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« on: June 18, 2009, 03:05:27 pm »

 Cheesy Welcome to the MLN Joke Contest Cheesy!
Here you can enter the joke contest and win great prizes!
INFO:
1. To enter you must pay 4 clicks to B43enjami7n's page.
2. I will judge the jokes to see which is the funniest two weeks from now.
3. All jokes must be entered by June 30th
4. There will be prizes

Prizes:
1st Place: 1 CSU and 15 clicks
2nd Place: One totemic animal of your choice plus 40 thornax
3rd Place: 40 clicks

Rules:
Joke must be appropiate (no swear words, etc.)
Jokes can be as long as you want
Do not steal anyone else's jokes.
Jokes do not have to be about lego or MLN
Have fun




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Incorrect, I for one, can honestly say say, I'm just a large sandwich, that loves Lego and has a vision or two....
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2009, 09:37:53 pm »

But I love LEGO Grin!
-Is it ok to scatter the four clicks?

Joke:

Hakann: Hey Zaktan, I'm faster than the calculator!
Zaktan: Do you mean by running or solving a problem?
Vezok: I didn't think he'd do both.
Hakann: Will you get out of here, I mean I can solve problems faster.
Avak: So you can't run faster than a calculator?
*Hakann throws Avak down the elevator shaft*
Zaktan: What's 2+2?
Hakann: 42!
Zaktan: You're wrong.
Hakann: I said I was faster, I didn't say I would be acurate!
Vezok: You mispelled accurate.
*Vezok is put in the freezer*
Hakann: Aneewon else wanto currect mee?
Zaktan: ......I think Reidak wants to correct you.
Reidak: What?
*Reidak is put in the mailbox,...to China*
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My discord is wwolf94 if you'd like to find me there.

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I like how Saturn posted that like 30 seconds later. Therefore he prepared that image beforehand. My conclusion: he's a man with a plan. A schemer.
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« Reply #2 on: June 19, 2009, 08:19:47 am »

Cheesy Welcome to the MLN Joke Contest Cheesy!
Here you can enter the joke contest and win great prizes!
INFO:
1. To enter you must pay 4 clicks to B43enjami7n's page.
2. I will judge the jokes to see which is the funniest two weeks from now.
3. All jokes must be entered by June 30th
4. There will be prizes

Prizes:
1st Place: 1 CSU and 15 clicks
2nd Place: One totemic animal of your choice plus 40 thornax
3rd Place: 40 clicks

Rules:
Joke must be appropiate (no swear words, etc.)
Jokes can be as long as you want
Do not steal anyone else's jokes.
Jokes do not have to be about lego or MLN
Have fun

NOTE: I have PMed Absolute Zero he told me to post the topic first.




i payed, heres my joke.


darth vader once strangled his officer cause the sprinkles on his sundae were facing north.        officer ---> :-[
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« Reply #3 on: June 19, 2009, 11:22:03 am »

Why is North a bad thing?
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I like how Saturn posted that like 30 seconds later. Therefore he prepared that image beforehand. My conclusion: he's a man with a plan. A schemer.
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« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2009, 02:40:28 pm »

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« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2009, 02:45:12 pm »

Thank you.
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« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2009, 01:18:08 am »

Skrall goes into the Bara Manga Cafe to get a piece of fish found in the bionicle river, for the first time. Skrall found the fish really good to eat and said, " Hm....This fish is good! I'll surely come back next time."

A week passed. Skrall comes to the Bara Manga Cafe to get the same meal, but this time, the fish tasted bad.

Skrall said to Vorox, the not-so-clever waiter, "Uhmm Vorox, the fish is not as good as last time's."
Vorox thought and replied, "That's strange. It's from the same fish from last week's!"



Oh yeah, I forgot to say, I paid.
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« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2009, 04:19:42 pm »

Paid.

Q.How many minifigs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A.Why would anyonne want a minifig to screw in a lightbulb?
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« Reply #8 on: June 30, 2009, 12:07:52 pm »

Note: To all, not enough jokes have came in so I will extend the contest for another week and if nobody enters I will end it. Sorry.
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« Reply #9 on: August 11, 2009, 08:16:19 pm »

is it too late? i paid so here is my joke
 
Q what do you call a cow with no legs??

A Ground beef!
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« Reply #10 on: September 07, 2009, 02:59:14 am »

is it too late? i paid so here is my joke
 
Q what do you call a cow with no legs??

A Ground beef!
That's bad eh and really old, just kidding, here's my entry...

and I paid to our buddy's page..

It's not a joke, it's a saying, so I'll loose, oh well

"please God-if you can't make me thin...

make my friends fat"
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2009, 09:52:28 am »

Note: To all, not enough jokes have came in so I will extend the contest for another week and if nobody enters I will end it. Sorry.

Here! I'll post one!

OK, so there's three Minifigs going for a walk in the desert on a hot summer's day. The first Minifig brings a bottle of water and says, "If I get too hot I can drink water to cool me down." the second brings a fan to keep himself cool, and the third brings a car door. The others ask why, and without hesitation, the third minifig says "Well... if it gets to hot then I'll wind down the window"! Cheesy

Not great, however it's my best attempt on a classic joke. 0:)
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