Message #214456

[Tommy_60]

38954

My newspaper is so weird, listen to this :

Jan. 1 : New Years Day
Jan. 2 : Run up the Flag Pol and See if Anyone Salutes Day
Jan. 3 : Festival of Sleep Day
Jan. 4 : Trivia Day
Jan. 5 : Bird Day
Jan. 6 : Bean Day
Jan. 7 : Old Rock Day
Jan. 8 : Man Watchers Day
Jan. 9 : Apricot Day
Jan. 10 :Peculiar People Day
Jan. 11 : Step in a Puddle and Splash Your Friend Day
Jan. 12 : Pharmacist Day
Jan. 13 : Make Your Dream Come True Day
Jan. 14 : Dress Up Your Pet Day
Jan. 15 : Hat Day
Jan. 16 :National Nothing Day
Jan. 17 : Ditch New Year's Resolution Day
Jan. 18 : Winnie The Pooh Day(And Martin Luther King Jr. Day)
Jan. 19 :Popcorn Day
Jan. 20 : Day of Renewal and Reconciliation Day
Jan. 21 :Hugging Day
Jan. 22 : Blonde Brownie Day
Jan. 23 :Measure Your Feet Day
Jan. 24 :Compliment Day
Jan. 25 :Opposite Day
Jan. 26 :Australia Day
Jan. 27 :Chocolate Cake Day
Jan. 28 :Kazoo Day
Jan. 29 :Puzzle Day
Jan. 30 :Escape Day
Jan. 31 : Backwards Day



All of these are real!