(walk the) PLANK: whatever came after rookie (well, can you really blame for forgetting? I mean, can someone give me the Club Page ranks? I can't remember! |(Woah this is the longest title I've ever made))
Why, why, do the pirates talk like the nitwits?
You have to learn why to get to the next rank. I'm taking history lessons about it. I had ran into a 'german' pirate minifigure, and he was angry. He was not the person i wanted to see-I wanted the History expert! Turns out he was the (angry) history expert. And also, as it turns out, Commander Hobolt is taking these lessons, that's one of us found, now for the rest. Still, gotta focus on the history. You see...
500 years ago...A floating canister approached the island of Pierate, the land of pirates with powers of pie far greater than one can imagine. In this canister was a sleeping terror, known to the pirates as 'argh, ye be nonexistent!' Because it was nonexistent, which caused a paradox. That paradox changed things here forever. All pirates suddenly lost proper grammar which they never had in the first place. They lost their shift button. Lost their caps lock. Lost their treasure, which is also why pirates always seem to be so obsessed with treasure maps. Now, there's this story about this placed called 'Fat-lantis', in no way a parody of Atlantis. It sunk to the bottom of the oceans because of a supermassive supervolcanic super-eruption! The supervolcano was known as 'nubmowntin', because noobrates often travelled there to 'smell the fresh lava air'. What idiots.
All this caused a 'devolve' effect on the pirates, similar to Vorox. Except not as severe, they just lost linguistic skills. It's also why they say walk the plank every time you rank up, they are honouring their deceased fat-lantian friends,
present...Now I get the feeling that an ancient evil caused all this. So, what do I need to after I rank up again? Find someone who knows about evils, because I get the feeling my trip here is going to be about 10 chapters, break the fourth wall and have a special chapter like MLNitwit. I suspect that there is an evil, but for once, it is not a robot... and slightly harder, too. Come on. I guess I have another quest ahead of me. But... What is this evil I speculate about?! TELL ME! Oops, better not get angry.
Yes, only 10 chapters this time due to:
A. lack of stuff to spoof.
B. Had a 'prologue' and is going to have a special chapter, and their are 8 club page ranks, so only 10 chapters this time. After this, a rewritten version of a comedy I once had on BZP called 'In the time before time' will be up. I'm giving a people a chance to get to know Zlaperxus... and the non-space wars Drykili. And a few others, too. I have a lot of comedy ideas.
