

I stood at the top of the tower, and whispered down to the Networkers:

"I will return."

But then, I caught myself on the wing of a ship. I also fell through a panel on it, and my I got up, walked around, and slipped on a Banana next to a Monkey. I fell on top of two white networkers. In response, they said:

'gt of mee cmmndr hblt'

"Not until you're a Networker agan, Lasse!"

'hai thats offnsve!'

The Networker facepalmed.

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And so, an epic journey reaches its middle.

9: About time the ship came. PART 1/1 EXTRA LONG

The people on board this ship turned their heads towards me.

"Who are you, why?"

I replied with the simple answer of 'It's not my real name, but I was called Nitwit.' I also replied to the second part: 'Looking for the Networkater.' His reply was:

"The Networkater? If you need that, you need your own intergalactic Cruiser. I
ll help you build it, only so that you use it on Lasse here and don't bother me again. PAL (Purple Anonymous Loser), Terpi, Reckling, Sagitaria and Lilly might help you. And by the way, you're on the Networker cruiser. You'll need Mining Bots, crystal of carrots, and Transparent ducks."

I nodded. I walked away. Before long, and picked up a banana and through the window of the ship into space. A Humanoid nearby lifted up its visor and did the classic O_o face. Apparently, he was Terpi and a super-intelligent monkey. So, I'll go meet this robot named PAL. He's kind of weird. He constantly repeats his sentence: 'Your hand is a fruit'. Not very helpful, but apparently Terpi knows the language of PAL-which is Yourhandisafruitian. Depending on the pitch and the frequency, you can translate into what he's saying. Terpi was very helpful in that aspect. I thanked him, then he thanked me. I could swear I saw him turn around, start grinning and hold up my wallet.

As for the aliens... they are normal. The Reckling is nice. This is what our conversations are like:

Reckling: '=)'

'=)'

Reckling: '_'?

'nuuuu D='

Reckling: 'nuuu D=?'

'TIIIM'

Reckling: 'Tim?'

'You Spoke!'

Reckling: 'I did? ARGHH! My plan to take over using pictures has failed epicly because all it did was eat Grok's eyes! ARGHH!'

...ignore that last bit. So, I walked over to Lilly, the robot-android of the group. Upon sight of me, she started malfunctioning and her head popped off. Am I really that ugly? ...so then I went to Sagitaria. She reacted slightly better, but I am creeped out. She said I looked like one of her species, and tried to... y'know, maybe I shouldn't mention what she tried to do as it involves me becoming the king of her species. And I'd rather not have all that work on my hands. Not since I nearly ate someone before I came to MLNitwit.

My new pet lightworm seems to be depressed. All it does is just stand there, doing nothing. It's not even brething... wait, I forgot to feed it. It eats OMG Baldmen. And certain baked potatoes named Herochild. Sometimes it even eats the universe. Oh, wait, it's alive again now, have no clue where my Pet Bat went, but the Lightworm looks suspiciously like a Bat... I also have a Symbiosis. On it is Sagitaria. Has to do with what I didn't want to mention, since it also involved her giving me 1000 transparent bricks if she got some Grey Bricks.
korG seems to be angry-he says I need an Interglactic Cruiser to talk to him.

Then, I noticed something. There was a satellite orbiting Planet MLNitwit. Could it be the rumoured talking Satellite? I need an Intergalactic Cruiser to find out, but first I need to find out about this 'Pay the rick-roller of Fate' the people of the Networker Cruiser are talking about. Did I also mention that my Automining bots started a revolt against me? Yeah, I'm not a good leader. They also left behind loads of Crystals of Carrots, no that I needed the bots anyway.  For one, my ship is half done, and for the second thing, only the engine needs to be done right now.

A few days later, I looked at a complete Intergalactic Cruiser.

Now I could fill the objective of my mission. I started to feel as if I was nearing my destiny. A great quest lies ahead of me.

And soon you will see the Gecho prorotypes in Rank 10s one chapter, and then the special chapter...

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Only one chapter for Rank 9 this time. Couldn't really fit it into two chapters. Nor can I do so for Rank 10.

But first, a question:

Are you ready?

No, I'm not ready because yuo were supposed to post anthoer story today.

...When did you command me?

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10: RETURNING


And now I set of to Pay the rick-roller of Fate. Let me tell you, he lives on a PAGE floating in the middle of SPACE. Not exactly a good place to live. I also bought his book about the talking satellite. As it turns out, I didn't even need him. I could have bought the book from a retailer.  But still, I read it, and I had a startling curiosity about the talking satellite. So I went to it. It was feeding on sound, which doesn't make sense since sound can't travel in space. Unless there's touching objects for it to vibrate across.

Still, all he supplied me with was a 'dreaming' beam 'stopper', to stop dreams emerging from your head. Stupid curiosity. And the next thing you know, you find yourself at a floating factory, with lots of prototype, rejected robots. Weird, in the MIDDLE OF SPACE?! again. Everything is so weird outside of MLNitwit...

I entered, and alarms sounded. Four prototype robots, all resembling Gecho, were chasing after me. I learned that there names were Gracho, Gyfco, Gilanto and Geico. They seemed to be overseers of this place. Rejected by their creators, but keeping this place. I stole codes from them, and quickly built a rocket, but it took me back to the factory. I was slumped across the floor, looking at a fifth newcomer. The other four recognized him... and so did I. I gathered the strength to whisper, and that whisper was:

"Echo."

And his reply was...

"Hello Hello! Why are you you here? Question mark?"

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Get ready for the Special Chapter(s)....

Geico. xD

"Fifteen Minutes really can save you 15% on car insurance!"

Geico actually is the Geico Gecko-his 'creators' just simply stole him.

Guess I should put their notes down...

Geico:

Note 1: Too organic.
Note 2: Too wanting to promote car insurance even though they don't exist in this universe.

Gyfco:

Note 1: Too multicoloured.
Note 2: Too loyal.

Gracho:

Note 1: Too annoying.
Note 2: Acts like a total idiot.

Gilanto:

Note 1: big
Note 2: muahahahaha-wrong notes...

Echo:

Note 1: Too nice.
Note 2: Head pops off too much.

Final note: Tone down the niceness and speech of Echo and we should have a good robotic gecko.
Let's see what we can do with the other 'bots and we should have a loyal army be able to do what we want without restrictions.

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On another note, who would like be featured in the special chapter? Three max.

xD Lemme guess, his catchphrase is 'So easy a Caveman can do it'? =P

I'd like to get featured, but I didn't command you to post. Your regular basis is one story per day. IT has been that way for days.

This has been most enjoyable. I look forward to seeing the next chapter. You are an excellent writer.

You pokemon fans will like one part of this chapter, from what I know of their battles.

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11: And it all ends... or does it??The third thing named 'Journey's End'

"Eject him him away."

"What? No! I'm here to help you..."

"What kind of help help?"

"Do you want to be returned to power?"

"...I'll think about about it."

"And by the way, can I have the Networkater, which I believe you are hiding behind your back?"

That was our consversation. I finally had the Networkater. After much bribery, I convinced Echo to return, along with the prototypes for revenge on Gecho. Gecho. Ah, the evil, gender-confused robotic Gecho. Evil in its prime, him. Our first stop? The Networker Cruiser. I owed Commander Hobolt a deed. I used the networkater on 'captun lasers'. And he transformed. From the Nitwitter he was into the Networker that was Captain Lasse. I then stated:

"Take us to Nitwit. And look I have brought along."

I pointed to the floating head of Echo beside me (his 'body' had just decomposed, it was one he made anyway).  Gasps were heard across the room. We told the gasps to shut up, as everybody had their attention on Echo, not the gasps.

"This... is... Echo. The former peacekeeper of MLNetwork, and the one overthrown by Gecho. Tonight we shall go into battle, and give Gecho his present back. And then, we hope one thing: peace."

The Networker Cruiser entered the atmosphere of MLNitwit, but it was a little tricky, as the Networker Cruiser had not landed in years. I made a deal with the ones on the Networker Cruiser to stay in and use its weapons against the Nitwitters. And now begins the war. The (not) Final Battle.

And then, I and echo exited. echo headed off to take Gecho while I rounded up a few Nitwitters and Networkated them. One in particular was named 'tigerytie', who became 'Lionytai' as a network member. I did the same to contongoogle and mtmawk. Now I had to collect the silver limbs as echo and Gecho formed two bodies that looked suspiciously like Mata Nui and Makut-...oh right, they're not doing that. I looked around. The two were battlign on the Tower of Shields I built!

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Gecho's view of it:

A wild Echo appeared!

Gecho uses 'trrbl speche'!

No damage taken.

Echo uses 'friendliness'!

It's super-effective!

Gecho uses 'form a body that looks suspiciously like the Matoran Universe to raise health'!

No damage taken.

Echo uses 'form a body that looks suspiciously like the prototype robot to raise heatlh'!

No damage taken.

Gecho uses 'MLTV torture'

Echo resists.

Echo uses 'repeated words'!

It's super effective!

Gecho uses 'bananaficate'!

Echo resists.

Echo uses 'head-popping off'!

It's super effective!

Gecho loses interest in Echo and looks down at 'Nitwit'.

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Back to Nitwit.

I looked up at Gecho. He looked suspiciously like Makuta and strange yellow blobs were pouring out of his feet. There was also a red blob wearing golden armour that killed the yellow blobs. There were also Neworkers shouting Echo on.

Gecho looked down at me, losing interest in Echo.

"a a nc frsh trtr tuh keel!"

Not right now, idiot. Does he not see I have the Networkater?

I looked on as gecho's hands came between either side of me...


And 'nitwit' was killed.


THE END










Until I got out from ymy Alter-Ego in a still quiet place. Wow, can't believe I survived that long without food. Now, I needed to reach the Tower of Shields, which was next to me, and then the Networkater bopped on my head. Then, I saw Gecho about to crush Echo... and shot.

I then heard a scream. Robotic. Gecho's screams as he was reduced to a tiny head without anything in. Then I saw lots of angry Nitwitters looking at me. Then I was like 'oh yeah' and shot myself with the Networkator. Ow, my brain was changing its structure and so was my body. Hurts. But I don't care. I was a Network member now. Echo flew off the giant he was on, and landed next to me, having found his old body.

"I can do do that quicker quicker!"

He took the Networker, fired it, and instead of the usual tiny beam, it was a huge beam of networkating.

Pretty much no Nitwitters left, the ones that were turned into secret Networkers. Echo looked over at me, thanked me, and walked away, his land now restored.

And MLNitwit was no more.


And that is how MLNetwork prevailed. But now, I sense a quest coming up. A quest. No, it was this:
(http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Zaqurx/Stuff/mlnquest.png)

A quest for the name. My name, even though the movie got cancelled. So did the piece of writing. Gah, at least this was the concept image for MLNitwit... I'm breaking the fourth wall... must repair fourth wall...

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And now it ends. But as you see, all things come to an end.

Interesting. And good references. xD Especially the many Bionicle references, and the Journey's End thing. =P

EPILOGUE

So yeah. Never thought I'd be coming back to write at this place. The fourth wall can't be repaired, but I do sense a quest coming up. My real name is Skretum. But nobody knows it. MLNetwork is nearly fully restored, we just have to get the Arcades working again, but they just can't.. they do feed off of other dimensions, you know.  It's as if someone has destroyed the Dimensions. Not to mention I saw a weird site today: a Black and Orange being came out of a dimensional gate, into another, and was followed by a red and lime Glatorian. Weird.
I don't know what's happening.

But... oh no, oh no oh no. Not again. Want to know what I'm talking about? Look at the sky.

We have been betrayed by Geico... He wants to turn us all into Geckos... But I can't allow that, after what I have done top help MLNetwork...

It has been a week since I last wrote here. We exiled geico to another Universe. Not sure which.... WHAT THE NITWIT... The Stars are going out and the Arcades still don't work... not to mention ... the sandwich dispenser is BROKEN! D:<

Then, a Glatorian fell on me from the sky, the same red and lime one. He spoke.

"Oh hello. My name's Shatterheat. Can I save your universe?"

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TO BE CONTINUED IN SECTION 4 of Glatori-FREE THORNAX FOR SALE-an and To-FREE THORNAX FOR SALE-a!

And you see, now I have a continuity between this and my other comedy.

How interesting. Well, this was a great spoof, and now I can't wait for the continuation of Glatori-FREE THORNAX FOR SALE-an And To-FREE THORNAX FOR SALE-a. =)

OH CRUD CRUD CRUD

I, Nitwit, just remembered I forgot to tell you about Ranks 3, 4, 5 and the Mini Ranks! These are possibly my only adventures involving video games-about time, too. You see, I remember my huge mistake in the maze of the dreaded coast guard game, or the time I dueled it out with Dr. Inferno-no-no. Some other stuff would be my decision between Bob Sulktoomuch and Captain Saynothings, or my adventures with Ranyou(ovah) and (cheese)grate-sh. I assume that everyone wants to hear them as they are some weird things, also chocolate milk.

Tasty, especially when the Magazinica Opens for my LEGO Magazine Badge... AND NO, I AM NOT RIPPING ANYTHING OFF FROM MINIFIGURE WHO. Then there's the time I crashed into a building in Bank 3 and got a fine from a Bureaucrat named Bee Lo CRUUUUUD. Also, I nearly got eaten by a H4XUS R3X in Bank 4, and imprinted my face, feet and hands in some concrete blocks. It's also weird that nobody, not even gecho, had gotten past Jack Drillingspree's special game minj-rank...

The next taes you are about to hear are from my point of view before I hit Bank 6.

Are you ready?

So I ran towards Scribbled Joe. Weird feeling running at him. Then again, I wanted to make my own Race car so I could race... FAST! I also almost stepped on a piece of paper-Scribbled Joe! He told me to find other Networkers: The talking Radio, MacEater and Pedalslow easily. I apparently needed to give them tyres because it was their food-yes, they lived off of rubber. Strange thing, that. But first I needed to get a Merchobot. One conveniently landed on my head, almost knocking me out. This is a weird world-MERCHOBOTS FALL FROM THE SKY AND SHOOT TYRES THAT PEOPLE EAT! Also, I need yellow bricks now... It is very unfortunate that I also need Mason Jars again for Solar Power Cells.

Then, I sent a tire to them and got various car parts. But I don't have a blueprint, so I went around getting the Race Car and Stunt Car blueprints and their respective modules. Lots of people crash on them. Then I made a Race Car, Bank 1, drove it, crashed into a Bureaucrat's car, got fined, ran over several Nitwitters, got arrested twice, then came back, with no victory ribbons. OH YES! That reminds me, I need to get the Victory Trophy blueprint! Hopefully the Talking radio has it, as that seems efficient. Maybe I should do some stunts. So I did, and utterly failed. Ouch. Must it always end this way, me, broken stunt car, fined, crashed, and failing at everything?

ARGH! I MUST GET THOSE VICTORY TROPHIES OR...

*no need for title as continued from last post*

Hey, sudden turn of luck for plot convenience! I got a super-awesome Stunt-race car that could do anything but is beaten by Sluggish Tricycles for some reason. And I have SOME victory Ribbons and lots of Solar Power Cells. And lots of car parts. Have you seen how many Race and Stunt Cars I have? Lots. A bit too much if I ask myself. Then again, I can crash over and over again now. Let's just say I locked away that guy for a while who fines everybody. And my modules are ready. VICTORY TROPHIES HERE I COME TO GET FIVE  OF THEM FOR RANDOM STUFF.

And I raced and did stunts. Almost winning but failing in the end as things should be, and I now have 50 Victory Ribbons and I am creating those Trophies as I speak. One. TWO. THREEEE. FOOOOUUUUUURRRR. FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIV VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVEEEEE EEEEEEEEEE! =DDDD And I just built the Sluggish Tricycle! =DD Onto Bank 4... meh, I'll do this apparently Dreaded Coast guard game.

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NEXT: My huge mistake in the maze of the dreaded coast guard game

There's another thing. There's this creepy old captain over there staring at me creepily with dreaded coast guard stuff. I hoped I didn't have to do what he wanted me to do. But I was wrong. He came over. Yelled in my ear, telling me to do the Coast Guard game... even though many have tried and never returned from the oceans of Coastguardilis. So I'm gonna do it. And it should be obvious I won't fail. Heroes never do... well, maybe, the Toa Nuva are an exception to that. But I can do this. Just do one level over and over to get the Rank 5 Coast Guard badge.

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OW. OW. OW. OW. The stupid wire keeps on hitting me. Whose idea was it to make wires out of steel?! Meh. It's just a long maze with no light. I said to myself I could do this for a rank 5 badge. And that was when the lights of the Coast Guard Helicopter failed. I turned them back on... and I shouldn't have done that... it was a big mistake... which attracted the attention of the Coastal Guarding Service, an evil service with no boundary... that got me going... as I crashed into many walls, turning around and around, desperately trying to get out. And I did. Got my badge. Then I went to the creepy old guy.

"niec wurk but u stil hav tuh doo 10 mur levals!1!!1"

NOOOOOO!

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Next: BANK 4