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If you go golfing, do not accidentally summon dinosaurs. Many a golfer has died to dinosaur-related accidents, so it is best that you do not summon a dinosaur while golfing. Such practice is taboo, anyway; and do not eat the golf ball, or you will likely choke on it while it releases its spores into your blood stream and turns you into an unrecognisable mass of golf balls. People who meet this unfortunate fate are called 'GOLFZOMBIES', and wow, that name is really uncreative. Do not let a golfzombie touch you. Let the military collect them and send them to the Golf Ball factory, where they will be shot at. When they are shot at, they explode into golf balls. (this is how golf balls are made)
GOLFING IS A DANGEROUS SPORT. Golf clubs that summon dinosaurs, dangerous golf balls. Reality is dismal.
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Dinosaurs are chocolate. Chocolate is harmless and may be eaten.
