Trijhak
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So I went to sleep last night, in my bed, as normal, and today, I woke up in a giant robot mech destroying a city on who knows what planet. I need to sort out my sleep-city-destroying problems and sign some forms saying I am not responsible for the actions of my sleeping self. Otherwise I'll be banned from seventy-eight galaxies instead of seventy-seven. I prefer to be banned in only seventy-seven galaxies, that way I can typo it easily as only 7 galaxies I'm banned from and so people perceive me as less of a threat; and if I'm perceived as less of a threat I can surprise people with EXPLOSIVE TV REMOTES in their homes. If they have television, that is...
Anyway, I hope I don't wake up destroying London or New York tomorrow. I'm holding a conference in London on how to destroy a planet known as Walonia, for personal matters.
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