Count to a Million

[Darth Rexus]

67379

Whatever happened to prizes in cereal boxes?

[Magical Girl Mimi]

67381

Good question.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

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LAWSUITS...cereal companies are becoming worriied about lawsuits when little Jennifer and Jason stuff the tiny pieces of plastic up their noses.

[KnightsFan]

67383

I find lawyers to be some of the most annoying people on the planet, right up there with lobbyists.

[The Truth]

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The only way to be without lawyers would be if we reformed the legal system, and we need lawyers to do that. Catch-22.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

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Well, we could reduce their necessity. =P

[MsRowdyRedhead]

67357

Yeah.... You know its really bad when you can't even ** a one page paper.... *sigh* BLaw midterm paper due today, and I can't figure out the case Too exhausted to work anymore on it, and I have to be up in 4 hours for school....

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How to write a College Paper

1.  Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

2.  Read over the assignment carefully, to make certain you understand it.

3.  Walk down to the vending machines and buy some coffee to help you concentrate.

4.  Stop off at the third floor, on the way back and visit with your friend from class.  If your friend hasn't started the paper yet either, you can both walk to McDonalds and buy a hamburger to help you concentrate.  If your friend shows you his paper, typed, double-spaced, and bound in one of those irritating see-thru plastic folders, drop him.

5.  When you get back to your room, sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

6.  Read over the assignment again to make absolutely certain you understand it.

7.  You know, you haven't written to that kid you met at camp since fourth grade.  You'd better write that letter now and get it out of the way so you can concentrate.

8.  Go look at your teeth in the bathroom mirror.

9.  Listen to one of your favorite CDs and that's it, I mean it, as soon as it's over you are going to start that paper.

10.  Rearrange all of your CDs into alphabetical order.

11.  Phone your friend on the third floor and ask if he's started writing yet.  Exchange remarks about your teacher, the course, the university, and the world at large.

12.  Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

13.  Read over the assignment again; roll the words across your tongue; savor its special flavor.

14.  Check the newspaper listings to make sure you aren't missing something truly worthwhile on TV.  NOTE: When you have a paper due in less than 12 hours, anything on TV from Masterpiece Theater to Sgt.  Preston of the Yukon is truly worthwhile, with these exceptions: a) Pro Bowler's Tour b) any movie starring Don Ameche.

15.  Catch the last hour of Soul Brother of Kung Fu on channel 26.

16.  Phone your friend on the third floor to see if he was watching.  Discuss the finer points of the plot.

17.  Go look at your tongue in the bathroom mirror.

18.  Look through your roommate's book of pictures from home.  Ask who everyone is.

19.  Sit down and do some serious thinking about your plans for the future.

20.  Open your door and check to see if there are any mysterious trench-coated strangers lurking in the hall.

21.  Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a clean, well-lighted place with plenty of freshly sharpened pencils.

22.  Read over the assignment one more time, just for the thrill of it.

23.  Scoot your chair across the room to the window and watch the sunrise.

24.  Lie face down on the floor and moan.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

67397

=P

[KnightsFan]

67398

College must be very different from high school. My papers usually end with me crying as I cut out pieces of my soul paragraphs to get it below the length limit.

[The Truth]

67389
My college English Comp teacher was the best teacher I've ever had.

[KnightsFan]

67390

I'd be hard pressed to say which teacher of mine was best, I've had so many good ones.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

67391

Mak had one teacher all through grade school...and he really misses her this year...

[KnightsFan]

67392

I imagine so. I miss teachers after just one year with them.

[Ddude The Insane]

67393

My English teacher is really good at what he does. I can't think of any specific examples, but he's really good at making the class entertaining.

[The Truth]

67394

Do you have any of the following symptoms: dizziness, fever, shortness of breath, or an inexhaustible hunger for sentient flesh?

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I've had both good and bad teachers, and one teacher that is viewed on the lower end of the scale is making me redo an essay (again) for doing something I was never told to do. All of the time I spent on a four page typed essay is now worthless, and she gave students who have said they have poor essays a high grade. I have an A in the class, but am bordering an A-, so I am going to do a very terse and blunt essay redo, probably during english tomorrow.

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[Jade]

67396

Aaaaand... Guess who completely and totally forgot about an exam they have tomorrow?

[Ddude The Insane]

67397

Don't tell me, I can figure this out...

[MsRowdyRedhead]

67398

Borg aren't OCD, they asymmetrical eyes.

OCD is when you have never had a parent even suggest you clean your room, like me.

Aaaaand... Guess who completely and totally forgot about an exam they have tomorrow?

OH SNAP.. what class???

[Rakoua]

67399
My legs hurt =P