Count to a Million

[mtmerrick]

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So! we're not gonna be hit by the power outages after all! we're on a small grid, immune to this sorta thing.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

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good to hear

[mtmerrick]

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*yawn*

[MsRowdyRedhead]

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yep

[mtmerrick]

late......



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[MsRowdyRedhead]

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Playin hangman in the arcade...

[Magical Girl Mimi]

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I believe Capcom dug themselves a very big hole this year.

[Trijhak]

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^LOL fanboy rage

I hate people who go bring something up and say they don't want to talk about it. They're the one who brought it up. And I also hate it when they assume that everyone is a mind-reader.

[Magical Girl Mimi]

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^Lol, defending Capcom even though they basically trolled their entire customer base this year over different things.

It's called venting, and while people may vent, they don't necessarily want to talk about all the details.

[Jade]

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[MsRowdyRedhead]

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[Jade]

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xD I laughed so hard when I read this.

My secret mission: To slip into enemy territory, locate and scan any documents pertaining to the building of nuclear missiles. (enemy territory = the library, documents pertaining to the building of nuclear missiles = Copyright in Historical Perspective (snore).

Mission status: Complete.


The agency sent transport to my house at exactly 0800 hrs. I was picked up by Code name B1 and transported to secret headquarters (uni) for a debriefing. Whilst being transported I was on the look out for any suspicious looking automobiles, though I'm sad to say B1 didn't share my enthusiasm in the matter as I promptly pointed out that a shady looking car had been tailing us for five minutes and suggested to pull over. B1 did not pull over and told me to stop drinking too much coffee in the morning. I reported B1's behavior to Commander Big Bear (the lecturer) upon arriving at headquarters and suggested that she be stricken from driving duties in the future. Commander Big Bear gave me a look (I'm sure it was of acknowledgment), laughed and told me to take my seat.

We both listened to Commander Big Bears debriefing (lecture), taking notes when necessary and I was told to give a rundown of the mission to my fellow agents. (speech)

After the debriefing I prepared myself for the mission at exactly 1200 hrs. B1 said she had "to go to lunch" aka would be watching my back. I ducked between buildings, did a few barrel rolls to avoid being noticed and made my way into into enemy territory, slipping in the back door. Immediately I prepared my newspaper opening it and running for the elevator, unnoticed. It was all clear so I slid inside and entered the desired floor into the control panel. Whilst in the elevator I used my walkie talkie (cellphone) to communicate with B1 that I was in. I never heard back (see notes). When the floor came closer I opened the newspaper again and as soon as it opened ran for the cover of the shelves noticing to my horror that it was packed with enemies. I remained undetected. I was in isle F1 and need to be across the room at isle L2. Scanning my surroundings I decided my best bet was to use the super special technique we agents call "crawl". Stowing the newspaper away I crawled my way to L2 between many enemies feet, on the journey I was noticed by one individual whom I pointed my gun at and mouthed say nothing before hurrying on. I now had a short time-frame in which to scan the documents without being caught. Thankfully the isle wasn't being guard or the guards had taken a lunch break leaving me to freely located said secret documents. I crawled my way back out, the same person looked at me again, again I pointed my gun... I think he was too scared to tell anyone but still I needed to MOVE!

I made my way over to the scanning facility, conveniently placed I must say and hid behind a shelf until all the coast was clear. When no one was around I dash for it, and made my copies, the minutes were like hours, I knew full well at any second I could be discovered. As the last document was scanned I stowed copies safely in my briefcase, wiped my brow and proceeded to put the documents into their rightful place without detection. The enemy who had spotted me was nowhere to be seen and I took that as a sign it was time for me to blow this popsicle stand. I pulled out my newspaper and ran for the exit knowing full well that using "crawl" was too risky now and that this was my only hope. Remember agents NEVER forget your newspapers. Without it I don't think I could of escaped.


Notes: B1 did not contact me for the rest of the day. At 1600 hrs I headed to our designated meeting place and waited. Five to ten minutes after my arrival I saw B1 heading towards me... And to my horror one of the thugs from the enemy territory was next to her! I ducked behind a seat and heard her say "see you later" to the thug before he left, I remained undetected. I then acted as though I'd just arrived on the scene and greeted B1. She transported me back to homebase. I chose not to not speak of my success on the mission to her and although she insisted I sit in the front seat I remained in the back and wrote notes on her suspicious behavior. We didn't talk much but I made sure my gun was loaded incase anything happened. Upon approaching homebase I told B1 to let me off here, she did as I asked and said "see you on Monday". I watched her car drive on then ran for the safety of my homebase.

I believe codename B1 to be a mole in our organization! Commander Big Bear shall hear of this.


Agent out.

[MsRowdyRedhead]

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where did you get that???

[Jade]

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On another forum I visit.

[mtmerrick]

xD wow

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[Jade]

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Yeah, crazy. xD

[Magical Girl Mimi]

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Nice. DO A BARREL ROLL! BECAUSE IT'S STAR FOX DAY!

[Ddude The Insane]

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*reads it*

Did somebody clone me and forget to tell me about it? =P

[Jade]

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xD

[Magical Girl Mimi]

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Ddude: Oops. Sorry. The top secret message must've self destructed before it got to you. >>;

Jade: =P