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*gags* Didn't need to read that.
My story is less... gruesome. We were coming home from eating, and there was this HUUUUGE rattlesnake in our garage (we didn't know about it). I went to go put the dog in the garage, but stepped in a fire ant hill, so I ran screaming into the house to wash them off

My dad had to put the dog up, and when he opened the garage door there was the rattlesnake. He grabbed the closest thing nearby that wasn't his (

), which happened to be a shovel, and slammed it down on the snakes head. Then he cut up the rest of the snake and took it out and threw it in the field beside our house.