Bionicle General Discussion

[Trijhak]

...Not.

Since it states that mata NUi is now in the BM robot, this means that the Ignika has its own conciousness again!


Now I want to see how it fits into 2010 story... Maybe it'll create a new body for itself yet again? Or it keeps Mata Nui's old body... (in which case shall probably confuse the Glatorian like this comedy thing:

Ackar: Mata Nui!

Ignika: I'm toa ignika! That guy is Mata Nui! *points to giant BM robot standing up about to crush the remains of Roxtus*

Ackar: :confused:

[Ddude The Insane]

NO. No more Toa wearing the Ignika. We've had our fill of those. =P

Or this comedy-

Tuma: I came back to life! And now I have stolen the Kanohi Ignika. I can take over Bara Mag- *is stepped on by giant BM robot*
Mata Nui: Wait, did I just step on the Mask of Life? O_O
Meanwhile in the MU
Great Beings and Takanuva at the same time: UH OH. I sense that the failsafe has been destroyed.
Makuta: So, that wimpy Mata Nui thinks he's so great huh? I'll show him! And now that the Ignika has been crushed...
Back in BM...
Mata Nui: Aaagh! Okay, okay, calm down. I can fix this. *picks up pieces of Ignika, and wipes Tuma off his foot*
Okay...I can fix this with some duct tape. *crushes the remaining pieces with duct tape* AAAGH! WHY CAN'T I STOP CRUSHING THINGS!?!
Makuta: *punches off the head of BM robot* There. You can stop crushing things now.
BM Robot: *falls over and crushes all the Glatorian and Agori*

[mtmerrick]

that's funny.

[Trijhak]

except this toa would BE the IGNIKa, adn Tuma's not dead, just unconscious.

Situation 2:

Makuta teridax: I see a robot that looks like me in front of me... It must be my future self from the future to tell me to do something!

Mata Nui: If you stay as you are you shall break apart and litter the surface of Fira magna, Ica Magna and Rocka Magna!

*Makuta explodes*

Mata Nui:.. I wish the Mask of Life wouldn't steal my enjoyable things.

ignika: All your robot parts belong to...

TUMAIGNIKA!

Mata Nui: oh come on, what a lame name...

*Tuma shows up twice as big as Mata Nui*

Tuma: Who ya be saying? *Tuma crushes Mata Nui*

*Great beings crush Tuma*

*The (Cheese) Grate beings crush the Great Beings*

*The (Cheese) Grate beings get curshed by Spherus Magna's reformation*

*Spherus Magna gets crushed by... Energized protodermis*

*The BIONICLE story repeats*

End of a npt-funny scneariowth lts of spelling errrs (=p)

[mtmerrick]

Random SPAM that seems to have npothing to do with anything edited out but cannot delete as it is against the rules ~KZ

EDIT2: excuse me? that was a perfectly viable response to your "story".

[Ddude The Insane]

Hey, you're no less of a kid than us.

Mesa want Bionicle Stars Tahu and mesa wants him NAO! =P

Golden old-school Kanohi Hau...that=WIN.

[Trijhak]

Hey, you're no less of a kid than us.

Mesa want Bionicle Stars Tahu and mesa wants him NAO! =P

Golden old-school Kanohi Hau...that=WIN.

It's not an old-school Kanohi, It has a plus rod.

So it's a New School Kanohi.

Bestest head:

Glatorian head

[mtmerrick]

so, going by personal mocing usefulness, here's my list:

tahu:
useful pieces: sword, arms, legs, chest armor, GOLD HAU!
already have: head
useless pieces: everything else


skidaki:
useful pieces: SPINE! arms, legs, weapon (possibly), feet
already have: hands, torso skull (possibly)
useless pieces: everything else



gresh:
useful pieces: torso, armor, mask, blades, feet, hands
already have: hands, head, arms, legs, ankles
useless pieces: everything else



skrall:
useful pieces: hands, feet, blade
already have: arms, legs, torso, head, helmet, ankles
useless pieces: everything else



taka:
useful pieces: MASK!, limbs, feet, chest armor, shoulder armor
already have: blades, head, ankles
useless pieces: everything else



lil yellow:
useful pieces: hands, feet, head, spine assembly, arms, legs
already have: blades, torso,
useless pieces: everything else

[Ddude The Insane]

So...when is lego going to unveil a giant Makuta Robot set? That would be WIIIIIIIIIIIN.

=D

[mtmerrick]

yes, it would.

you're 15. so am i. what month is your b-day?

[Ddude The Insane]

March. The month he won FMotM.

I almost want get Skopio, if it weren't so expensive. It looks very WIN.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

>_> Okay, I think the story's getting confusing now... Weren't they going to go explore that valley of the maze place? 0_o Now Mata Nui somehow gets into the BM robot? 0_o How the heck does that lead into next year's movie...?

[Trijhak]

That's explained in MN's guide to BM.

He travels with tarduk, Kiina and Gresh to the center to find the power source of the robot. Then he ues the Ignika to transport his spirit and the source inside the robot. I believe it's also presumably the november comic.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

=/ Well that was a short time with a 7 foot tall Mata Nui... What about Bota Magna? =/

[Ddude The Insane]

I'm confused too, but right now I just feel like writing the sequel to my hit comedy.

Mata Nui: Now that I have this giant robot at my disposal, surely Makuta shall fall!
Makuta: *comes to BM* We'll see about that! *steps on Mata Nui, who is in toa form*
Arthaka: *shudders* I sensed a disturbence...
Click: clickclickclickclickclickclic kclickclick
Maukta: Will you shut UP!?
Click: *touches Mask of Life*
Makuta: Hey, what are you doing?? Get away from that!
Click: *transforms* I am Toa Click!! I have the elemental power of Earth! And I control beetles at my will! Surely you shall fall Makuta!
Makuta: Oh yes, your unstoppable army of beetles shall surely fell the Universe =P
Click: Go, my Scarabax bretheren! Get inside of him and end this madness!
Various Scarabax Beetles: Clickclickclickclickclickclic kclick (Translation: Yes, master Click.)
*Beetles crawl on Makuta Robot and inside of his head*
Makuta: My mind powers should handle this...*attempts to use mind powers to crush the Scarabax* Wha-what!? Graah! Your minds are too tiny to feel the effect of mind powers:
Scarabax Beetles: clickclickclickclickclickclic kclickclick (Translation: Woo! Party in Makuta's head!) *beetles start a conga line in Makuta's head*
Several years later
Makuta: Graaaaaaaaah. These ridiculous beetles and their clicking is driving me mad!
Beetles: *still have conga line going*
Makuta: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANY MORE!!! *leaves Makuta Robot* HERE! You Toa can have your Universe back.
Arthaka: *sigh* ...I'll take over, I guess.

I may be getting Tuma soon, so expect a review of him coming. Also, I put up a Skrall Review yesterday.

Oooooooh, this story may get interesting.

[Trijhak]

=/ Well that was a short time with a 7 foot tall Mata Nui... What about Bota Magna? =/

Keep in mind there is a way to see it without leaving Bara Magna... move bara Magna to Bot Magna, and Aqua Magna to Bara Magna, and then undo the Shattering.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

*Sighs* And here I was thinking they'd actually go to Bota Magna and explore it somewhat so that there could be some stuff revealed. Is it just me, or did this 'reboot' epically fail in being a refresher for new fans? Especially since all the old stuff comes back the very next year. >>

[Trijhak]

If it came later, newer fans would be a LOT MORE confused. Since it would be more than one year after we left and they probably wouldn;t know who Tahu was. They need to wrap up the MU saga first.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

And then what after that? Since, wasn't it Mata Nui's mission to return and rebuild Spherus Magna? So then, how would there be anything further if all three planet bits are reformed? =/

[Trijhak]

They can figure out a way. Besides, after that they still have:

The female skrall
The Baterra
The Bota magna region