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[MsRowdyRedhead]

6991

Perfect!

[Jas765]

6992

I remember that time last year when the AUD was about $1.05 USD (or something like that).

[lionytai]

6993


i just forgot who was on the 50 dolalr bill

[Jas765]

6994

No idea...

[lionytai]

6995
quarter?

[MsRowdyRedhead]

6996

Ulysses S Grant is on the $50

[Jas765]

6997

Nearly there...

[MsRowdyRedhead]

6998

[uraw911]

6999

I know you're waiting Jas...

[MsRowdyRedhead]

7000
Here are just three simple thoughts to ponder.

   
  (1) Zero Gravity

When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.  To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass
and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.  Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.


(2)Our Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for  Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours?   It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

(3) Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!   It creates a hostile work environment.

[uraw911]

7001

lol to the first one.

[Jas765]

7002

EPIC WIN!!!

D'oh!!!!!
Argh, shouldn't of been watching TV...

[MsRowdyRedhead]

7003

he who hesitates.....

[uraw911]

7004

What does D'oh mean?

[Flipz]

7000
Here are just three simple thoughts to ponder.

   
  (1) Zero Gravity

When NASA started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ball-point pens would not work in zero gravity.  To combat this problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion developing a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside-down, on almost any surface including glass
and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to over 300 C. The Russians used a pencil.  Your taxes are due again--enjoy paying them.


(2)Our Constitution

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for  Iraq . Why don't we just give them ours?   It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it's worked for over 200 years and we're not using it anymore.

(3) Ten Commandments

The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments in a Courthouse is that you cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians!   It creates a hostile work environment.

7005

Sad but true.

Here's another one:

English Anyone?

A U.S. Navy Admiral was attending a naval conference  that included admirals from the U.S., English, Canadian, Australian and French Navies.

At a cocktail reception, he found himself standing with a group of half dozen or so officers that included personnel from most of the countries. Everyone was chatting away in English as they sipped their drinks but a French admiral suddenly complained that, whereas Europeans learn many languages, Americans learn only English.  He then asked: "Why is it that we always have to speak English in these conferences rather than speaking French?"

Without hesitating, the American Admiral replied: "Maybe it's because the Brits, Canadians, Aussies and Americans arranged it so you wouldn't have to speak German."

Suddenly the group became very quiet . . .



Sadly, it seems like the rest of the world has forgotten this...


EDIT:  Arrrrgh...you guys post too much

[MsRowdyRedhead]

7006

Good one, Flipz!



Goodnite!

[Jas765]

7007
 

[MsRowdyRedhead]

7008

can't sleep....

[Jas765]

7009
 

[Flipz]

7010

G'Night, all.

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