Gathered friends, listen again to our tale of the BIONICLE... In the time before time, there was a Makuta of not-so-great stuff. Makuta The Lesser. The Makuta who had random stuff that he did due to plot convenience...
ARC 1, CHAPTER 2/10, SUB-ARC 2/3: MAKUTA THE LESSER's GREAT STUFF THAT HE DID DUE TO PLOT CONVENIENCE
Three hours ago, Zlaperx had spotted law-defying boats and planes, but now, he has been captured by Makuta The Lesser, who did stuff due to plot convenience which isn't really that great.
"LET ME OUT OF THIS TINY BOX!"
"Can't, you stupid Toa-Rahkshi... thing... you're the one defying laws... even nature's laws of gravity and physics! Stop morphing into a keyboard! I SAID STOP!"
"no. my nubish sied haz eerupted. preepair to mtee car repair's ekwul."
"I dopn't want a Car repair."
"i sed car repair teh gui wiht teh claws of awesomeness."
"He's dead, stupid."
"i iz nut stoopid I iz eeting ur green stuff."
"That's my antidermis."
"ur aunt dermis? ten she's tastee."
"SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!"
"Noobish side suppressed. Initiating Insanity."
Makuta the lesser walked backwards in horror of the thing he was facing. Toa-rahkshi were much more 'stupid'... and dangerous than he thought. He watched as his shoulder armour-resembling roast chicken-was ate by Zlaperx. This was too muhc. Part of his antidermis was already leaking out, and he had no kanohi, so that was even worse. His powers also did not work-Zlaperx had ate Antidermis section P, sub-section o, part w, sub-part e, connection r, sub-connection s. AKA the POWERS part of his antidermis. So what did Makuta the lesser do?
Shpeshift. But it went horribly wrong-he shapeshifted into a Toa-rahkshi and then Zlaperx ate his mind and his shapeshifting part of his antidermis. Zlaperx was annoying-and unfortunately, Zlaperx had forced him into practically the same shape as him with the same mindset with the same amount of sanity: -150%.
tHEN, zLAPERX ATE mAKUTA tHE lESSER, WHO WAS IN A PERFECT SHAPE AND CONTROLLING THE caps LOCK. And Makuta the lesser was gone. Inside Zlaperx.
"He tasted like that guy I ate once, the guy on that internet place named OMG Baldman."
Unfortunately, Makuta the lesser had no minions to eat. Minions often tasted like onions, after all, they were often mini onions.
And then, Zlaperx went into an Insane fit.
"I'm forgetting something... THIS BOAT IS FLYING AND CRASHING!" He then laughed and cackled insanely, turning the boat around and around as it heads straight towards Odina...
So next?
ARC 1, CHAPTER 3, SUB-ARC 3/3: A COMPANION AT LAST