(walk the)PLANK: some random rank
So, me and Hobolt built a rocket to find the Expert on evil Pirate guys. Couldn't we just have took a boat?
Not really. We're too lowly in status to be taking a boat, apparently. We were sworn at too. Almost got myself into a sword-fight... and as it turns out, Hobolt, Gechecho and I were the only ones on the Networker Cruiser when it crashed. I do not know where gechecho is, though. Then, we landed on Continent 'Pirata', Country 'arr'. This was where the (Pirate) Expert on evil Pirate guys lived. In a tent. Of nothing but straw. And lots of 'yarr'.
The pirate told me...
yarr so you wanna learn about the evil aka owr enemee. ther wer for tem. two years ago, arrr, they started existing as a arresult of arrn exparrriment gone warrrong. yarr, and then they starrrted to cause tarrrouble. they were vanquished by our leader, or so we believe. he never returned after it was declared they were defeated. There names were not imaginative, and they took the names of 'Yarr, Arr, YAY and Plank.' It is believed that they could time travel, and the canister wasn't the reason for the devolve effect, they were. Plank changed Ranks to Planks. Yarr and Arr changed our linguistic skills. YAY was just lazy and commanded them. There are two different interpretations,the one I just gave you, and the one the history expert gave you. And no-one has ever gone past the Caves of Grammar, where you must use Grammar to get past them. Our devolve effect was probably to prevent this. We believe that there is something beyond them, and we need YOU, the only here currently with good Grammar, to adventure past them... and see what is there.Just so you know, Hobolt had a translator on him, which is why it was understandable halfway through. Sometimes, these worlds are interesting... could also feel myself changing rank. Four more to go. I think. I guess... I have to do this quest, or I will remain here. So now, the interesting stuff... begins. AKA what I'm used to.
And now, I have two different interpretations of past events... but which is right? There's only one way to find out...
FIGHT!
Oh, wait, they're stories, they can't fight....
