Message #235030

[Trijhak]

SECTION 5, Part 2, The Quicksand Battle of Purple/The Plant-like Battle of Orange

The Purple one was angry, No-one purple was living in the MU, and he had already exterminated all the Purple Nui-jaga and Onepu for their purple MoCing pieces. But he needed more. He needed purple everything. He thought that a Glatorian he saw had purple on her back. Naturally, he started chasing her, but he could see her boat sinking. But who was to say that she hadn't escaped to an island? The Purple headed in the same direction Lewifya had went...


Slowly, Banana alked around the perimeter of the small, sandy island they were on. The wind was saying 'purple' to him. He thought he was going insane insane insane. He had been driven insane twice, effectively making him just insane insane, one for being a Plague Tribe member, the other for being able to transform into a banana at the most inconvenient times. He had nearly got himself eaten once. Well, once. Then a dark shadow started looming over him.

"DO YOU HAVE PURPLE?!"

He turned into a Banana.

"THAT IS YELLOW NOT PURPLE YOU FOOL! YOU SHALL NOW BE ANNIHILATED!"

Then Whepha picked Banana's Banana form up. Like the average Ice Character, she said nothing. Lewifya jumped in front of he Purple one, her weapons at the ready.

"YOU ARE RED AND BLUE... WHEN THEY MIX, THEY MAKE PURPLE! CONGRATULATIONS FOR HELPING ME IN MY QUEST. YOU SHALL NOW BE-ow, you ruined my epic voice!"

"All I did was stomp on your feet... That's the good thing about titans, you can stomp on their feet."

"PURPLE HUNTERS! GET 'ER!"

Banana reverted to normal form right at the right time, in front of the purple hunters and also shocking them enough so that they ran into the quicksand surrounding them.

"YAY I saved you all! Do I get a banana now?"

"Interesting Unpurple specimen... Bananagori, an agori with the ability to transform into a Banana is what this says..."

The Purple one held up his 'big book of non-purple specimens'. On the front of it was: NO PURPLE=DESTROY

"Well, that's certainly unnerving."

"I call this henceforth, a battle!"

Lewifya and Banan shoved the Purple one, both determined to win. Whepha just watched.

"That wasn't a battle. You do realize that now, your legs are in the quicksand?"

"They are? OH SNA-" The Purple One's Voice was cut off by the sand he was sinking in.

"That was easy. When are my bananas going to arrive?"

"A better question is, when are we going to get off this island?"

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Four beings were locked into a battle with one overpowered Orange Skrall. Three were literally locked in battle-frozen in time. As it turned out, the Skrall had time powers. Sklas was about to be frozen in time too, when suddenly, the Skrall received a mental blast, freeing the others. Urded and Hyrzya had arrived.

Shatterheat, now freed from the time lock, leapt at the Orange Skrall, warning others to stay away. He landed on Branar's back, desperately trying to pull his helmet off. Branar seemed to never notice that a Glatorian was on his back. His helmet was off in a few minutes, and then Shatterheat leapt off and taunted Branar with it. Shatterheat put the helmet, on mimicking him... literally. Branar was locked in time. But it wasn't enough to stop a blast he had sent at Shatterheat from reaching, and Shatterheat went unconscious.

When he woke up, three familiar faces were in his vision. He could tell he still had Branar's helmet.

"Where am I?"

"An island in the middle of the Sea of Sand where NO BANANAS ARE D:!"

"...Banana?"

"Yes, it's him, Banana. Whepha's also here, too."

"Lewiyfa, why are you still here?"

"My sense-ignoring boat broke, making it listen to common sense."

"Understandable. So, we're all stranded?"

"Bananacorrect. You are rewarded a Banana!"

"Arr, I cannot proceed to ye facepalm!"

"Shatterheat, you're not a pirate..."

"I know I be not, I be a Pirate Captain!"

"Arr, I cannot proceed to ye facepalm!"

"Now you be doing it you be hypocrite!"

"You both are too sane. I should make you Insane insane, because i know Shatterheat is insane and I know Lewifya is insane because Shatterheat just drove her insane... oh, yeah, double for Whepha because she's too sane: She's Sane Sane Sane!"

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"Is he going to be safe kept in the stasis tubes?" Lyze asked.

"Yes, we can extract from his mind when we need it... unfortunately, Shatterheat has the Helmet of Time Control and is nowhere to be found... same with Lewifya, Banana and Whepha. And Bwakaka is still imprisoned. A search mission and a rescue mission is needed." Hyrzya replied.

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So they have captured Branar and killed The Purple One... Mutran and Tuma will need to double their work. I cannot be stopped. But those Agori and Glatorian fools of the UD have the Helmet of Time Control... I thought Branar could protect it, but I guess he cannot. When it is recovered, my plans begin... And soon, this world shall be gone...

NEXT: Section 6, Part 1, A Tremor of The Skrall