Count to a Million

[Flipz]

52100

I want to see Cars 2!

[Jade]

52001

same here!!!

[MsRowdyRedhead]

52103

I haven't been to a movie in ages...

[Haünter]

52104

The last movie I saw was Bakery Biscuit Man Massacre.

[Flipz]

52105

Why does every topic I post in die?!  I'm like a cereal serial topic killer!

EDIT: And that is why I will never use spellcheck again.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

52106

Huh?? I thought that was my job.. +P

[Magical Girl Mimi]

52107

Remember when half the staff and several users had their names changed to match characters from NCIS?  Good times...

Was awesome, that was. *Nods*

[Trijhak]

52108

Let's see. If I predict the most ridiculous, badly-made movie ever do I win a prize?

The parade of the Alarm Clocks spat out a confused pair of Headphones. These pair of Headphones belonged to an hidden shrine to the great but non-existent god of cookies, Seikooc. This cyan pair of headphones, unaware of its path, exploded, thus causing the Alarm Clocks to eat humanity. Humanity ceased to exist, as did the economy of the Obamabots, robots constructed in Barack Obama's likeness when he made Antartica, the UK, Canada, and just about every other ally of the USA into States. These bots enforced the political law: you must only vote for Barack Obama the 42nd. Except, as their economy ceased to exist, another one phased into existence to take its place. Then, for a short while, something amazing happened. But it is not important, so we will skip it, much to the dismay of the people who actually thought it was amazing.

So, suddenly, Japan, known for its insanity, transformed into a giant robot. We aren't kidding, the landmass that is Japan literally transformed into a giant robot. Don't tell us you weren't expecting it. This giant robot had its own name to all of us-Japan. If you were expecting a new name, at this point in the future we didn't have enough creativity. Japan then soared into space, ready to conquer something that would make us look powerful...

A tiny asteroid, which made us look powerful in Japan's view. The United States of Almost Every Powerful Country in the World became jealous of this, and in their own right turned the Earth into their own Giant Robot without approval from any other country not yet a state, such as Australia and Denmark. The landmass of Australia proceeded to do nothing. The earth flew up and away, not actually knowing which way was up in Space, and almost flew into the Sun, and then Alpha Centauri. However, by the time the USOAECITW knew what they were doing, they landed on a previously unknown planet, expecting to be attacked by the Planet's own civilised communities.

The only problem was that the planet had no civilised communities and was completely barren. Some Star Wars nerds, who had recently seen Star Wars Episodes X, XI and XII proceeded to turn into a replica of Tatooine, brining George Lucas' self-controlled body (which is a replica of C-3PO by the way) with them.

And then, Earth exploded while Australia proceeded to do nothing. At that point, the people of Australia realised they didn't actually exist and disappeared from existence, also realising they were figments of Skrief's imagination. As did everyone else.

And then the Credits rolled, destroying anything that hadn't yet realised it wasn't real, such as Japan, which had managed to survive through uttering the phrase 'Gotta catch them all', because it had started mistaking planets, moons and other celestial bodies. It even had a level 71 Jupiter.

Oh, did we also mention that the Kuiper Belt was being worn as an actual belt by the Japan robot?

[Magical Girl Mimi]

52109

It might be ridiculous; but that was the single most awesome thing I've read today. xD

[Trijhak]

52110

It will be called 'Film: Film', and its sequel will be called 'Film: Film 2' and then they will have a prequel to the sequel which will be the same thing as the first film.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

52111

And then they'll re-release all of those films to death. =P

[Legodac]

52112

That was interesting KZ, to say the least 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

52113

Indeed,
 

It might be ridiculous; but that was the single most awesome thing I've read today. xD

[Magical Girl Mimi]

52114

Got a replacement for Fragments in mind. And although I use the idea a lot... It involves armour. Not necessarily any special powers otherwise, however. But any that are available would be explained. It's also not related to the DoaHverse in any way. Which is a first. =P

I'm actually intrigued by the concept I'm thinking up regarding that, and I think it should be an interesting idea. I need a name, of course, but recently names have been easy to figure out. =P

[Trijhak]

52115

Most elements originated from stars.

Except for Helium, Hydrogen and the man-made ones with short 'half-lives'. Elements 1 through 94 are naturally occurring.

Shape of the Universe: regarded by my former Science teacher to be a squished balloon shape, constantly expanding.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

52116

I have the odd urge to do housework, and gardening both... =P

[Magical Girl Mimi]

52117

Did I mention Majora's Mask is awesome? I can definitely tell that Twilight Princess was built off it; and that's a good thing.

It's definitely the under-appreciated of the series, and it's all likely in part to the three-day system; which isn't all that bad once you get to understanding it. And learn the Song of Inverted Time off by heart. =P

[MsRowdyRedhead]

52118

Agreed

[Magical Girl Mimi]

52119

Oh, and Mikau's guitar is awesome.

[Jade]

52120

This weekend (especially today) sucked