MsRowdyRedhead
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« on: March 04, 2010, 02:47:01 am » |
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Our world has been wracked by an epidemic of sleeplessness. There are many factors which trigger this dastardly plaque; some economic, some emotional. Perhaps it's to our benefit to list some of the little things we can do in our everyday lives to battle this scourge which science has labeled "insomnia".
Instead of counting sheep, count virtuous politicians. Watch incessant reruns of LRC races. Count duplicate topics on the LMB's Count duplicate posts on the LMB's See who many times you can see the same question answered on the LMB's Drink Postum Start your very own lint collection Compose lists of insomnia antidotes.
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« Reply #1 on: March 04, 2010, 04:48:27 am » |
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I tried... so many things, the only things I get is use all the time of the computer till midnight, and because of the mind seeing so much, I get tired enough to rest. That's how I can sleep.
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« Reply #2 on: March 04, 2010, 12:47:15 pm » |
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2-4 would definitely work. =P Maybe 5 too.
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I imagine new people coming to the forum expecting to see discussion about LEGO, only to see RPGs full of deranged characters and insane people talking about cheese and brains.
I'm beet. I don't think I'll do homework tonight.
So, you're a vegetable?
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MsRowdyRedhead
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« Reply #3 on: March 04, 2010, 03:53:38 pm » |
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Read a non-disclosure agreement.
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The dream is free.. the work to achieve it is sold separately.OOC: An OOC expression of horror would confirm your humanity nicely. MLNO. The only forum I know where expressions like the one above are commonplace. Everyone is frustrating in their own special way.
"Right is right, even if everyone is against it. Wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it." ♥ "If you're not havin a good day, change your mind!!"
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« Reply #4 on: March 04, 2010, 03:54:26 pm » |
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or through an entire EULA =P
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« Reply #5 on: March 08, 2010, 09:28:28 pm » |
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How about banging your head on any handy cast iron object? I've got several large cast iron objects in my room.
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MsRowdyRedhead
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« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2010, 09:39:24 pm » |
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Take a term paper or essay and cut the words out. Rearrange, omitting the words "like" & "and"
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The dream is free.. the work to achieve it is sold separately.OOC: An OOC expression of horror would confirm your humanity nicely. MLNO. The only forum I know where expressions like the one above are commonplace. Everyone is frustrating in their own special way.
"Right is right, even if everyone is against it. Wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it." ♥ "If you're not havin a good day, change your mind!!"
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« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2010, 05:18:46 pm » |
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-read the most boring thing you can read (any wiki (including Wikipedia) could provide this =P) -Go to sleep and hope that you have a lucid dream in a dream, and in the lucid dream start another dream in an endless cycle so that when you wake up, you have another 99 dreams to wake up from -Read through EVERY page results in a google search -write random stuff until you get bored -Fear No Sleep rather than Sleep =P -Assuming you keep your writing books from school, read through the earliest ones and laugh so much at the (probably) poorness of them, you NEED to rest -Not sure how these would work, so find better ways and sleep from boring explanations.
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MsRowdyRedhead
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« Reply #8 on: March 17, 2010, 05:23:03 pm » |
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I am going to try this tonight!
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The dream is free.. the work to achieve it is sold separately.OOC: An OOC expression of horror would confirm your humanity nicely. MLNO. The only forum I know where expressions like the one above are commonplace. Everyone is frustrating in their own special way.
"Right is right, even if everyone is against it. Wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it." ♥ "If you're not havin a good day, change your mind!!"
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« Reply #9 on: March 17, 2010, 05:24:32 pm » |
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-Watch Fanboy and Chum Chum (the downside to this is that you'll have nightmares when you sleep =P) -Think about some of the most boring moments of your day -Think about some of the most boring moments of your life -Listen to classical music
EDIT: This one helped me fall asleep last night:
-think of all the words you can that begin with one letter
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by that logic, cheese graters do not exist, as they are not graters made of cheese.
Do you just make everything I say into a quote?
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