Get that cookie NOW!

[Saturn2.0]

I attempt to take the cookie from the boards, but desintegrate. I try again, this time, the mods kill me using lock-down powers. I try again once again, but I melt. The next time, I wear a mod-suit, find it in a locked archives topic, take the cookie, and leave.

-Mod-suit exclusive to planet accounts.

[Ddude The Insane]

Choice 1
I take a deep breath and dive into the spam. I use The Force to pull it from your hand,but i pull too hard,and the cookie SNAP!s in half. Gasping for breath,i run out of the LMBs as fast as i can,and as i narrowly escape,i collapse to the ground.

Choice 2(picked)
Being the whole Universe,i am able to acess a mod suit. I shoot you with a tranquilizer dart,and snatch the cookie away. I then send out my Feraligatr,which uses Hyper Beam and destroys Saturn.

[Saturn2.0]

Unfortunately, Mata-nui was proved by scientists today, he is only a myth, and you are not the whole universe.

-You were attacking a decoy, and I appear, and fire at you with my SPAM gun, and you are left on the ground, spamified, and I take the cookie.

[Trijhak]

Mata-nui was proved by scientists today, he is only a myth, and you are not the whole universe.

You'll be shocked this summer...

I wear an Anti-Spam suit, exclusive to Beings of Great Power. I eat the room you are in, and take the cookie. I then hide it within...


THE NONEXISTANT CLUB PAGES

[mtmerrick]

i pull the cookie out of the club pages through my freind Mac552's club page.

i have the cookie!

*eats a choclate chip* 

*makes the cookie white choclate, and i start drooling*

* a drop of drool lands on the cookie*



*the cookie is raised towards my mouth.................                      *




to be continued if no one postes

[Trijhak]

But then, I jump out of you randomly, shocking you and I ready my Shock Cannon! The cookie is flipped up into the air, into my hands! I aim the Shock Blaster anywhere and run off, ensuing in...

[mtmerrick]

and you trip on a rock i created with me elemental stone power.

@ MT - i thought we were allies?

[Trijhak]

Yes, two of us, One cookie.... I MUST GET THE COOKIE!

*Talkes cookie out of your hands, and shreds it up, while screaming:


I AM A P4R4D0X OF SOMETHING

[mtmerrick]

dude. i can make more cookies with my staff of artaka powers.

let's team up, and i'll break it in half and make it 2 cookies, completely whole.

[Trijhak]

Noooo this has strayed away from the original parts

I hurl a cookie away

The Cookie is now in space

[Ddude The Insane]

I am space. I transport the cookie to Makuta Miserex in his painting and the cookie is secure.

[mtmerrick]

um, ok.

[Ddude The Insane]

No one shall have the cookie. defending it is crucial. I guard it with my life. You shall never have a crumb of the Mighty Cookie of Greatness.Tremble at its name!

Who bolded that?! I did  not ccommand it to be bold! Although it IS more dramatic.....=jk,i did bold it.

[Saturn2.0]

I activate a black hole, which sucks you and the cookie in, after going past the event horizon, I jump in the alternative universe, take it from you, and find a white hole, which takes me to this universe. The white hole then disappears, and you are stranded without contact. I approach the cookie towards my mouth....

[mtmerrick]

dude you need to learn some basic quantum physics.

a black hole sucks things from this universe into another.

the stuff is emmitted through a whiite hole in he other universe.

if you went through a black hole, then you got emitted through a white hole. to get back, you need to find a black hole with the same quantum resonance as your home universe.

which, BTW, is much easier said than done.

[Saturn2.0]

Sorry, I forgot jumping into a black hole, will take you somewhere, and you emerge from the white hole (the same funnel really).

-Anyways, *approaches cookie towards mouth*

[mtmerrick]

*knocks cookie out of our hand*

*shoots at cookie w/ midak skyblaster*

[Maplen13]

*knocks cookie out of our hand*

*shoots at cookie w/ midak skyblaster*

Right before mtmerrick shoots the cookie, I threw diamond in front of the cookie reflecting the balster back to mtmerrick. Then I went to a wormhole, into a parallel universe, where I rule with Alien bodyguards from "war of the words" and the U.S Military of navy, marines, and nuclear arsenal in my fingertips. I also clogged all time warping, portholes, wormhles, blackholes, to my universe. Then I put forcefields around a 10 meter space around me then I checked the docters telling me it isn't a dream and that I have the cookie, I also have chuck norris, and bruce lee, jackie chan. And Before I took the cookie, I froze EVERYONE IN THE VICINITY(Area) And disabled timewarping, and brought the  military beside my side, and that I checked they wouldn't betray me, as well as my alien bodygaurds. I put the cookie in a safe in a room with auto machine gunes, protected sensors, lava filled rooms, electrified cornors, made of DIAMOND, and made sure THERE WAS'NT ANY VENTS AND The cookie safe IS INSIDE MY ROOM, IN MY UNIVERSE.

[mtmerrick]

you need to do better than that..

*melts myself out of the ice with plasma*

*uses botar's power to phase out of one location/universe into another*

*goes intangible and walks right thorugh the force feild*

*i adgust my density so that i'm invunerable and walk throught the machine gun lined hallway, unharmed*

*the lava & electicty do not affect me either*

*when i see the motion sensors, i shapeshift into a dust mite, and use the power of the mask of speedto go over to the cookie instantly.*

* i go out the same way i went in, keeping the cookie invisible*


and you don't even know........AAAGGGGGGGH! stepped on a motion decetor!

*freeses time*

*runs out of there like lightining*

* hops back to my own universe*

* assembles my super-space armada to protect me and TEH COOKIE!!!!!!

[Ddude The Insane]

Man,i'll never get the cookie! Hey,what does this button do.....?


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|DOOM|                                   
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WARNING! This button rewinds time! it could cause a hitch in the time/space continuim and cause a giant explosion! You Blockhead! Don't touch that! Are you even reading this! Button make big boom-boom! It could cause an infinite time lop! You'll keep living your life over and over again! It might even change existence! Some people might not be born! No! Get away you idiot! NOOOOOOO!!!!!

*presses button*
*cookie is stopped from being invented*