Message #229053

[Ddude The Insane]

It's here.

Chapter 12: The Ending

Zesk (Director): S..r...s..ly?? "Th...nd..ng..?!" Th..s..ch..pt..r...n..m..s... k...p...g...tt..ng...l...m..r .

Meanwhile in some random other dimension...

Old Director: This is where we make our stand, Carl. We've been running for years now.

Carl: Actually, sir, we've only been running for like a week.

Director: I don't know if we're going to make it. I'll defend you with my life, but there's no guarantee we'll make it out.

Carl: Sir, we're just going to leave some dummys of ourselves behind and use the Olmak one more time.

Director: The risks are high...the stakes are higher.

Carl: Sir, is there a gas leak over there or something?

Director: ...way to kill the mood, Carl. I was in my perfect survival mode, but you just HAD to use logic. >___<

Meta Taco: *warps into the Some Random Dimension* I have found you!!! IT ENDS HERE!!

Director: ...shoot. Way to stall us, Carl.

Carl: OH COME ON!!! Wait...why is he called "Meta" Taco now?

Meta Taco: Because I've obtained several cyborg upgrades, such as a bulletproof body, laser vision and laser-firing hands, wings, the ability to project shields and I can now interfere with interdimensional activity such as warping between dimensions.

Director: You got all that in ONE WEEK!?

Meta Taco: Oh, and I can also plug my hands into a cannon that obliterates all matter within a 5-mile radius.

Director: O_O

Meta Taco: But it takes a LOT of electricity, so I always wait until the last second to start it up. And it takes half an hour to fire. Fortunatly though, it can lock onto you and and interferes with all interdimensional activity until the last second. I wouldn't want to destroy something important in another dimension. >_> *plugs in*

Back on Bara Magna

Kiina: ...So Berix, have we cleared up that I said "if" you survive as a joke?

Berix: Mostly. I'm still not sure if there's an actual problem though. Ever since that thought got into my head...

Kiina: Ok, that's it. I'm done playing mommy. Suck it up you-

Gresh: Oh, hey Berix. You OK, dude?

Berix: Pretty much.

Gresh: What were you saying, Kiina? Something about Berix? Berix is pretty great, isn't he? Saved my life and all.

Kiina: Err....yeah. So, how were you Berix?

Berix: Good. I'm better now.

The Skrall and Bone Hunters are attacking brutally.

Various Agori: There's too many of 'em!!

Raanu: RETREAT!!! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIE!!! ABANDON YOU FRIENDS!!! SAVE YOURSELVES!!!!!

Tarduk: Dude, we were just playing Galaga. Jeez.

Raanu: ...right. I knew that. Heh. Heheh.

Ackar: *block* *swing* This is just like the Showdown Wii Sports Resort Swordplay!! *his sword is knocked away* Heeey...that never happens in a video game. *Stronius Clone knocks him down* That never happens either. *Two Stronius Clones start beating him with their clubs* That never happens either.

Berix: Well, I guess this is it. People keep saying I'm just a toy. Now I will fly! *jumps off cliff* I'm flyi-wait, no. I'M FAAAAAAALLIIIIIING........*lands on a conviniently placed Rock Steed*

Rock Steed: Grrrrrr... (Translation: Hello, good sir. What is your name? Will you be riding me today?)

Berix: Aaaaagh!!! *starts smacking Rock Steed with Saw Blade Shield*

Rock Steed: Raaaaaaaaaargh!! (Translation: Why are you doing that? Please stop. My skin is very sensitive.

Berix: *notices numerous Bone Hunters around him* Uh-oh. Er..hi! How'r you guys doing?

Rock Steed: Roooooarrrr!!  Grraargh!! Oooooorgh!!(Translation: Do not attempt to comminucate with them. They do not speak a common language. And they are quite cruel in their treatment of me. Hey...I think there's a mosquitoe on my tail. Mmm...Mosquitoes. Must...Chase!!! *chases tail, knocking over Bone Hunter in process*

Berix: Aaaagh! Wait...yay! I beat all of the Bone Hunters!

Rock Steed: *swallows mosquitoe whole* Geeeeergraah!!! Greaaartar!! Gloaaarte!! (Translation: Congratulations. Good j-Ow. Ooooow. Itch. On my back. It huuuurts. Could you get that?)

Berix: Woohoo! *accidentally KO's Bone Hunter*

Rock Steed: Graaaaargh!!! (Translation: Since you will not scratch me, I must find another to do so. *bucks Berix off*

Berix: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah *sound of landing in dust*

Kiina: *is using trident to pick Skrall that were dogpiling on Ackar off of him* *shudders* Did someoner I know just fall? Ah well.

Ackar: Thanks. For some reason, that never happens in Wii Sports Resort.

Gresh: There's too many of them! What can we do?

Kiina: Make out?

Gresh: No, let's save that for the ending.

Kiina: *sigh* O-kay.

Mata Nui: Maybe my mask can save us!!

Ackar: You're going to turn us all into shields?

Mata Nui: NO, I can use my mask to power up your elemental powers. Plus, if we combined them, I assume something good will happen?

Ackar: Like healing an Ash Bear?

Mata Nui: NOOO. Like making a giant powerful beam.

Ackar: Oh. Well, let's try it.

Kiina: You actually think this will work?

Ackar: Not really, no.

What they didn't realize is that they were all on the interdimensional border to the Some Random Dimension.

Meta Taco: Okay...locked and loaded...I can finally fire!!  *fires*

Carl: Director!! NOW!!!!

Director: *opens an interedimensional portal to Bara Magna* *grabs Carl* *jumps in*

On Bara Magna.

Mata Nui: It's working! Our beams our combining!

Kiina: YES!!! (This can't actually work...) *an interdimensional portal opens behind them* *Carl and the Director fall out and roll to the side* *the super blast comes through the portal*

Mata Nui: Fire!!! *the blast merges with Meta Taco's blast* *the Skrall and Bone Hunters are incinerated*

Kiina: Wow...that worked! Woohoo! *can we make out now, Gresh?

Gresh: Ok. *they do that off screen*

Ackar: Since it's obvious they're not going to be of any help...*pulls Berix out of a giant pile of junk*

Berix: Thank you...but your Berix is in another pile!

Ackar: Ok, that was a very lame Mario reference, Berix.

Berix: All right...I'm Berix.

Kiina: *Doesn't even notice Berix*

Berix: Um...Kiina, this is the part where you're supposed to be happy that I'm alive...?

Kiina: Not gonna happen, BErix. *Continues making out with Gresh*

Later, the Agori are pulling together their villages...even though their villages are huge...

Ackar: *gets up on to the big rock that Mata Nui's on*

Mata Nui: Do you see that?

Ackar: Yeah...looks like someone murdered a giant robot.

Mata Nui: >_< I was thinking I could maybe, I don't know, USE IT!?

Ackar: ...ooh.

Zesk: A...d...th..t..s...a...wr..p. ..v..ry...n..!

A movie theater is full of people watching the credits. Mata Nui, Berix, Kiina, Click, Ackar, and Gresh are among them.

Random Guy: Boo! Worst movie ever!!

Ackar: *shoots ray of fire at him*

Click: He's right, that movie did suck. A mean really. A Matoran who turns into a Cyborg with a bloodthirsty vegeance for the Director of the movie? Please!

Metus' Revenge

Director: Wait, seriously? They should have called it "The Revenge of Metus" instead.

Metus: Hey, you direct your movie the way you want to, I'll direct mine the way I want to.

Director: Yeah, why am I here anyway? I have nothing to do with this short...

Vastus, Kiina, Ackar and Mata Nui spot a ruined Thornatus in the ground.

Mata Nui: I will use the Force to lift it. *Concentrates...very...hard...*

Thrity minutes later, the Thornatus has not moved

Mata Nui: *collapses* Okay...I think I loosened it  up slightly for you...*throws up on the ground* I'm okay...just a little tired...

Kiina and Vastus combine their powers to free the Thornatus with a giant combined ray.

Gali and Lewa: Why couldn't we ever do that!?

Ackar: Good job...

Mata Nui: Ergh...I don't feel so good. *faints*

Numerous Agori come onto the screen and drag Mata Nui away.

Click: Great...now whose shoulder can I ride on? It's like having my own giant robot that way...Waaaaaah!!!! *cries*

Ackar: FINE!!! Get up on my shoulder...You little pest...

Click: Yay! *hops up*

Kiina: But why do we need to practice our elemental powers anyway? *looks at Mata Nui (offscreen)*

Mata Nui: *Is attached to numerous medical devices* It's so you don't get old and worn out like me...*gasps for air; Tarduk brings him the Mask of Breathing*

Kiina: Old? You're like what, 1000 years old?

Me: *shrugs* I get confused sometimes. It would help if all of you guys weren't 100,,000 years old.

Kiina: Anyway...so actually, you're the youngest member of the cast, Mata Nui.

Me: Actually, I am.

Kiina: Will you shut up!!

Me: Hah. Do not insult your writer. I am more powerful than you will ever be. I now place the cure of the 'Stache on you...*draws a mustache on Kiina*

Ackar: CAN WE GET BACK ON TRACK PLEAS!?! Anyway...it's like Mata Nui said. If we get rusty at fighting, we could be taken down...After all, just because an enemy is no tin sight doesn't mean he's gone.

Mata Nui: I never said that!

Ackar: CUT HIS LIFE SUPPORT!!

Mata Nui: Wait! What are you doing with those scissors..??

Tarduk: *cuts all of the tubes connect to Mata Nui*

Mata Nui: ACK! *dies*

Click: Hm...unseen enemy...sounds like we'll need the X-Ray Visor. *grabs X-Ray Visor* Hm...I SEE METUS!!! *climbs up the Rock Wall behind them*

Metus is digging at a rock directly above the Glatorian and Thornatus with his tail.

Metus: Heheheh...soon the Glatorian will die! (Translation: Mmm...I think I see some rootworms in this rock. I love rootworms.)

Click: *sees Metus* *clicks at him*

Metus: First I will have my revenge on the bug!! (Translation: Hello Click! How are you and the others doing lately? Yes, I've given up all hostilities against the Agori and Glatorian. Unfortunately, My speech has been impeded by my recent transformation.)

Click: *flees*

Metus: Come back here!! (Translation: What? Is there something you want to show me? *follows*

Click: *kicks rocks at Metus*

Metus: Ouch! Grrr...Yaah!! *chases again* (Translation: Watch out Click, these rocks are quite treacherous...I think I may have cut my jaw on one. Could you go in there and check it out?)

Click: *makes it up high* *moons Metus* *flees*

Metus: Grr!!! I'm going to kill you!! (Translation: Oh, I get it, we're playing tag! But seriously, could you check my mouth? It hurts.)

Click: *Comes across a dead end* Uh-oh.

Metus: Finally...I have you now!! (Translation: I'm about to tag you...heheheh. But can you PLEASE look in my mouth?

Click: *summons other Scarabaxes*

Metus: Whaaat!? (Translation: Are you calling some friends in? Great! We can all play tag! *tags Click*)

The camera zooms out to the whole canyon.

Metus: *flies through the air* I HATE THAT BUUUUUG!! (Translation: Wheee! Am I flying to the tooth doctor*

Click: *returns to where Ackar, Kiina and Vastus are, kicking down some rocks*

Kiina: There you are! Be careful! You might start an AVALANCHE!!! *the giant boulder up on the cliff falls and crushes the three Glatorian*

Click: ...yay!