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some funny food for thought:
Why do they put braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM ?
You know how most packages say "Open Here." What is the protocol if the package says, "Open Somewhere Else?"
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, how do they make Teflon stick to the pan?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the morning?
Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
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@paradox -its selling that much for a reason. =P
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Talk To Me Quote Archive I've got no place to go, I've got nowhere to run.
They love to watch me fall, they think they know it all.
I'm a nightmare, a disaster, that's what they always said.
I'm a lost cause, not a hero, but I'll make it on my own.
I've gotta prove them wrong - It's me against the world. It is, in the end, whatever the **** I want it to be.
And when I'm through with it, it's gonna blow a hole this wide
straight through the worlds own idea of itself.
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Come on, lets go break their arms. |
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