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« on: February 07, 2010, 03:29:48 pm »

Entry Seven

In the Universe I cam from, there was only one true source of evil. If he could be defeated, life, light and the word bionicles would return to my people. As I travelled to the city of Roxorsmysoxorstus to resuce the kidnapped Kiina and Berix, I believed the same would be true here. If I could defeat Tuma THE MIGHTY TUMA (edit: Tuma FTW by teh mightyz tuma), leader of the (awesome, edit by teh mightyz tuma) Skrall, then the danger that threatened bara magna would vanish-kinda like when we eat something.

Defeat him, I did, although it made me speak Yoda speak for a while and it took every lesson I had  learned from Ackar to do it. But the menace to Bara Magna did not end with him. Upon his fall, Metus stupidly appeared, revealing himself to be a traitor to the Agori. He had somehow gained influence over the skrall, perhaps by offering knowledge to Tuma or feeding them awesome bread in exchange for power. Whatever the reason, the Skrall attacked on his command, Badly outnumbered, it seemed my first major battle would prove to be my last.

Salvation, as it often does, came from an unexpected source, a deus ex machina. Wait, that's common. Despite my insisting they remain in Tesara, the other Glatorian-my friends, a word I still marvel at-charged Roxtus with a fee of 51111111111112338474738539586 58484848greshkiinaackarmeberi x84954658489639684 glatorian thornax dollars. They fought with heart, spirit, and pride, and those were three weapons the Skrall could not pay or hope against. The rock tribe and its warriors were broke. I spotted Metus attempting to get away, but the power of the mask  of life had a surprise for that traitorous murderer of his own people (when did he murder?). In his heart, he was a serpent; the Mask of Life saw to it that his body would match his true match. I watched him slither  away into the desert and felt no regrets.

This experience has taught the lesson about Unity-they now avoid me because I am now a teacher. Now willing to work together, they brought all their scattered shelters together to from one great mega-city. It was only when the work was done that I realized what they had unwittingly constructed: a new robot body, much like my old one, With it, I knew I could challenge my ancient enemy-potatoes (and not as much, Makuta Teridax)-and save my universe.

But before I could do that, there were new dangers to be faced-one being the fact that the Scarabax protested against us and formed their own village, Scarabaxus...


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