Message #269584

[Trijhak]

>LB: Do none of the above suggestions and examine BACKSTORY.

It is the year 2212. You are considered a human being by modern standards. Everything is peaceful.

Humanity has recently experienced slavery at the hands of a race called EUROPANS, from EUROPA. Humanity was freed LAST YEAR by another SPACE-FARING RACE named the AKTADALS. The AKTADALS freed HUMANITY from the self-replicating EUROPANS. You do not know much about them, as you have never even met a human before. Your BEST FRIEND is an AKTADAL. It's just that the battle of PANERUSTRU 301 years ago had been almost completely wiped from records, as the Europans viewed it as propaganda. Europans are very brutal lifeforms, feeding off of the pain of intelligent organisms, while also adding to their own strength and mass, effectively making them hard to beat. Luckily, the AKTADALS are much more advanced and evolved, as SHAPE-SHIFTERS with limited Shape-shifting, which allowed them to almost completely decimate the Europans. As for Humans, nothing much has changed except now there are three genders, there is no economy, all countries have joined to become one with the world leader... nobody knows who he is, what he does or what he is... it is rumoured that if you knew even a tiny bit about him not obvious, that you would be assimilated into his or her or hor's secret agency thing.

Anyway. It's a peaceful day. There is a door to the room you are in and everything in this universe seems highly susceptible to retcons. The door also has a sign on it, with the FORBIDDEN FONT on it... COMIC SANS. This font stirs so much rage in Humans that they have the potential to destroy anything.

WHAT NOW?