Izabel smirked. "Very well then. This witness was a security guard at Gatewater Land, and witnessed the killer's attempts to hide the body."
Izabel nodded. "Witness, please state your name and-"
"WHIPPERSNAPPER!" Oldbag glared at her.
"I was getting to that! You don't need to rush me! Back in my day, people knew how to be patient! We wouldn't rush a lady who had just gotten up, oh no, we knew how to treat our elders! But you whippersnappers need everything now now now now now and it doesn't matter who you're dealing with, it's all about me me me. Now back in my day we knew how to treat a lady! 'Miss Oldbag' they'd say, 'won't you please share your wisdom with us'? But now you all think you know so much more than your elders, with your heads all full of ipeas and smart shoes and video games! When I was a lass we knew how to behave ourselves, oh yes, there was none of that newfangled technology whatsits to rot our brains! We knew how to have real fun! I'd go for long walks every day, and all the men would follow behind me, all of them wanting a chance to talk to me. Now you only talk to me when you need something! You whippersnappers have no respect for your elders!"
OOC: Read Oldbag's speech as if she were talking as fast as humanly possible.
