Message #120685

[Jas765]

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WHY GOD MADE MUMS   
 

Answers  given  by 2nd grade school children to the following questions: 

Why  did God make mothers? 
1. She's the  only one who knows where the sticky tape is.
2. Mostly to clean  the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting  born.


How did  God make mothers? 
1. He used  dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers  and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my Mum just the same like he  made me. He just used bigger parts.


What  ingredients are mothers made of ?
1. God makes mothers out  of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one  dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from mens' bones.  Then they mostly use string, I think.


Why did  God give you your mother and not some other Mum? 
1. We're  related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other  people's Mums like me.


What  kind of little girl was your Mum?
1. My Mum has always  been my Mum and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know  because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3.  They say she used to be nice.


What did  Mum need to know about Dad before she married  him? 
1. His last  name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook?  Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a  year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores? 


Why did  your Mum marry your Dad?
1. My Dad makes the best  spaghetti in the world. And my Mum eats a lot.
2. She got too  old to do anything else with him.
3. My Grandma says that Mum  didn't have her thinking cap on.


Who's  the boss at your house?
1. Mum doesn't want  to be boss, but she has to because Dad's such an idiot.
2. Mum..  You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the  bed.
3. I guess Mum is, but only because she has a lot more to  do than Dad.

What's  the difference between Mums & Dads?
1. Mums work at work  and work at home and Dads just go to work at work.
2. Mums know  how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are  taller & stronger, but Mums have all the real power 'cause  that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your  friend's.
4. Mums have magic, they make you feel better  without medicine.


What  does your Mum do in her spare time?
1. Mothers  don't have spare time.
2. To hear her talk, she pays bills  all day long.

What  would it take to make your Mum perfect?
1. On the inside  she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic  surgery.
2. You know, her hair. I'd die it, maybe  blue. 


If you  could change one thing about your Mum, what would it be? 
1. She has  this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of  that.
2. I'd make my Mum smarter. Then she would know it was  my sister who did it and not me.
3.. I would like her to get  rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.