Message #315773

[Trijhak]

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All communists are dinosaurs. All dinosaurs are made of chocolate. Chocolate is edible. Communists, therefore, are edible. This is why communism is often portrayed as bad as it makes people edible and increases the mortality rate as they get eaten and eat each other. They laugh evilly in the process of doing this. Colleges have no relation to any of this but colleges may grow out of the bodies of communists. Scientists (by which I mean a bunch of intoxicated people) think this is because communists are seeding information into their own heads via nonsensical means and then turning this information into a literal seed. Scientists have also found out that this paragraph makes little sense. The sense that does make sense is edible and does not desecrate the remains of our tombs. These tombs are explosive. Goodbye.