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Zombie sightings: 784309
Time since outbreak: 2 days
Estimated amount of zombies: 274161000
Zombie outbreak locations: Beijing, Tokyo, Paris, Moscow, Johannesburg, Sidney, Artctic Station Alpha, Amsterdam, Seoul, Copenhagen, Berlin, Zagreb, Rome, Oslo, Stockholm, Munich
Washington Post article, 2. Nov 2009.
“It has been two days since the beginning of the outbreak and zombie numbers have skyrocketed. The zombie hordes have moved out of the large cities as they seem to have eaten the brains of all people in those cities. We have received reports of zombies crossing major highways and eating brains from drivers.
The latest product on the market is the Brain in a Can, “We got spicy brains, come and get them!” These can be used in case your brain is eaten and you become a zombie, so you have a snack. The company, now named BrainsInCans, which also made Spam, is currently under investigation after a few zombies reported being sick from eating the canned brains.
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