Gathered friends, listen again to our tale of the BIONICLE... In the time before time, our random guy was about to crash and had ate-killed Makuta the Lesser by eating him... thus causing the vehicle he was in to start to spin out of control...
ARC 1, CHAPTER 3/10, SUB-ARC: INTRODUCTION 3/3: A COMPANION AT LAST
"Crashing is fun... NO IT'S NOT I'M GONNA GET KILLED... BUT IT'S FUN AND THAT'S WHAT MATTERS MOST! I'LL STILL LIVE IF I DIE!"
His contradictory statement was heard by no-one. If anyone was out on the dirty beaches of Odina, they would see a Boat-plane-thing head straight towards a cliff with an unusually large engine hastily strapped to its back while spinning, and insane look in the pilot's eyes.
Boom-crash-bang-ow-explosion-hey why am I still alive would be the sounds that one would hear if they were near this crash site where broken parts and an unconscious body twitching unnervingly while muttering 'protodermis...' over and over again now lay.
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"There is an unconscious body and a crashed vehicle on one of our beaches."
"Someone found us?"
"Yes, Shadowed One."
"It's THE Shadowed One. Now you shall die for bringing me news."
A Dark hunter screamed as he was turned into Solid Protodermis. And then, The Shadowed One turned towards a screen.
"Send the one out to this beach, and have him take the body to us."
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Zlaperx woke up. He no longer where he was.
"Sandy beaches, must be on that place where freaky pink hairless bio-weasels live."
He heard footsteps. Around him... everywhere.
"I know somebody is there... but... stay back, I eat Makuta for breakfast! And I'm not lying, just check my stomach, you'll find a Makuta in there!"
Nothing replied. Zlaperx told nothing top go away as Nothing wasn't relevant. But then, night was beginning. Night always had the most dangerous things in store... usually Zlaperx was one of them. But not this night... as he was being watched by someone who he could not see...
Zlaperx decided to activate his 'Rahkshi side', which gave him infra-red vision. He turned around. Unusual heat source coming from behind a rock. He activated his Toa side. And he advanced on the rock, but the rock was clearly not scared as it had been through thousands of years, but all it did was sit where it was sat, as all rocks were far too lazy to move and therefore lost their eyes, their mouths, their noses, all limbs, all other facial features, and all insides within the first Nano-second of their lifetime.
And then, as he dicded to go past the rock, he saw a being of equal size as him.
"OH NO I IZ FIRED NOW"
"I'M NOT FIRING YOU YOU TALKING ROCK!"
"I'M NOT A TALKING ROCK! I'M A RAHK-TOA FROM THE SOUTHERN CONTINENT!"
"...Rahk-Toa? I'm a Toa-Rahkshi."
"Same thing, official name is Rahk-Toa."
Zlaperx whacked his head to make sure he wasn't dreaming. There was another of his kind.
"Why are you working for the hunters that I eat?"
"I crashed here in a Boat-Plane yesterday!" the Rahk-Toa replied.
"I crashed here in a Boat-Plane earlier Today!" Zlaperx replied to the reply.
"I crashed here in a Boat-Plane tomorrow!" the Rahk-Toa replied to Zlaperx's reply to his reply.
"I destroyed the word 'Impossible'. My existence defeated the word Impossible because the word Impossible only had one health and I had a lot more."
"So does mine."
"Do you want to go to my home in the Tren Krom Peninsula? I'm not sure how I got it, and I'm not sure how I got invulnerability to Acid."
"k. But you must escape the people of this place. There is something about this place, that you deserve to know, the secret of this place, the secret of the beast below."
"Beast below? D=!"
"No, =D! It provides a distraction while it turns them into Nub-Bobs!"
"I hate Nub-Bobs, they always sing the following:
Nub-bob the Spammer,
Can we spam it up?
Yes we can!
It's annoying as sanity!"
"...what's sanity?"
"I don't know, it just sounded good."
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"This is the beast..."
"It's just a Klakk..."
"We ride it to your home!"
And so began their voyage to the tren krom peninsula, most likely to return sometime later in their lives....
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"Well, he's fired when he comes back."
The first Sub-Arc finished. And then...
ARC 1, CHAPTER 4, SUB-ARC: THE FIRST ENEMY 1/4: The Tren Krom Peninsula