My personal favorite part was when Clack came back to life, but got sucked into the vortex and killed. xP
EDIT: Here comes #3 (again)
Chapter Three: Battle in VulcanusMata Nui and Metus approach Vulcan-Click: What, I'm not important enough to be in the narration?? D=
...>_< Mata Nui, Metus and Click approach Vulcanus, they hear chanting coming from a large arena.Metus: Oooh, it looks like we're just in time. *checks watch* *gasp* Oh no, I'm 10 minutes LATE!
Mata Nui: For what?
Metus: My tea party! The hatter of Vulcanus invited me.
Meanwhile at the hatter's houseMad Hatter: Aah, he's late. OH WELL! *sips tea* *in a brilliant burst of light, the hatter dissapears and the Paradox Counter resets to 2*
Director: Dooomed.
Taco: Hey, Mr. Director!
Director: O_O What are you doing here!? Quick, leave before-
Taco: Oh, I'm actually AM a Taco delivery man now. Here are your Flamin' Hot Tacos, sir.
Grim Reaper: *appears*
Director: Uh-oh. *glances at Paradox Counter* Wh-why are y-you here?
Grim Reaper: I have come for you...r tacos. I have come for your tacos. *grabs some tacos and leaves*
Director: *shudders*
Metus: *receives text messege* Ah, dang it.
Mata Nui: What is it?
Metus: The Director just texted me from the tea party and said the Hatter...imploded. So, the party's cancelled. He'll save some tea for me though. So, I guess we'll go with plan B.
Mata Nui: Which is...?
Metus: You'll see.
A giant Taco costume comes flying out of nowhere on the road-Director: >=D
-and Mata Nui suffers brain damage, temporarily messing up his vision.Mata Nui: Click, take the wheel.
Click: *hops onto the wheel and starts steering*
Mata Nui, Metus- Click:*tenses, hoping the narrator will remember him*
-and Click arrive in Vulcanus and enter a large arena.Metus: Mata Nui, me-
Click: First the Narrator....not you, too!
Metus: -et Raanu, leader of Vulcanus.
Raanu: Ah yes, welcome.
Mata Nui: Hey, you're the dad from Phine-
Director: I'M WARNING YOU! *glances nervously at Paradox Counter*
Mata Nui: Anyway...nice to meet you.
Raanu: *gestures towards Ackar* What do you think?
Mata Nui: He fights without fear. This is a rare quality. Well, I guess all Toa are fearless actually. And Skakdi. And Dark Hunters. And Arthaka and Tren Krom and Karzhani and the Barraki and-
Raanu: Anyway...but he's lost his taste for battle. And once a Glatorian loses heart, it's not long before he must meet exile.
Mata Nui: Is Exile a friend of yours?
Raanu: No...but I suppose that is why Metus brought you here.
Metus: *gasp*
Mata Nui: I don't understand...you want me to meet Exile?
Metus: Now now Raanu, let's not get ahead of ourselves. There's plenty of time to find a new First Glatorian for Vulcanus. Did I mention that I recruit Glatorian?
Mata Nui: I knew I should have listened to mom and not taken rides from strangers...
Ackar spots an opening in Strakk's defenses and strikes, sending Strakk flying back 30 feet.Mata Nui: HOLY COW! Don't you guys have any respect for the laws of physics??
Strakk: Actually, I have no respect for the law in general.
Ackar: Concede. *pant* Yield to me, and this goes no further.
Strakk: Alright Ackar...you win. D=<
Mata Nui: Something in the fallen one's tone is not right. Sure enough, as soon as Ackar turns his back, he reaches for his weapon.
Metus: Who is he TALKING TO?
Click: Don't get me started.
Strakk: *hurls axe at Ackar*
Random Fire Agori: Look out, Ackar!
Strakk: Dude, there's no way he could dodge it ANYWAY.
The axe sends Ackar flying like 20 feet and-man, these guys really DON'T follow the laws of physics. Ackar goes flying through the air.Peter Pan: You can fly, you can fly, you can fly!
Director: *braces for the burst of light* *none comes* Huh, where's the Reaper?
Meanwhile at the Grim Reaper's houseReaper: OOOOH. Ack. THAT is the Tacos at work. uuuuuuugh.
back to the actionDirector: *stomach growls* Excuse me...
Mata Nui: You can this honor?! He was clearly the victor!
Raanu: We're just AGORI. We're not going to fight a Glatorian.
Mata Nui: Ohhhh, that's what you think. *picks up Rannu and throws him into the arena*
Raanu: AAAH! *hits Peter Pan and sends him plummeting to his death* Whew. At least I landed on this soft green cushion.
Mata Nui: Oh dear...I guess I need to handle this. You ready for this Click?
Click: Wait, what!? *runs up to Mata Nui's head and tries to jump off, but gets turned into shield* OH NO I'M DOOMED!
Mata Nui: *jumps into arena*
Strakk: you're finished old-
Ackar: WHOAWHOAWHOA. WHOOOOA. Before you start calling ME old, remember that you're older than 100,000 years old too.
Mata Nui: *tackles Strakk*
Strakk: *gets up* I'll cut you down for that, outsider!
Mata Nui: Do I LOOK like a tree to you?
Strakk: *swings axe at Mata Nui, knocking him down* *knocks away shield*
Ackar: Strakk, no! Your fight is with ME!
Strakk: Yeah, what was your first clue?
Mata Nui: *blocks with stinger tail* This tail can't hold for long...
Strakk: *uses Axe to push the stinger tail up against Mata Nui's mask*
Director: Oh come on, what are the odds of THAT!?
Taco: What are the odds of you getting out of the bathroom in this few lines?
Director: Fair enough.
*suddenly, the tail turns into a huge powerful sword*
Strakk: How did-
Mata Nui: *knocks Strakk to the ground* Oh sure, NOW the laws of physics start working, when
I am fighting. D=<
...Concede.
Strakk: alright...
Mata Nui: FOR ALL TO HEAR!!
Strakk: I...concede!
Fire Agori: *cheer*
Mata Nui: *helps Ackar up*
Ackar: Your victory, your shield.
Mata Nui: In case you haven't noticed, I have something far better than a shield-a bug!
Ackar: Alright...*throwes shield away, hitting Raanu on the head*
*sees everyone leaving* How quickly they forget...I am an outcast already.
Mata Nui: It's never too late to win them back.
Ackar: You sould like the Mad Hatter.
