"I saw him, you know! I saw that young whippersnapper try to hide the body!"
Witness Testimony: Kids These Days
"I was at my station, reviewing the security videos from the previous day, when I see him! I'm sure it was him because he was wearing that thing. And he was dragging a Bad Badger costume! It had the victims body inside it, I'm sure of it! Of course I didn't know it at the time, why would I suspect that anything was out of the ordinary? But I should have known because he was acting so oddly, no 'hello miss Oldbag', no 'how do you do miss Oldbag', I daresay he didn't even realize I was there! That's the problem with you whippersnappers, always so focused on yourselves you don't even notice what's around you, now back in my day we knew how to pay attention! Nothing like this would have happened when I was a girl, oh no, we'd have spotted him and locked him up right then and there, we wouldn't have needed to waste an old woman's time with pointless testimony, we knew what we saw and we knew what we knew! But you young folk don't know how to think for yourselves so you need someone else to think for you, your heads are too full of all that modern nonsense and-"
"CEASE!"Izabel looked about ready to cry. "Defense, when you cross examine this witness, please, please don't ask any pointless questions or we'll be here until doomsday."
The Judge nodded. "Indeed. Please try to stay on topic, defense. You may cross examine the witness."
