"There's one thing you never put in a trap if you're smart. If you value your continued existence, if you have any plans about seeing tomorrow there's one thing you never, ever put in a trap...
Me." zlaprx lulz
-teh eleveunth ductor who dusnt luk liek a duc
Gathered friends, Listen again to our tale of the BIONICLE.
In the time before time, Zlaperx, was wondering if the Cookie hunters were goign to find him... he was also eating a Matoran's mechanical intestine at the time, too. They hunted cookies, the cookie hunters did. Around them, speak in yoda speak you must. And now starts...
*Doctor Who Theme Tune*
ZLAPERX AS ZLAPERX
THE GUY WHO PLAYS THE ENEMY AS THE ENEMY
WRITTEN KONGUVEN ZLAPAT
ARC 1, CHAPTER 1/10, SUB-ARC 1/3: A NOT-ORDINARY DAY IN THE LIFE OF A TOA RAHKSHI"Now, tell me, why did you eat the insides of the poor little cookies, freak!?"
"They tasted nice... and by the way, your Mask of Fire does not exist as it is not made out of fire. No to mention your face looks like that factory reject cookie I ate once. I ended up eating Matoran for eight-fivety-hundredety thousand hundred duck years!"
"I really hate you..."
"Can you let me go now? It's dizzy being upside down."
"No. I will take you to the Cookied One, with the power to cookify anything with his Staff of Awesomeness! No-one knows his real name, you know, but of course, he's of the species Teletubius Spamus Nubacafus"
"Your internal organs are really tasty, did you know that? Especially your lungs..."
"How am I still breathing...?!"
"Plot conveniency devicey thingy that lazy authors insert into their comedies so that they can ignore all the cannons being fired at them, by the way, it just expired."
Suddenly, the Cookie Hunter fell to the ground. Zlaperx was free. He went upright and used his Rahkshi Power of heat Vision to fry the dead Cookie Hunter.
"I hope his brain tastes nicer than his lungs."
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"THERE... ARE... NO... TOA-RAHKSHI-THINGS, MAKUTA!"
"If we're both Makuta, how will the audience know who we are?"
"JUST REPAIR THE FOURTH WALL."
"Why are you speaking in caps?"
"TO SHOW YOU THAT I AM MAKUTA THE GREATER AND YOU ARE MAKUTA THE LESSER."
"Okay..." Makuta (the lesser) stepped back a few inches.
"IF BY SOME REASON YOU ARE NOT LYING, I HAVE SENT OUT A SQUAD OF RAHKSHI OF FRAGMENTATION TO BRING HIM TO ME CUTE LITTLE FLUFFY PET, MR. MUAKA!"
"You've gone mad..."
"OF COURSE. EVERY WORTHWHILE VILLAIN NEEDS TO BE MAD OR INSANE IN SOME SORT OF WAY."
"By the way, I though Tren Krom copyrighted all caps?"
"ONLY ON BZPOWER."
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"That Cookie Hunter was tasty. I'm glad I'm a Toa-Rahkshi of Air and Light and Heat Vision. It means I'm special."
He wondered what to next...
"I'LL GO TO KARZAHNI AND EAT KARZAHNI! Toa-Rahkshi starts existing from a Toa being fused with a Rahkshi, Toa-Rahkshi eats Matoran's insides, Toa-Rahkhsi eats Dark Hunter, Toa-Rahkshi gets an Idea! AND THEN... OH NO, WHY THE HECK IS THAT STRANGELY-EVIL LOOKING PLANE UNDERWATER HEADING TOWARDS ME TRYING TO EAT ME?! AND WHY IS THERE A BOAT IN THE SKY?!"
And now, the actual Story Starts.
And next?
ARC 1, CHAPTER 2, PART 2/3: MAKUTA THE LESSER'S GREAT STUFF THAT HE DID DUE TO PLOT CONVENIENCE