Message #307487

[Trijhak]

HOW TO GET RID OF AN OLD COMPUTER (NOT SERIOUS)


Step 1. Get both an old computer and a new computer.
Step 2. Switch the components around so that the components from the old computer are in the new computer and vice versa.
Step 3. Put the supposedly 'new computer (with old components)' in an obvious place.
Step 4. Hide the 'old computer' in a safe place.
Step 5. Wait for thieves.
Step 6. Feel the devious pleasure that comes with trolling.

I really have no idea if it works like that...

BUT

For extra measures, make the 'old computer' a cyborg so that it can attack others if they attempt to steal it. Make sure it's vicious, but before that check for any... misfortune that might have already happened.