Message #289891

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-==IC: Trever==-
"What kind of fun?  One time, I was in the forest--these corporate types were tryin' to cut down all the trees, maaaaaan, and the po-po was lettin' 'em do it.  It was a conspiracy, maaaaan!  Anyway, I was in the forest putting crystal necklaces on the trees to change the negative vibes--those serious types can't stand positive energy, maaaan, it gives 'em indigestion.  ANYWAY, I was in the forest that time--I told you the other detail, right maaaaaaan?  ANYWAY, I was in the forest, when I found these white shrooms with eyes and green spots--it was trippy, maaaan.  Anyway, I'd never seen anything like it before, so I ate it--maaaan, it was weeeeeeeeird, maaaaaaaaaaan.  I heard this funny music noise, and all of a sudden it was like I couldn't be touched, maaaaaan, and I was like floating above the ground and all.   And so, like, I ate a bunch more, and like, I saw the image of this crystal skull, and it was all like, 'the legend of our story is like, true, maaaaaan, so you've gotta, like, find one of us or something, duuuude.'  So i was all like, 'OK', and he was all like, 'sweeeeeeet', and then I was like, 'All Right!'  And then I like, jacked one of the po-po's cars, and then I realized it wasn't mine, so I stopped there in the parking lot---stupid things, they don't need to make 'em bigger---and like, I got out, and the cops were totally confused, and I got in my car, and I left.  Then I like, found this guy in Louisiana, and he like, used to have one, but then this girl came along and someone tried to use the skull to murder her, and like, she proved it was a fake, or something, but then, like, I had another vision, and the fake skull like came to life and, like, told me where its brother is, so i hopped in my jeep and drove down here, and found this trippy energy field, maaaan.  the Aztecs had it MADE, duuuuuude.  So anyways, i was digging with some spoons I swiped from my hotel room, and then I saw it...the Flying Saucer of Akibumba.  It was obviously the government, they were mad I'd eaten their genetically mutant shrooms and had a vision of the skull that would reveal all of their secrets--I swear, it's a conspiracy, maaaaaaaan!  So, I was  like, all running, because the Phloxians will like, run you down, and suck out your brains and eat it, and put one of their own in--that's like, how they keep the population from finding out about them.  I told you, it's a conspiracy, maaaaaan, and the government is in on it!  So anyway, I was like, running in, and then I ran into the hotel, and the guy at the desk was all like, 'theres no such thing as UFOs and like, no running in the lobby and no muddy shoes,' and then I was all like, 'whatever', so I hitched a ride on a luggage cart and like, when I got to my room, I found this CD, and I was all like, I need to listen to this cause it'll cam me down and then my brain vibes will make the Phloxian ship explode, and so I was like, listening to it, and then like, all of a sudden, BAM!  Instant mojo.  and then I was all like, 'Aw, yeah!' and then I, like, knew that I had been chosen as Guardian of the Cosmos, and with my Cosmic Form I'd, like, save the galaxy from the evil dudes of darkness.  They're everywhere, maaan, I swear, it's a conspiracy!!!!"  Trever looks around, hiding from imaginary enemies.  Then, suddenly, he stands up as if nothing was wrong.  "So, like, why are we all, like, standing here, duuuuuuude.  When are we gonna get started, maaaaaaan?