Entry EightThe robot body was intact. I could only guess it was a failed successor for my own lost body, perhaps something that failed its initial intelligence test here in the desert of Barking Mugna. I could will my mind into it, but that would not help any, for the body had no power source or mask of cupcakes. Without energy, it was just a gigantic metal shell.
It was then that events took an unexpected turn, heading north. Berix produced a coin he had found in the cavern of the Great Idiots which had a maze pattern on it. Then we found that the pattern of the Skrall shields matched that of the coin. Finally, Vastus told me of one of his tribe's most insane agori, Tarduk, who was telling wild tales about a Valley of the Maze and insane flaming marshmallows to the north. (Edit by KZ: so that's where they went...)
I wanted to seek out this Tarduk and question him in a cell. But it turned out he had left Tesara on an expedition of his own to find the maze and solve its secrets. Accompanied by Kiina and Gresh (who seem to be you-know-what (kissing) behind my back), I followed. Had I not, well, I doubt Tarduk would have lived to return and tell us what he had found. The maze was a last riddle left behind by the Great Beings. Designed to keep intruders out, it concealed a source of great power. Once unleashed, that power fused the huge parts of the robot body together and powered it. Then I had only to send my spirit from the Mask of Life into the body to have the strength to challenge my foe.
The final battle approaches even now. I have no doubt my enemy knows what has happened and will seek me out. I may destroy him and eat him, or he may destroy me with a spoon, but I fear that our fight will inevitably rain destruction down on those below. I have warned A car, Ackar and the others to get themselves and the Agori to a place of safety and Vorox. They have helped me, saved me, and shown me a world I did not know existed-but this was not their fight. It was mine... and it was one I should have fought many centuries before. I was too lazy, after all, who else goes to sleep in OCEANS?!
And that's it. The End of it all.
Coming soon, another comedy by KZ:
There is a land where the fans of LEGO argue... there is a land where Rank 5 is super-easy... there is a land where Rank 0 takes 2 years to get past... there is a land where the networkers don't help... there is a land where there is no echo... There is a land where are no Construction Materials... There is a land without any intelligence. Its name?
MY LEGO... NITWIT?
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