(walk the) PLANK: (actually) NEWBIE (this time)
This place is weird.
I looked oddly at the various coloured stars on people's 'pages'. Here, people carried award modules, literally, and your sticker part needed about one hundredth of your brain cells to function. Doesn't hurt. Much. I'm still looking for any signs of Networkers, perhaps even Nitwitters to see if I can get some help around here. No luck. I heard that the inhabitants of these pages ate them long ago, which is why they rarely get visitors from other universes. Like me. I still have to get back to MLNetwork. All these inhabitants scare me slightly, because...
yar be i intrrupting your thing?
Yes...
You see, the deal is, they're pirates.... and you have to walk the plank for every rank you get... for newbies into rookies, there are no sharks, and after that, one shark and so on... So, I had to get to Club master. Club Masters were beings of great power, enough to wipe me away from this universe, me being a newbie... So I did the 'pirte thing' here, which was setting up my page, award module, hits module, random module with random pics, tic-tac-lostyourTOE module, and 'PMB' posts module. I then got hit by a rock. My hit counter went up you had to avoid being hit or you'd get hit 100 times every day because you'd be featured on the LIP central. So were about 19 other people in featured and most visited pages. You could also buy stickers like the HIT PROTECTION 5000 one. Strangely, it had an upgrade bar and could apparently upgrade to level 5, into the HIT REFLECTOR 8000.
This world is strange, first, I need to make sure I look like a pirate... I jumped off a plank, and was declared, 'NEWBIE'.
And there is the first part.
