Message #235878

[Trijhak]

(walk the) PLANK: ROOKIE

This world is odd. Right now, I feel like the oddest being in it. Because I am. I'm a member of another world. I saved that other world with Echo. And I'm a Newbie here. I recently became an official Newbie. Time to enter codes into this rumoured Kanoka Club... apparently, they help you get more stars for your rank. I had two newbie stars. I needed six more. A random pirate struck me in the chest. Ouch. You see, I'm also hated here because of the fact I come from a different world.

Let's see... Y0U5UCK. Not sure what that's supposed to mean, but I am now in the Kanoka Club and I can enter codes to get stars AND stuff. Another code was P1R4735RU13. Yet another one was 0M3G4B14D3M4N. And another one was H3R0CHI1D. A certain one was K0NGUZ14P. These are strange codes, at least they raised my Kanoka points by 0.001! I bought the Rahkshi Rock... turns out to be a rick-roll. I also bought the 'Piraka' 'rap'. Worst thing I've ever heard... not to mention it has lots of the word 'Piraka' in it. I wish I could have awesome elemental powers like Tahu or Jaller...

arr tat wish be granted when ya reech cloob musteh!

>_< Got interrupted... again. They have a habit of that, don't they? My image by my name was the image of echo I brought along in my convenient TARDIS-like pockets. For Age, I put -25. For Country, I put 'New Banana', and for gender, I put 'both'. This is all for privacy, you see, so that my fear of stalkers like Geico, a gecho prototype, look for the wrong person. This is a weird world indeed, however,  I've become a rookie because of the codes, so...

I jumped off a plank, battled a shark, and was declared  'CLUB ROOKIE'.