Count to a Million

[Chicken Lord]

28399

I'm confused............No zombies then?

[B~T]

28400

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[Ddude The Insane]

28401

Zombies? O_O I better get out my old staff. Assuming they reach America.

*reaches into broom closet*

Oh yeah, it's that old FAIL Bionicle RPG I tried to make...and a map of where my evil twin brother is...oh wait, I can't talk about him. According to the government, he doesn't exist. >_>

[Saturn2.0]

28402

No zombies?! DANG IT!

*slams supernuke on ground*
*blows up Texas*

[LordVaderRulez]

29403

 ghjhgf

[Ddude The Insane]

28404

*goes to buy some zombie repellent*

[LordVaderRulez]

28405

*Goes to buy machete, glock, annd shotgun*

That'll keep the zombie away.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

28406

 

[Lúcio]

28407
Hey, guys. I'm Lúcio, the new guy here. I'm an Old Timer on the LMB's (pretty much retired though), a 1000+ post member on MLN Team, and a moderator and LEGO Universe Organization. How is everybody?

[Lúcio]

280409
Ima get a job next year when I'm 14, the legal age in my state.

[Lúcio]

28411
Nope, we have the highest minimum wage too, 8.75 or somethin'. It's perfect for my plans in Brazil. Get a job soon after my birthday, do the capital paige program for the two weeks for $200, go through college, move to Brazil when I'm out of college, or maybe go to college there...not sure yet.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

28412

It's good to have plans.

[Lúcio]

28414
Yeah, but I don't like all the scary stuff. I may sound like a little kid but I don't like it, creeps me out. :-\
Why do I like Brazil...wow, uhhh...geez, LONG story...hmmm...where to start. Okay, so I was watching a game of soccer between Barcelona and Manchester United with my oldest AWESOME brother in his room (he's married but I was with him for a while) and I saw Ronaldinho, I really liked him and asked who he was (this was the first game I actually fully understood and it was on a smallish T.V., he told me about him, and then when I found out he played for Brazil, I started watching him play for Brazil, then I got interested in what he did as a kid, and then got interested in the culture, culture led to government, government led to economics (this is how I got my love for everything mentioned) and then everything just clicked and (this is when I was saved, then I fell away, and now I'm back again) I KNEW this was my calling, I KNEW I had to do this, and I loved it, I was okay with it, heck, I was freakin' over-the-top excited about it! I started looking into flights, watching prices rise and drop, and then I started looking into jobs to raise money to go. And you've heard the rest. That's a short version.

[Darth Rexus]

28415

Hai.

[Lúcio]

28417
What was that laugh for?

[Darth Rexus]

28418

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[MsRowdyRedhead]

24819
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[MsRowdyRedhead]

28421

 

[Rakoua]

28422

Zombie sightings: 784309
Time since outbreak: 2 days
Estimated amount of zombies: 274161000
Zombie outbreak locations: Beijing, Tokyo, Paris, Moscow, Johannesburg, Sidney, Artctic Station Alpha, Amsterdam, Seoul, Copenhagen, Berlin, Zagreb, Rome, Oslo, Stockholm, Munich



Washington Post article, 2. Nov 2009.

“It has been two days since the beginning of the outbreak and zombie numbers have skyrocketed. The zombie hordes have moved out of the large cities as they seem to have eaten the brains of all people in those cities. We have received reports of zombies crossing major highways and eating brains from drivers.

The latest product on the market is the Brain in a Can, “We got spicy brains, come and get them!� These can be used in case your brain is eaten and you become a zombie, so you have a snack. The company, now named BrainsInCans, which also made Spam, is currently under investigation after a few zombies reported being sick from eating the canned brains.

[Ddude The Insane]

28423

Whew...they haven't reached America yet. Good thing we'll be ready for them Looooooong before they get here >=D

*goes and buys 1000 brains in a can*