My LEGO Nexus Organization

Ok, as far as I know, you put something in, and the next poster says what you've gotten in return.

Example:

First poster put in a comic of Ryuusei no Rockman.

The next person says that you've received Megaman Star Force 2 Zerker X Saurian in return, then puts in a coin.

Rules: No double posting, hopefully this'll be active enough that it won't need that.
NO SPAM. That got the Bionicle Vending Machine on BZP closed.
No inappropriate material. That should be automatic.
No fighting. You get what you get, and it's random and fictional anyway, so there's no need.

So let's begin! *Inserts a gold plated coin*

i remember this from iB

you get a plastic penny

*inserts RPC*

You receive CPR. XD

*Inserts MegaMan Star Force 2*

you recieve a car

*inserts frag grenade*

You receive an explosion in your face.

*Inserts Katana*

you get a panda

*inserts chicken leg*

You get a chicken sandwich

*Inserts Elemental Earth*

you get a used pineapple

*inserts cake*

You get PIE!!1!

*Inserts PIE!!1!*

you get a crushed car

*inserts light bulb*

You get a broken Light Bulb.

*Inserts Haunter*

you get haunted

*inserts a can*

You get soup... teleported into your mouth and very hot. OUCH!

*Inserts Legoman*

you get a rocket

*inserts random explosive device*

You get a bunch of ashes

*Inserts Omega Blademan*

what is this

*puts in money :P*

You have to say what he receives you know... You receive a pile of metal.

*Inserts sword*

you recieve a pea

*inserts gun*

You receive a sword.

*Inserts IMMA FIRING MAH LAZERZ!!*

Gets IMMA GETTING SHOT AT BY A LAZER!

*Inserts  8) smily*

you get a  >:( smily

*inserts canoe*

You get a Kayak

*Inserts Nickel*

you get a oar

*inserts shield*

you get money

*inserts  gold*

You receive a sword.

*Inserts plastic*

you get a slug

*inserts turtle*

You receive a limited edition Goku DBZ figure!

*Inserts Toa Jaller*

you get a piece of a car

*inserts engine*

You get a broken toy car!

*Inserts Josh Turner* She's a Firecracker! ... What?

You get an illegal firecracker.

*inserts air* :P

You recieve the LEGO Trade Federation MTT back, except it's broken and smashed. :o

*Inserts R8*

you get a car

*inserts a pencil*

You get a Pen.

*Inserts desk*

you get a tree

*inserts eggs*

You get a chicken. Lucky... Nearly free eggs... :-\

*Inserts AFLAK*

you get a riot bullet to the face

*inserts baloon*

You get pain.

*inserts CRX*

You get a sheet of paper with account names and passwords on them!

*Inserts a tape dispenser*

you get a knife

*inserts syringe*

you get snowballs in the face! XD

*inserts a cd*

You get some beautiful music!  ;D

*inserts Spiderman13*

you get nothing!

*inserts a smilie* :)

You get a frown.  :(

*inserts a counterfeit dollar bill*

You get a very REAL dollar bill.

*inserts the Toa Mata*

You get the Toa Nuva

*Inserts Batman*

you get real spiders! :D

*insert pizza*

you get poison

*inserts tv*

You get Haünter

*Inserts a parrot*

you get a chicken

*inserts giraffe*

You get a hippo

*Inserts Paint Can*

you get a brush

*inserts poison*

Gets a cow that eats you

*Inserts the color red*

you get blood

*inserts a cow skull*

You get a bunch of terrified people, screaming and running away.

*inserts Chuck Norris*

you get a shoe

*inserts mouse*

You get a cat

*Inserts Piano*

you get some string

*inserts bullet*

You receive a laser... heading at you.

*Inserts the Toa Nuva*

you get a cat

*inserts lion*

you get a bat

*inserts bat*

you get a rhino

*inserts camel*

you get a shocky stick

*inserts shocky monkey*

You get a toothpick.


*inserts sandwich*

you get a RPC.

*inserts money*

You get a dime

*inserts pants*

you get a hat

*inserts sock puppet*

you get an LOTR action figure

*inserts bubble gum*

you get a frag grenade

*inserts lead pipe*

you get a tiny cat

*inserts CRX*

You get a rope.  Which Mr. Green used to kill Prof. Plum in the Dining Room!  :o   

*inserts Clue game*

 EDIT: That post was late.  :P

you get a dead fish

*inserts apple*

you get a car

*inserts vending machine*

you get a knife

*inserts destroy R8 button*

you get a destroyed R8

*inserts lava*

you get a feather

*inserts cake*

You get a pie....in your face

*inserts nothing*

you get a grenade in your throat.

*inserts spider*

you get spiderman

*inserts a lego head*

you get a bullet in your ear

*inserts lego shotgun*

your head gets blown off.

*inserts comic book*

you get a paper cut.

*inserts a broken ds*

*grabs it before it goes in!*

*Inserts broken PSP*

you get a dead cat

*inserts dog*

you get the dog's tail

*inserts food*

you get dog food to eat

*inserts house*

you get air

*inserts acid*

you get cyanide

*inserts rat*

you get C-4

*inserts wormhole*

you get a corpse

*inserts mouse*

you get boredom

*inserts park bench*

you get a skull

*inserts a keyboard*

you get a roll of wire

*inserts newspaper*

You get kindling for your fireplace.

*inserts Shaquille O Neal*

you get a chip

*inserts paper*

You get a tree.

*inserts phalange* :P

you get a broken toe

*inserts disky*

you get bacon

*inserts pancakes*

you get a cow

*inserts my lucky fishing hat*

You get a medal.

*Inserts Simon Cowell*

you get a badge

*inserts a stick*

you get a scalpel

*inserts mirror*

You get a scorpion

*Inserts Jello*

you get a ladder

*inserts riot bullet*

You get Amazingness

*Inserts shiny nickel*

You recive Simon Cowell scowling at you!

*Inserts Paula Abdul* XD

Who in the world is that??  You get a famished cow.

*inserts " ::) " smiley*

You get a frown:  :(

*Inserts Randy Jackson*

you get soup

*inserts Ladanion Tomlinson*

you get a man eating ant

*inserts butters*

you get a egg

*inserts ham*

you get a wallet

*inserts shovel*

You receive the Golden Shovel! XD

*Inserts Axe*

you get a candle

*inserts bubble wrap*

you get a walnut

*inserts rod*

you get a stick

*inserts a rock*

you get a can

*inserts pig*

You get sausage.

*inserts cow*

you get a nail gun

*inserts hammer*

You get Chuck Norris as a bodyguard.

*inserts fire*

You get a paper with a smiley face on it ;D.

*puts in cheese*

you get a cow

*inserts milk*

You get a cup of icy cold lemon juice.

*inserts 50 dollars*

you get a cat

*inserts paper bag*

You get a Water Slide.

*inserts a Snail *

you get a cup

*inserts bike*

Hahaha!!

spammer! call the police!

you were supposed to say what i get then insert something. ¬_¬

You get a cookie.
*inserts a couple pounds of gold*

you get a cat

*inserts spatula*

You get a penguin.

*inserts paper with cool face on it 8)*

you get a sock

*inserts jam*

you get a tooth.

*inserts cat*

you get a whack

*inserts wii*

You get a sword.

*inserts MP3 player*

you get a cd

*inserts a computer*

You get a flat screen TV :D

*inserts VCR *

you some film

*inserts camera*

You get a moterbike.


*inserts dinosaur *

you get a skeleton

*inserts ice cream*

You get some ice.


*inserts snow*

you get yellow snow

*inserts paper*

You get a paper with a  >:( face on it.



* inserts lamp *

you get a glass bottle

*inserts paper hat*

You get a paper.


*inserts mouse*

you get a cat

*inserts chocolate*

You get a star.


*inserts 100 dollars*

you get a cape

*inserts computer*

You get a skull

*inserts the letter G *

you get a cow

*inserts water*

you get cyanide

*inserts scorpion*

you get a paper cat

*inserts cow*

you get a bird

*inserts severed finger*

you get a can

*inserts gun*

you get a dead fish

*inserts this thing I found in the back of the fridge*

you get an umbrella

*inserts Death Star*

you get a gun

*inserts bullets*

You get a Bomb.


*inserts a life boat *

you get a raft

*inserts speakers*

You get a party hat

*inserts one dollar*

you get a penny cut in half

*puts in a quarter*

You get a quater cut in half

*inserts sun glass 8)*

You get reading glasses

*puts in an H*

You get a T.


*inserts cat *

you get a tail

*inserts a pig*

You get a cow.

*inserts cow*

you get a carton of milk

*inserts a peice of paper*

you get a piece of metal

*inserts hat*

You get a guitar


*inserts cap lock *

you get a chicken

*inserts egg*

you get a cow

*inserts shaq*

You get a crown!

inserts the number 7

you get a 15

*inserts a quadratic eguation*

You get a sad face :'(

*inserts the sun*

you get a supernova

*inserts a transformers dvd*

You get a spec of dust.


*inserts my computer*

you get an apple II

*insert LoTRO*

You get a wheel.

*inserts the letter X*

you get me! (X-DR55)

*inserts clock*

You get a bell.

*inserts a cow*

you get a dead rabbit

*inserts a car*

you get a wheel.

*inserts car*

you get a yacht

*insert galaxy*

you get a mast

*inserts chips*

You get a Zanpakuto!

*Inserts Hairpin*

you get a heart

*inserts skull*

You get it back, with the hairpin I inserted in it!

*Inserts pretty hairband*

wat do u guys do here?
just type random stuff 2 get random things out of a vending machine?

u get a sword
*inserts a hotdog*

you get a house

*inserts car*

Pretty much, but you don't have to double post, that's what an EDIT button is there for.

You get my Hairband!

*Inserts Hairbrush*

u get bomb
*inserts radioactive material*

*Ichigo side* You get an explosion in your face!

*Girl side* *Inserts a random tank-top from pile of clothes* What? It saves me having to do laundry and gives me an excuse to go shopping! *Ichigo and Blade side* *Mind Facepalm*

***!
r u gay, straight, or bi?
plz join the GSA nearest 2 u!
GSA=Gay, Straight Alliance
ok BOT
*rips tank top out & throws it on the ground*
how much hate do u have 4 me now!?

it's a joke dumbass. you didn't need to post that.

... Dude, it's part of a joke on BZP. And that was NOT on topic at all. And Haunter, that was not needed.

hyprgig's post wasn't either.

bot.

you get a cat

*inserts hotel*

wah :'(
u mean
u ruined my joke

You get a gun.

*Inserts laser*

... What joke?

you get a kitten

*inserts bullets*

he means where he asked if you were gay or bi

about u being gay

u get an EMP blaster
*inserts a landmine*

Didn't seem like a joke to me.

You receive an explosion blowing up the vending machine as a new one drops down.

*Inserts sock*

you get some money

*inserts bubbles*

*places EMP landmines around the vending machine linked 2 omega's & haunter's DNA*
hahahahahahahahahaha :D ;D

you have to insert something, you idiot.

you get a nuke on your head.

*inserts stick*

Dude, you don't do that, that's not how you play this... You should read the rules in the first post.

You get water pouring down your head.

*Inserts shoe*

yea
well
i get a super-soaker water gun
*inserts a garden hose*
btw i forgot 2 insert something

it's not what you get. it's what the poster above you gets

you get a twig

*inserts tree*

>> You don't get something back when saying * receives, the person who inserted something before you does.

You receive a laser!

*Inserts bomb*

Eh, Haunter got it.

well duh
everybody likes 2 pick on me
u get a balloon
*inserts an i-pod*

You receive a casing with the words "I-Pod" on it, and a million dollar gift card for only I-tunes songs!

*Inserts one of my spare MP3 players*

you get an orange

*inserts pineapple*

lets go w/ music
u receive a drum
*inserts a drum stix*

hmm... nope.

you get a rabbit

*inserts carrot*

u get a salad
*inserts veggies*

you get a lethal dose of strychnine

*inserts lead pipe*

u get a match
*inserts lighter fluid*

you get a needle

*inserts a chihuahua*

u get a water bottle
*inserts chinchilla*

you get a deck of cards

*inserts titmouse*

u get an active mine
*inserts dog poop :o*

you get dog **** in your pocket

*inserts mouse*

u get dog **** in ur underwear
*inserts cat *****

... Wouldn't that count under inappropriate stuff?

You get a Cat.

*Inserts a coin*

its not inappropriate
u get a mouse
*inserts hamster cage*

The concept of it can be considered... Maybe not the word, but the thing itself.

You get a Hampster XD

*Inserts Hamster Dance MP3*

u get yaoi manga
*inserts Inuyasha*

You get the Tetsuseiga.

*Inserts Sword*

You get tape.

*inserts Flame Thorwer*

u get Atari
*inserts a thrown Atari game*

You get a busted Atari game.

*Inserts N64*

u get leveled
*inserts a baseball bat*

You get hit in the head.

*Inserts Playstation*

u get punched in the ribs
*inserts PS2*

You get a huge explosions

*inserts LEGO message borads*

u get a hydrogen bomb that about 2 explode in 30 seconds
*inserts lego.com except 4 MLN site*

You get it all melted, except for the Exo-Force and Bionicle sections.

*Inserts melted LMBs*

u get it back all melted LMB's

*inserts Xbox*

You get a message saying: Sorry,Rahkshi8000 put this topic into the vending machine witch cause this topic to blow up.

*inserts staff list*

You get the calendar!


*inserts home button*

u get an invisible dog
*inserts Gamecube*

u get a crashed computer
*inserts Xbox 360*

you get a cow

*inserts a pen*

You get a watch.


*inserts My Lego Network*

You get a toaster!

*inserts fire*

u get a torch
*inserts a log*

You get splinters.

*Inserts Toa Tahu Mistika*

You get a pankcakes.


*inserts pig*

u get squirrel stew
*inserts a yo-yo*

You get a ball.

*inserts the letter G*

u get an Amish guy
*inserts a gun*

You get a bomb.


*inserts Car*

u get synthetic food [McDonald's]
*inserts a cannonball*

You get a Mistake-ah.(XD)

*Inserts Gali Mistika*

You get the mask of life.

*inserts sad face :(*

u get a MALE cat in heat

*inserts a female cat*

u get Raisin Bran cereal

*inserts a lego blaster rifle*

You get Spiderman.

*inserts a basketball*

You get a blanket.

*inserts the number 1*

You get nothing.   >:(::)

*inserts whoever gets to Rank Ten first*

you get me! ;D

*inserts a rock*

You get a smack on your head.

*inserts spiderman13*

u get put on death row

*inserts a worm*

you get a dog.


*inserts disc*

You get a Hordika disc!

*Inserts Halo 3 Legendary Master Chief helmet*

u get a Nintendo DS

*inserts my bro Joe*

you get a box

*inserts venom*

you get fairy dust

*inserts a cell phone*

You get base ball.

*inserts base ball*

you forgot to insert something R8! ;)

he gets nothing

*inserts a knife*

you get R8 in jail! ;D

*inserts a mouse*

You get a cat.

*Inserts MLNO Arcade*

You get a champion.

*inserts having to do Rank Six all over again*  :P

you get someone very mad

*inserts a peice of dirt*

You get mud.

*inserts a mad Chuck Norris*  :o

all of u ppl get the anti-MLNO person: Master

*inserts a grinder*

you get a peice of steak(don't let venom know :P )

*inserts annoying next door neighbors dog*

well, well, well...
u get the ravished, rabid dog

*inserts venom & R8* :P

You get X-DЯ55 and hyprgig


*inserts MLN*

you get Jimmy Lucas

*inserts a lego peice*

You get a ever bigger LEGO piece.
'

*inserts even bigger LEGO piece*

You get one of the Toa Mistika!

*Inserts Lewa Nuva*

You get Tahu Nuva!

*inserts Tahu Nuva*

You receive Gali Mistika!

*Inserts Onua's Kraakhan-like Pakari*

You get the Toa Miska again!

*inserts Toa Miska*

You get the Makuta Mistika!

*Inserts Gorast*

u get Omega & X-DR55

*inserts Legoland*

You get Bitil.

*Inserts Krika*

u get R8 :D
*inserts Subway*

You get a 5 foot long sub!

*Inserts Submarine*

u get a torpedo
*inserts angry Taco Bell dog(Chihuahua)

You get a German Shepard :P

*Inserts Russian Wolf-Hound*

u get ur mom
*inserts ur dad*

You get owned!

*Inserts ownage*

u get owned right back
*inserts a ninja 2 kill Omega(not really Omega)*

You get a beaten up ninja with a sword sticking out of it's stomach!

*Inserts Zanpakuto*

You get a tiny lego piece.

*Inserts macaroni and cheese*

oh... violence :o
u get me beating the snot out of Omega
*inserts a 4ft katana*

u get all the mods' hacked bodies
*inserts a mouse*

you get a rat

*inserts a 2x4*

You get fire.

*inserts fire*

you get ash

*inserts a red brick*

You get a Blue Brick!

*Inserts Yellow Brick*

You get a Green LEGO Brick!
 
*Inserts Purple LEGO Brick*

You get an Orange Lego Brick! :P

*Inserts White Lego Brick*

You get a Gray Brick!

*inserts Black Brick*

u get no brick
*inserts tv wired w/ explosives*

You get a bikini!

*inserts a used kleenex*

You get nothing!


*inserts the number 1680580532*

you get the number 5!
*inserts a used kleenex*

You get a pile of fudge.

*inserts dirt*

you get CRX in rank 0! :o

*inserts an apple*

You get a Apple Pie!


*inserts Rank 1*

You get a Crimson Apple!
*Inserts my little brother*

You get a pain your in your neck.


*my TV*

You get a "gigantic 12" screen". (Quote from the newer version of an old movie "Little Shop of Horrors")

*Inserts a bucket of old broken Bionicle pieces* (NOTE: All my pieces are in great condition and intact)

Lol!

you get Ab_Z picking his nose
*inserts  my older brother stuck in a pipeline*

*you get Hypr running for help*

Inserts Spiderman13 leaving for the summer*  :'(

You get:  :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

*Inserts Spiderman13 coming back in the fall*  :)

You get a bowl of throwup!
*inserts Hillary*

You get...nothing...

*inserts Crimson Apple*

You get a dead R8!
*inserts policeman*

You get  a granola bar!
*inserts 1 Orange LEGO brick*

You get 1 Black Brick. 8)

*Inserts 1 Blue Brick*

You get 1 white brick.  8)
*inserts 1 black brick*

You get a Lightsaber! :o

*inserts chewing gum*

You get a kiss from your grandma

*inserts $10 to my wallet*

You get an aunt. :P

*Inserts an uncle*

You get an angry Darth Vader. >:D

*Inserts Tie Fighter*

You get an angry Darth Vader challenging you to a lightsaber duel.

*inserts 100,000 hypnotic frequency machines*

You get a possessed Vladek under your power.

*inserts Cannibal Corpse album*

You get a box of matches.

*inserts chainsaw*

You get a black widow spider.

*inserts ice cream cone*

you get a knife

*inserts green haired kangaroo*

you get a collection of empty crisp packets

*inserts an evil mouse*

you get a possessed computer

*inserts spider*

You get a piece of lint.

*inserts plastic pellet*

YOU GET THE CAPS LOCK KEY.

*inserts Coca-Cola bottle*

..you get a penny. What a rip off! :D

*inserts a Lego Tree Module*

You get a rockfall.

*inserts my signature*

You get a message saying "Your sig is fail".

*inserts electric guitar*

You get the universe back against you.

*inserts a list of crude words*

You get banned.

*inserts a computer*

You get a virus.

*Inserts a burrito*

You get the missing peices.

*inserts a DVD*

You get a swirling mass of Galidor pieces.

*inserts credit card*

You get a Metallica T-Shirt showing a yellow skull with spiked clubs busted into it and below it reading "Damage Inc."

*inserts Intergalactic Cruiser Masterpiece*

You get Rank 0.
*inserts an elephant*

You get an angry random person.

*inserts this forum*

You get nwj234 pummeling the living heck out of you.

*inserts electric chair*

You get me eating a helpless and defenseless baby deer. Quite good too because of the spices I used.
*inserts your dad*

You get a banna boat icecream granola kowala chocolate monkey powa pwningz bar.

*Inserts a plastic flamingo*

You get an angry mother Gorilla

*inserts spectators to laugh the next poster*

You get a bunch of whipped spectators. 0:)

*inserts "pre-owned" (a.k.a. used) gum*

you get your thumb stuck in the insert slot.
*inserts arcade token*

You get the whipped spectators back along with an angry horde of rhinos.

*inserts a bail of rhino food*

You get an old dusty sludge metal album.

*inserts battle axe*

You get a Viking.

*inserts a dime*

You get a Black Brick

*inserts 200 Grey Bricks to me! No really!*

You get a Stone Golem... pummeling you.

*inserts duct tape*

You get a pet Ball lightning shocking the heck out of you.

*inserts 200 nails addressed to me*

You get some kind of monster.

*inserts hyprgig tied in chains*

You get tied up in chains by an angry Hypergig.

*inserts a water bug*

You get a tidal wave.

*inserts spiked club*

You get a dented vending machine.

*inserts a rocket game module*

You get Big Bertha.

*inserts a letter addressed to R8 with anthrax in it*

The next 10 posters get tied up by me.

*inserts a tranquillizer gun*

You get a letter saying "You're a failure".

*inserts St. Anger*

You get an angry Pikachu.

*inserts a dictionary*

You get Word Girl. What an unlucky situation... :P

*inserts old grunge album*

You get a dentis appointment

*Inserts a dentis appointment*

You get an H-bomb about to explode 1 mile above Earth's surface.
*inserts the detonator smashed*

You get an explosion.

*inserts corpse paint*

You get a room painted by the corpse paint.

*inserts the painters who did a ****** painting job*

You get a few buckets of paint, some brushes and a half-eaten sandwich.

*inserts Pepsi can*

You get a dead mouse on Viagra.

*inserts Viagra*

You get an army of zombie mice.

*inserts broken screwdriver*

You get the dead army of mice back, but on Viagra.

*inserts a taco*

You get a box of spicy taco sauce.

*inserts headphones*

You get a broken I-pod.

*inserts a quesadila*

You get bad breath.

*inserts spicy pizza*

You get greasy pepperoni.

*inserts broken R2-D2 replica robot*

You get jalepanos.

*inserts a beaner (Mexican person)*

You get a sombrero, a spicy burrito, a half-eaten bag of nachos and a cup of taco sauce with chili peppers in it.

*inserts chart*

You get Bingo (the dog) on fire.

*inserts a cat*

You get a warm fur coat carried by the cat. ;D

*inserts glue*

You get glue in your hair.

*inserts a broken pair of clippers*

You get a snapped wire.

*inserts motorcycle*

You get a bomb with a lit fuse.

*inserts a lighter*

You get a flashlight and two broken batteries.

*inserts acoustic guitar*

You get VTP's dead body.
*inserts the murder weapon*

You get my ghost suffocating the living daylights out of you.

*inserts rope, tape and R8*

you get the ghost back.
*inserts my fist hitting VTP*

You get salsa in your face.

*inserts myself*

You get VTP fed through a meat grinder.
*inserts myself looking like a mobster with my realatives*

You get the mafia throwing bowling balls at you.

*inserts note to hyprgig saying "You're a foo fighter".*

You get the mafia (my relatives) trowing **** at VTP.
*inserts a fly*

You get a mutated mosquito.

*inserts barrels of hot water*

You get my famous rabbit stew.
*inserts 10 rabbit pelts*

You get a chocolate bar

*Inserts $1*

You get a can of Dr. Pepper.

*inserts Dr. Feelgood*

You get Hersheys, Pennsylvania.

*inserts a Hershey bar*

You get a chocolate factory.

*inserts dungeon*

You get a wooden shield.
*inserts an iron cast sword*

you get a bow
*insets a lampshade*

You get an electric heater.
*inserts a walrus*

You get a punch in the stomach

*Inserts wallet*

You get a beating that is an inch from death.

*inserts a blackjack (the weapon, not the game)*

You get somebody attacking you with the blackjack.

*inserts a creepy alien music record*

You get VTP's mom in a seductive mood.
*inserts a finger*

You get a synthesizer smashed in your face. 8)

*inserts tentacles*

You get killed, ran over, tortured, and debowled.
*inserts all the tools needed and a warthog from Halo 3*

You become a rotten corpse.

*inserts monster truck*

You get VTP's dad in a seductive mood. (****, run the other way! :o)

*inserts some male enhancement"

You get sleeping pills.

*inserts a cup of coffee*

You get decaf coffee because you angered the coffee gods.
*inserts coffee creamer*

You get whip cream.

*inserts Empire981*

You get chocolate pie with moose (dessert topping)
*inserts myself*

You get eaten by a dragon.

*inserts bucket of lake water*

You get pooped out of the dragon.
*inserts a pooper scooper*

You get an ice cream cone.

*inserts donut*

You get a hamburger, but with no bread or condiments.
*inserts angry mob of people*

You get broken pitchforks and torches.

*inserts claw hammer*

You get ran over by a Scorpion Tank from Halo 3.
*inserts the dead angry mob*

You get rotten corpses and a broken screwdriver.

*inserts metal orb*

you get a your foot crushed by the metal orb

*inserts an ottoman*

You get all the hacked accounts retrieved and Nave destroyed.

*inserts broken snare drum*

You get a spiked lightsaber.

*inserts old Black Sabbath recording*

You get 2 malfunctioning droids who fight over every little thing.

*inserts VTP's least favorite relative*

You get Criss Angel.

*inserts a forum ad*

You get Cake, but it's left over from yesterday's birthday...

*inserts left over lumber from rank 2*

You get bark chips.

*Inserts fire flower*

gets tons more leftover lumber...(lol i got 602 logs still) :P

*inserts LEGO bricks*

gets 602 beavers!

Inserts leftover honey pots...

Gets leftover honey pies.

*inserts fake money*

gets fake trip to mars

*inserts old sneaker*

get's a brand new TV

Inserts totemic Owl

Gets another shield!

*Inserts bike tire*

Gets Monster truck...
(i'm 2 shields away from rank 9... :D)

Inserts Echo...

Gets Pablot-G8.

*Inserts brickster bot*

Gets Junkbot

inserts Boba Fett..

Gets a clone


Inserts light saber

Gets a plastic knife that won't hurt anyone.

*inserts sonic screwdriver*

gets hammer

inserts rank 5 masterpiece...

gets grand  mansion  with a sweeping view ..

Inserts Capt Reynolds AND Bob Skull..

Gets the Lego Factory Space Theme Set....

Inserts all Rank 5 Pet Modules...

Gets an error message and chewed up pet modules

inserts quarter

Gets chicken soup

Inserts homework,,,

gets a textbook...

inserts lost space probe

Gets ambushed!!!

Inserts  m&m's

gets nothing but you hear strange munching noises inside the machine...

inserts Wall Street

Gets catastrophe!

Inserts ipod

Gets zune.

Inserts brickmaster badge

Gets nothing!! Brickmaster badge dney.

Inserts Mask of Light

Gets hat of darkness.

Inserts my phone

Gets lump of plastic


Inserts  pile of leaves from yard

Gets grass that is red, orange, yellow, and brown.(hey, it's fall anyways)

Inserts Linkin Park's album Minutes To Midnight

Gets parade music album

Inserts cookie

Gets moldy crabby patty


Inserts broken light saber

Gets the pistol Obi-Wan used to kill General Grievous. (so uncivilized)

Inserts a giant potato

Gets big bag of chips!

Inserts 6 left over beavers...

Gets one very intelligent Treason Beaver(uh oh, that can't be good).

Inserts Uno cards...

Gets UNO Free Fall

Inserts unfinished homework ( UH..the vending machine ate it)

Gets a big fat F   on the homework. (oops)

Inserts Plankton

Gets Brine Shrimp

Inserts slice of Pizza

*burps* Gets crust of pizza

Inserts C3PO

hears horrible grinding noise...
gets Wookiee


Inserts Crystal Skull

Gets regular skull.

Inserts Earth

Gets totemic animal parts.

Inserts overdue library book...

Gets -1 dollar bill.

Inserts arcade token.

gets a cuddly teddy bear

inserts old cellphone

Gets the same old stuff


Inserts single tennis shoe, old and stinky.

You get a pair of smelly shoes!

*Inserts $1000 bill*

Gets nothing...it has been redistributed!


Inserts millstone.

you get a swarm of angry bee's!

*inserts new Taylor Swift album*

gets front row tickets yo a live preformance!

Puts in cold breakfast cereal

gets a hot donut  :D

*inserts water*

Gets a bucket of hydrogen and oxygen molecules.

Inserts Voukor's avvie.

gets a bucket of colored pixels

*inserts Shredtopia*

Gets a piece of paper that says 'what?!?'

*inserts moldy birthday cake*

Gets Jas765

*Inserts Obi-wan-BRADobi*

Gets a piece of paper that says 'why not?!?'


Inserts day old pizza

Gets brand new pizza that I'm about to eat in 20 minutes.

Inserts Imeagno21.

gets a spot on the top 10 soundtrack

*inserts mouse*

gets 5 tons of insect repellent

*insert wallet*

The machine explodes!   :o :o :o

*moves to a new machine and inserts 2,500 tons of non-dairy creamer and a lit match*

gets a sign that says "BOOM!!!" with a picture of an explosion after 3 sec. of waiting. :P

*Inserts a bottle of water*

gets a sign saying, "that was anticlimactic."

*inserts TNT*

Gets signs that says " BOOM"


Inserts nerf ball burp gun

gets the Cookie (get that cookie NOW!)

*inserts nanites*

Gets assimilated!

*Inserts 6 week old  french fry from corner of rental car floor*

Gets a picture of a fresh french fry falling onto the rental car floor.

*inserts moldy tomato*

attacks everything

*put in disney world starwars pins*

starts hitting people

*puts in gold*

Receives Mask of Light

*Inserts my Avatar*

- Grr... Venom posted before I did...

starts attacking friends aaaahhhh

*puts in glass*

*it gets lost*

*puts in $2*

tells the cops who put it in

*puts in legos*

gets duplos

*inserts LMB*

get paper made from other paper

*puts in a vote for president*

gets "change"

*inserts CD*

puts the cd's song on computer

*puts in hug*

I go insane.

*puts in an empty coke bottle*(teehee)

gets mad because there is nothing in it

*put in a awesome coke*

drinks it

*puts in a piece of paper with something written on it*

the vending machine hits stupendous for what he put in the note

*puts in $25*

Takes the money  ;D

*Puts in another note with something on it*

the vending machine hits stupendous again for what he put in the note

*put in chips*

Chip comes out... OOOH BBQ  :P

*puts in a big jar of nothing*

take the jar and uses it

*put in a battle*

o.O a battle?

*Leaves the battle in there for the next person who comes along*

wins the battle....

*puts in {502}venom312*

Gets Green Cream Cheese

* Inserts ALL 2008 Campaign Ads*

put 1/2 in the trash and the other put them up

*puts in numbers*

gets crunched numbers

*inserts MLNO*

gets ONLM


*inserts hacker*

hackers help me get some codes:) lol jk

*puts in computer*

gets an iPod touch

*inserts snow*

has a blast


*put in oil*

gets a car (which he already has)

*inserts transparent brick*

gets rank 10 alright

*puts in gas*

gets a overly huge bill and not full tank

*inserts date-nut cake*

does not like so...

*inserts date-nut cake again*

gets a 20 pound turkey

*inserts Zac Efron*

i learn how to dance

*puts in me;)*

gets an adorable little puppy awwww

*inserts watermellon*

give it to someone who loves it


*puts in God*

*vending machine explodes because it can't contain God*

*puts in HSM 3: Senior Year*

Vending Machine starts dancing

*Puts in jaws movies*

a big jagged chunk of the vending machine floats away...

*inserts the neighbors dog*

barks like crazy at my house

*puts in 7's*

Gets Hyrule Field Map


* Inserts Toxic Waste* (This was 2Mak07's suggestion)

takes it and put in a safe area for 10 years them takes it out to get rid of it the right way:)

*puts in smiles*

gets back smilies


*puts in  Nebular Crystals *

i gets a item i needed

*puts in clicks*

*gets on top ten*

*inserts chocolate pie*

Gets empty pie pan... yum.


* Inserts the socks 2Mak07 left under the couch *

*gets a dust bunny* lol

*inserts size 11 working shoes*

*gets my cramping foot, saying, "I thought this was a 12!"*

*inserts flattened watermelon*

starts throwing it around

*puts in r8*

Gets Intergalactic Cruiser, yet I'm not Rank 10 :P

*inserts Gadunka*

win all bionicle games..

*puts in terror*

gets Black :)

*inserts laptop*

Gets worlds first virus immune computer!

*Inserts moldy 8 track tape of Led Zeppelin*

put it in the trash

*put in trash*

HUH??? did you mean "GETS trash??" instead of put it in the trash??


~Gets slop


*Puts in Pumpkin Pie*

gives it to my dad and mom

*puts in free phones*

Gets a monster fan and blows me away from my laptop.

*inserts a turkey rebelling Thanksgiving* <-- Even though it's late

Gets turkey soup, turkey sandwiches, turkey hash.........

*Inserts National Debt*

You get many hours of reading enjoyment.


*Inserts intelligent brick*

You get a ball of crumpled metal.


*Inserts fruitcake*...must hide it somewhere...

gets it sent back to her (fruitcake is nasty...)

*inserts leftovers from Thursday*

eats all the stuff thats still good:)

*puts in yams*

the machine rejects them, spewing them all over you!

*inserts napkins*

cleans up the mess

*puts in games*

gets an Xbox 360 ;)

*inserts keyboard*

gets an old fashioned computer - REALLY big!

*inserts Nintendo Wii*

gets a huge bill from Tom Nook :P

*inserts water*

Drinks the water

*puts in 360*

Gets a confused machine


* puts in leftover veggies from Thanksgiving Dinner*

does not like then and give then to the cats

*puts in cats*

hey Venom, you're supposed to say what the person GETS...  ::)  ;D

You get Fleas


*Puts in 17 honey pies*

eat one the gives everyeone on lego a piece of the pie

*puts in rolling eyes*

gets eyes rolling the other way around

*inserts a bowl containing mashed potatoes*

Machine becomes confused and little curls of smoke can be seen... no one has used this document in years...
But wait... wait...
You get a Nation that is thinking again.


* Inserts book of Thomas Jefferson Quotes*

You get a Red Runner!


* Inserts a Death Star*

Gets zapped into an alternate universe.

Inserts Super Mario Galaxy

Gets captured by Browser!

*inserts Resseti, the annoying mole and Animal Crossing*

Gets an Assist Trophy for Resetti.  (I hate that assist trophy SO much it's not even funny!)

Inserts Super Smash Bros Brawl

gets a fireball thrown at him :P

*inserts mario*

Gets Wario.

*inserts every Super Mario Galaxy enemy (Major Burrows, Dino Piranha Plant, Bowser, etc.)* 

Because I don't know who Koji is, the machine rejects it.

*inserts R8's angry female Combee*

Gets warm fuzzies.

*Inserts Declaration of Independence*

puts it in a safe please 

*puts in legos*

gets lots of toys..

*outs in letters*

You get words
* Inserts snowboarding bibs and parka*

go buys some gum

*puts in used gum*

you get another cavity :o

*inserts black thing found in bottom of fridge*

gets it our of the house in the trash

*puts in rats*

gets an earful of screaming when they run into the kitchen! ;D

*inserts clicks*

Gets rAnk 10

(puts in rank 10)

gets a load of transparent bricks

*puts in rice*

eats the rice hmmmm thats good

*puts in steak*

Makes a model from it

*puts in mlno*

You get MLNO SUPREME

* inserts Drumstick from LEGO Advent Calendar*

gets a surprise from it today

*inserts coffee*

drinks it and jumps around everywhere

*puts in math*

Venom, what did she GET?????


Gets confused


* puts in game instructions from page 1*

oh ok i...ok...

you get the game to the instructions

*puts in Young people*

You get a youth group!!

*Puts in 50 tires from MLN*

you get cars

*puts in window glass*

You get an Attorney General.


* Inserts  Christopher Dodd *

You get another guy.

*Inserts Ryuusei no Rockman 3: Black Ace*

You get a blown up machine.

* Inserts iPod *

You get an iMac.

*Inserts watch*

you get the watch back

*puts in Cats*

Gets old bell type alarm clock!


* inserts Burton snowboard boots*

Gets snowboad

*puts in dogs*

you get lots of toys

*Puts in red*

you get an angry bull

*inserts sleep*

you get a lot of rest

*puts in awake*

you get jolted by a taser

*inserts bucket*

you get splashed

*puts in gs*

you get banned

*inserts empty bucket*

You get a bucket of water!

*Inserts Ichigo(A protesting Ichigo, but Ichigo none-the-less =P)*

you get more riddles

*inserts towel*

You get a fork!(Random things yay =P)

*Inserts a Zanpakutou*

um, gets a book saying what that is?

*inserts book saying what that is*

gets i dont know

*puts in swords*

gets a shield

*inserts dog*

gets puppy love


*Puts in screens form conputers*

gets broken glass

*inserts frog*

gets a snack

*puts on you*

gets in trouble

*inserts watermellon*

you get a snack you love

*puts in words*

You get a post!

*Inserts Zangetsu*

you get game

*puts in lego starwars*

You get a real Tie Fighter.

*Inserts Lewa*

You get a Lego puddle of frozen water =P

*Inserts Spiriah*

you get the welcome screen

*puts in clicks*

Gets a page on the top ten.

*inserts a cow*

you get steak

*puts in raw steak*

Gets look at new Universe

*Inserts original print of West Side Story*

you get a book

*puts in stuff*

You get a dictionary.


*Puts in Astroturf*

you get grass


*puts in rank 11*

you get a headache from all the bricks you have to have :P

*inserts snow*

you get a great Christmas

*puts in Christmas*

You get peace on earth and goodwill to all.

* Inserts brioken wood stove*

you get a fixed wood stove


*puts inhome cooked meal*

You get a well-done meal, and I eat it up, until the bowl is licked clean.

*inserts trash from the meal*

you get slime from the trash all over you

**puts in megaman*

gets an Assist Trophy from Super Smash Bros Brawl with Megaman inside.

*puts in a Smash Ball*

you get smashed

*puts in 360*

gets 036 >.>

*inserts slime from meal*

you get a bad smell

*puts in wii*

gets Kiwi


* Inserts Eggnog *

Gets an egg dropped on your noggin.

*inserts Red letter day*

You get your name in lights.

* Inserts Cocoa *

Gets chocolate on my mouth. ::)

*inserts macbook pro*

You get a loose leaf notebook!

* Inserts tangled string of Christmas lights *

you get untangled lights

*puts in 2nd degree black belt*

Gets a white belt.

*inserts cookie*

you get the crumbs

*puts in my name*

you get a smaller banner!

* Inserts Christmas List*

you get toys

*puts in lego's*

You get anything you can imagine!

* Inserts old joke book*

you get new joke book


*puts in funny joke*

you get a pointless saying!

*inserts new badge*

you get new things
(puts in rank 1)

You get stung by a bee!


* Inserts snowball *

you get snow fight

*puts in all lego ranks*

You get MLNO

* Inserts Reindeer *

you get a red light from his nose


*puts in God's love*

You get the reason for Christmas


* Inserts Candy Cane*

This is a beautiful legend of the candy cane. 
 http://www.angelrays.com/fla/legend.html (http://www.angelrays.com/fla/legend.html)

you get a good treat

*puts in tree*

You get a lot of pine needles down your back!

*Inserts the Reason for the Season (Jesus)*

you get God's love:)

*puts in Gods Son*

Gets Joy


*Inserts Christmas Cookie*

you get some of mj awesome awesome cookies

*puts in lights*

Gets 2 bags of coal.

*inserts a spoiled, naughty person*

you get strings

(puts in God's grace)

You get $5

*insert over 10 lego sets over $10*

gets R8000.

*Inserts Dudebot*

Gets a Pokemon Trainer!

*inserts Rudolph the Green Nosed Reindeer*

Gets NeoBlademanSeedCross

*Inserts flipz*

Here we go again...

*gets Rudolph*

*inserts Rahkshi8000*

Gets Santa


* Inserts Blade*

gets a talking sword that sounds suspiciously like Blade... :o ::)

*inserts the three episodes of Mines of Doom that are STILL waiting for approval*

You get to wait!!


* Inserts piece of plum pudding  ( bread pudding)*

The machine burps and compliments you on your cooking.

*Inserts the INSANE number of ships Treecleaver has made for the LU Creation Lab.*

Gets an INSANE numbe of airplanes

*Inserts McDonalds*

gets fat


* inserts scraps of wrapping paper *

you get trash

*puts in Christmas*

gets Matthew 1-2 and Luke 1-2.

inserts "The Mines of Doom"

You get...The Mines of Dooms back.

*inserts himself in*

You get twisted, spindled and mutilated.


* Inserts 3 ornaments the dog knocked off the tree but did not break ( good boy)*

You get a cannon... dropped on you.

*inserts nitrous oxide set*

Gets an explosion

*inserts slinky*

get a toy


*puts in broken mln*

You got a demented and deformed version of Echo that shouts "I am destruction."

*inserts a yellow pumpkin bomb*

you get splattered with 5 hour old pumpkin

*inserts Dr. B*

you get a awesome drink

*puts in 12 cans of cola*

You get rotted teeth!

*Inserts last day of 2008*

you get one of my sisters b day presents

*puts in 2009*

You get a 2009-year old demon that wreaks havoc. >:D

*inserts can of shark repellent*

Gets a bunch of hungry sharks

*inserts pie*

You get a jelly gun that fires at you.

*inserts paintbrush*

you get paint

*puts in gold*

You get a shiny golden mask.

*inserts broken Nintendo 64*

You get a Gamecube.

*Inserts posts counting here*

You get 10$.

*inserts false image of an Xbox 720*

you get an angry mob

*inserts pin*

You get sawdust.

*inserts '50s blues record*

you become very sad

*inserts paper*

you get a essay

*puts in all the stuff i have to do in school*

You get your homework done, your schoolwork for the week done, extra A grades on your report card... and broken pencils and pens as well as a backpack ripped in half.

*inserts Resident Evil 4 for PS2*

gets $.05 recycling payback

* Inserts ray of sunshine*

You get SPAM


* Inserts 6 Star Wars movies*

you get awesome movies

*puts in websites*

You get a top secret internet organization bet on making it the world's one and only info source.

*inserts the original album cover of Slayer's Christ Illusion album*

you gets God's work

*puts in typing*

You get words.


* Inserts last candy cane *

you get a great treat

*puts in legos*

You get a lifetime of entertainment.


* Inserts deck chair *

you get a place to sit

*puts in a deck of cards*

You become a poker champ.

*inserts cyanide*

you get chemical compound

*puts in computers*

You get the Elk Cloner virus.

*inserts rusty circuit board*

you get dust

*puts in bandsaw*

You get a buzz saw.

*inserts black death*

you are dead

*puts in this game*

You get a garage band

*inserts a dead kiwi bird*

you get dead pet

*puts in movies*

You get sponsored links.

*inserts an Atari 2600*

you get old system

*puts in off topic*

you get an extra post!

*inserts ebay*

you get a lot of money

*puts in disney pins*

You get a sewing job contract.

*inserts hitman*

you get hit :P

*inserts hay*

you get feed

*pits in bags*

you get... more bags

*inserts door*

You get nothing.

*inserts dust*

you get a dust bowl

*inserts bottle*

You get a message


* Inserts sword fragment *

You get... a new badge

*inserts thornax*

you get soup

* inserts red pearls *

you get a red pearl neckless

*puts in kitt*

You get a stock Mustang GT back.

*inserts Venom's dinosaur thingy*

you get my stuff

*puts in your transparent bricks*

Receives nothing for I have no transparent bricks!

*Inserts MLNO*

you get a awesome site to be remember

*puts in your future transparent bricks*

Gets rank 9 and 10

*inserts $100,000,000,000,000,000,000*

you are rich

*puts in games*

*receives fun!*

*Inserts Happiness*

you get happy

*puts in websites*

you get  the internet

*inserts pie*

you get a treat

*puts in science*

you get a headache >:(

Reveives nothing, for you inserted nothing!

*Inserts Thanksgiving*

You get leftovers!

* Inserts one transparent brick *

Gets a refund, I can't see it.

*Puts in emoticons*

Gets people crying, laughing, smiling, thinking, etc., etc., etc.

*Inserts a computer*

You get BSoD

*Inserts Pac-Man*

Gets Mac-Pan

*inserts ATV*

Gets VTA.

*inserts reply button*

You live the last ten seconds of your life over and over and over and over and over again.

*inserts a keyboard*

You get a mouse.

*inserts food*

You get smashed potato chips..


* Inserts Thornax stew *

Gets ancient spear.

*inserts neb*

you get rank nine!

*inserts brown lego bricks*

Gets red lego bricks.

*inserts mini set*

Gets Advent Calendar

* Inserts Bag of Carrots *

Gets rabbits.

*inserts broccoli*

Gets Quiche


* Inserts Turnips *

Gets onions.

*inserts =P*

Gets =P =P =P =P =P =P =P =P

*inserts  0:) *

Gets  >:D

*inserts minifig*

gets the minifig's signature

*inserts a vending machine*

Gets chocolate bar.

*inserts padlock*

gets key to ton goo( keetongu, a bionicle)

enters the key to ton gu

gets tongu

Inserts Pie

Gets cheese

*inserts Cheese*

you get gas

*puts in mythbusters*

Gets an explosion

*inserts top gear*

you get the best of the best stuff

*puts in T rated games*

Gets E-rated games.

Inserts SPAM

you get deleted posts

*puts in mods*

Gets authority

Inserts LMBs

you get LMB people


*puts in legoman*

Gets Mega hopeless Block man.

*Inserts Time*

You get a sundial


* Inserts mega blechs *

The machine refuses to take them!

*Inserts the combo story project thing that MSRR started*

you get a great project

*puts in science project*

you get school!

*Inserts the letter Q*

you get words that start with Q

*puts in starwars legos*

Gets Star wars video game.

*inserts Power Miners*

you get lego set

*puts in MLNO*

You get awesomeness in the form of a website!

*inserts pi*

you get 3.14159265

*puts in starwars*

Gets awesomeness

*inserts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, and 20*

you get numbers

*puts in movies*

Gets entertainment

*Inserts ?*

Get question mark cookie

*inserts a mouse*

Gets a cat with a mouse tail hanging out of its mouth.

*inserts Oranges*