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« on: May 23, 2011, 12:45:33 pm » |
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(I do believe this is the first of its kind on MLNO.)
SOMETHING
You finally wake up, at the start of a new and usual day. You look around. The walls facing you almost feel serene, calming and somehow, puzzling. It's only going to be a normal few weeks, so why should you do anything? You begin to hope that nothing bad happens as bad things usually happen for you once per week.
But first.
What is your name?
(suggest names, please.)
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« Reply #1 on: May 23, 2011, 09:35:34 pm » |
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My name is Beko, because it is, and I wonder sometimes why this world plays the games it plays week after week.
I am tired of being Beko and nothing, all at the same time...
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2011, 12:12:48 pm » |
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Is this a thursday? This has to be a Thursday... Never did like thursdays.
Suggesting Marvin as the name. But I think I need some more info about myself...
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66226 The forum is a girl? 0_o
I imagine new people coming to the forum expecting to see discussion about LEGO, only to see RPGs full of deranged characters and insane people talking about cheese and brains.
I'm beet. I don't think I'll do homework tonight.
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2011, 03:26:10 pm » |
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(Need more suggestions for the name.)
You realise nobody has yet given you a name. Doesn't matter, you can just pull one from the back of your head. Most people have names... you need a memorable name, one that cannot be made fun of. Something unusual...
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« Reply #4 on: June 01, 2011, 10:37:56 am » |
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What about Lyndon? Lyndon's unusual, yet can't be made fun of.
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-==Blade's Story Library==- -==Blade's RPG Library==- A fresh start for the signature, aside for the libraries.Blade is laughing ominously RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
66226 The forum is a girl? 0_o
I imagine new people coming to the forum expecting to see discussion about LEGO, only to see RPGs full of deranged characters and insane people talking about cheese and brains.
I'm beet. I don't think I'll do homework tonight.
So, you're a vegetable?
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« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2011, 04:29:33 pm » |
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Lyndon Johnson is a past US president..
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The dream is free.. the work to achieve it is sold separately.OOC: An OOC expression of horror would confirm your humanity nicely. MLNO. The only forum I know where expressions like the one above are commonplace. Everyone is frustrating in their own special way.
"Right is right, even if everyone is against it. Wrong is wrong, even if everyone is for it." ♥ "If you're not havin a good day, change your mind!!"
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2011, 08:46:48 am » |
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*Pauses* *Looks again* Oh. Must've missed that one. Hmm. Did he mess up any? =P
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-==Blade's Story Library==- -==Blade's RPG Library==- A fresh start for the signature, aside for the libraries.Blade is laughing ominously RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
66226 The forum is a girl? 0_o
I imagine new people coming to the forum expecting to see discussion about LEGO, only to see RPGs full of deranged characters and insane people talking about cheese and brains.
I'm beet. I don't think I'll do homework tonight.
So, you're a vegetable?
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2011, 09:47:32 am » |
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You just realise you suddenly have a name. Your name is Lyndon Blade. You have no idea why your surname is Blade suddenly other than the fact that it just is. Now, because you are doing nothing at all, you are just standing in a room with one window, a television and mailboxes. What are you going to do?
(begin commands with Lyndon: from now on, or LB:)
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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2011, 09:51:45 am » |
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Cool. Hats are cool. =D
LB: Examine TV.
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-==Blade's Story Library==- -==Blade's RPG Library==- A fresh start for the signature, aside for the libraries.Blade is laughing ominously RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
66226 The forum is a girl? 0_o
I imagine new people coming to the forum expecting to see discussion about LEGO, only to see RPGs full of deranged characters and insane people talking about cheese and brains.
I'm beet. I don't think I'll do homework tonight.
So, you're a vegetable?
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2011, 09:55:24 am » |
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>LB: Examine TV
You examine the TV. It seems to be playing PROFESSOR WHAT, written by STEVE BUKKET. This one seems to be the episode where the Noise are introduced and promptly, as always, defeated. Still not as ridiculous as its pepper pot enemies. PROFESSOR WHAT is your favourite show. You watched it all the time as-how old are you, anyway? You check your own age, though you hear an explosion as you do so.
You are 15, and your TV just exploded.
What now?
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LB: Examine MAILBOXES, while being sad that you're missing PROFESSOR WHAT.
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-==Blade's Story Library==- -==Blade's RPG Library==- A fresh start for the signature, aside for the libraries.Blade is laughing ominously RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
66226 The forum is a girl? 0_o
I imagine new people coming to the forum expecting to see discussion about LEGO, only to see RPGs full of deranged characters and insane people talking about cheese and brains.
I'm beet. I don't think I'll do homework tonight.
So, you're a vegetable?
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>LB: Examine MAILBOXES
You examine the MAILBOXES.
You look inside them. Inside one is a note. It says;
LYNDON BLADE IS STUPID
-SOMEONE WE HAVEN'T NAMED YET
It is obviously from your BEST FRIEND, who in your opinion is rather odd. You store the MAILBOXES in your non existent inventory somehow. WHAT NOW?
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LB: Examine WINDOW.
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I'm a girl - I'm a lesbian.
-==Blade's Story Library==- -==Blade's RPG Library==- A fresh start for the signature, aside for the libraries.Blade is laughing ominously RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
66226 The forum is a girl? 0_o
I imagine new people coming to the forum expecting to see discussion about LEGO, only to see RPGs full of deranged characters and insane people talking about cheese and brains.
I'm beet. I don't think I'll do homework tonight.
So, you're a vegetable?
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>LB: Examine WINDOW
You examine the window and look out of it. The window is dirty, old and is not a window to the outside, rather a window into an unknown land. A land of... um... stuff. As you are looking out of the window, a plot hole forms in your pocket and your previously unmentioned laptop falls out of your inventory.
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LB: Grab LAPTOP. Then examine LAPTOP in the room, for the moment. And hey, while we're at it, let's look into that INVENTORY, and see what else we have.
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I'm a girl - I'm a lesbian.
-==Blade's Story Library==- -==Blade's RPG Library==- A fresh start for the signature, aside for the libraries.Blade is laughing ominously RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
66226 The forum is a girl? 0_o
I imagine new people coming to the forum expecting to see discussion about LEGO, only to see RPGs full of deranged characters and insane people talking about cheese and brains.
I'm beet. I don't think I'll do homework tonight.
So, you're a vegetable?
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>LB: Grab Laptop + Examine Inventory
You do so. In your inventory you have:
3x Mailboxes 1x Note 1x laptop 2x PROFESSOR WHAT POSTERS 3x keys
Now, your Laptop. It is off. It needs power and there are no cords or sockets to power it with in the room you are in. What now?
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LB: Wonder why there are MAILBOXES in INVENTORY. Examine KEYS.
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I'm a girl - I'm a lesbian.
-==Blade's Story Library==- -==Blade's RPG Library==- A fresh start for the signature, aside for the libraries.Blade is laughing ominously RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
66226 The forum is a girl? 0_o
I imagine new people coming to the forum expecting to see discussion about LEGO, only to see RPGs full of deranged characters and insane people talking about cheese and brains.
I'm beet. I don't think I'll do homework tonight.
So, you're a vegetable?
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>LB: Do none of the above suggestions and examine BACKSTORY.
It is the year 2212. You are considered a human being by modern standards. Everything is peaceful.
Humanity has recently experienced slavery at the hands of a race called EUROPANS, from EUROPA. Humanity was freed LAST YEAR by another SPACE-FARING RACE named the AKTADALS. The AKTADALS freed HUMANITY from the self-replicating EUROPANS. You do not know much about them, as you have never even met a human before. Your BEST FRIEND is an AKTADAL. It's just that the battle of PANERUSTRU 301 years ago had been almost completely wiped from records, as the Europans viewed it as propaganda. Europans are very brutal lifeforms, feeding off of the pain of intelligent organisms, while also adding to their own strength and mass, effectively making them hard to beat. Luckily, the AKTADALS are much more advanced and evolved, as SHAPE-SHIFTERS with limited Shape-shifting, which allowed them to almost completely decimate the Europans. As for Humans, nothing much has changed except now there are three genders, there is no economy, all countries have joined to become one with the world leader... nobody knows who he is, what he does or what he is... it is rumoured that if you knew even a tiny bit about him not obvious, that you would be assimilated into his or her or hor's secret agency thing.
Anyway. It's a peaceful day. There is a door to the room you are in and everything in this universe seems highly susceptible to retcons. The door also has a sign on it, with the FORBIDDEN FONT on it... COMIC SANS. This font stirs so much rage in Humans that they have the potential to destroy anything.
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LB: Examine SIGN so you can BURN STUFF.
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I'm a girl - I'm a lesbian.
-==Blade's Story Library==- -==Blade's RPG Library==- A fresh start for the signature, aside for the libraries.Blade is laughing ominously RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!
66226 The forum is a girl? 0_o
I imagine new people coming to the forum expecting to see discussion about LEGO, only to see RPGs full of deranged characters and insane people talking about cheese and brains.
I'm beet. I don't think I'll do homework tonight.
So, you're a vegetable?
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