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« Reply #6620 on: March 04, 2009, 11:34:43 pm »
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Darn, my LU creation is still pending...
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« Reply #6621 on: March 04, 2009, 11:38:48 pm »
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« Reply #6622 on: March 04, 2009, 11:43:11 pm »
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The Community Service Barber

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business" and "Becoming more successful".

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats lined up waiting for a free haircut.

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« Reply #6623 on: March 04, 2009, 11:47:54 pm »
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« Reply #6624 on: March 04, 2009, 11:48:53 pm »
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so true it's sad....

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The Community Service Barber

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up there is a thank you card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Later a Republican comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

The Republican is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open, there is a thank you card and a dozen different books such as "How to improve your business" and "Becoming more successful".

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week."

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« Reply #6625 on: March 04, 2009, 11:52:31 pm »
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Homeland Security?

On a business trip, a man approached a security check point at the airport.  The National Guard shift was rotating, and a guard in full uniform was in line in front of him. As with everybody else, the soldier was ordered to go through the metal detector.   

Before doing so, he handed his M-16 rifle to the security personnel along with other items such as handcuffs and a flashlight. Still, the alarm sounded when he walked through.   

Further inspection revealed a little Swiss army knife inside one of his pockets. "Sorry Sir, but this item is prohibited," security said to the soldier.  Taking the knife away, the airport worker handed him back the M-16 . . . .
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« Reply #6627 on: March 04, 2009, 11:55:38 pm »
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Aww, that looks similar to my cats...

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« Reply #6628 on: March 04, 2009, 11:59:18 pm »
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I had a science test today.
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« Reply #6630 on: March 05, 2009, 12:42:25 am »
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19 posts til 7000!
It's mine I says, mine!
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19 posts til 7000!
It's mine I says, mine!

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Down, Gollum, Down!

Hey, Jas, how's the concept art for "Ray of Hope" going?
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« Reply #6632 on: March 05, 2009, 01:07:58 am »
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Good!
I haven't done much, yet, because I've had tests and assignments due these few weeks.
Testing:
[flash=http://www.homestarrunner.com/stinkogame/v7/stinkogame.swf]http://550,400]hmm, is this working (link(?))[/flash]
EDIT: I guess not. D'oh!
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I was trying to see if I could embed a flash file into a post.
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« Reply #6636 on: March 05, 2009, 01:48:19 am »
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Good!
I haven't done much, yet, because I've had tests and assignments due these few weeks.


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Good to hear.  If all goes well this week, I should have "Mines of Doom" finished by the weekend after next.  Oh, and I might have one or two sample scripts for you to work with by this weekend, unless something goes wrong with my Internet connection.

EDIT: Uhh, make that this Sunday.  I forgot, I won't be on for most of Saturday.  I'm going to a friend's birthday party. Cheesy
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