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either thats one **** big crab or one **** small dog.
crazy cat stories - where to start....
heres one - the tale of MR. Black.
my cousion Mark is a truck driver.
http://americanfamilyvanlines.com/default.aspx he is about 23. a couple years back, in a truck stop in the middle of nowhere, mark found a ragged, close-to-death cat. He took pity on it and brought it home (STIILL lives with his mom - my aunt the crazy cat lady) and nutered it back to health. a couple weeks later. the cat (dubbed Mr. Black for his fur) went PSYCO!!!! He shredded mark's arm (still has scars) and hid. no one saw the cat for days. then, one day, he returned. Perched on top of the fridge, his unnatural orange burning, he sat unnervingly still, staring us all down. ever since then, Mr. Black has free reign through the house. no one can even come close to him without him hissing and biting (he dosen't hisss like a normal cat - all that moves is his face). no one sees him move, yet every time you look, he is somewhere else, always very high, and never anyhere normal, staring at you with his burning orange eyes.....
odd places Mr. Black has appeared:
-perched on top of my aunt's wall-mounned plasma TV (don't ask)
-in the open freezer
-in a bowl of poaperee on a high shelf
-on the back of a toilet
-on the roof (again, don't ask)
-on the headboard of my aun'ts bed
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